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That nobody (and i mean nobody) knows about...

Me?
I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :shifty:

Was that the knoll with the chopper coming over it?

I was there today. ;)

I once threw out a whole gallon of milk because it was 1 day past the expiration date.

:doh:
lol, and I'm not really Eddie van Halen

I used to steal toys from the store when I was 10.

I like the Kenny Rogers song The Gambler.

I did not shoot no deputy.

I cut the "do not remove" tags off furniture.
And I'm nor really Magic452 in case the furniture police are looking.

Not really Magic :know:

I stole 7 traffic sings, one traffic cone, attempted to steal a portable traffic light, swipped 50l od fine mechanical oil for the CNC machine from work, joyrided with a tractor and drove on a half finished section of the highway. Plus, I hit my fathers car on a fence post and then saying I was hit on a parkinglot, starting an accident investigation involving the police. Oh, and lets not forget the beer barrel I took of the delivery truck, but I had help then.

I... oh, wait, nevermind.

I'm Brian and so's my wife.

God gave me an earthquake . . . .once . . . . .no it didn't count as natural disaster. There was nothing natural about it. Well I asked for it. It took God 3 loooooooong seconds before he gave it to me right then right there. People were scared kneeling down with hands on the ground, even just standing up was scary, no way to walk or run either. The floor literally moved all over as if a giant had been shaking or playing with it. I'm sure there was CCTV there. People outside the vicinity didn't feel a thing though. They didn't even notice.

Never asked something as crazy as that before(except asking to see Jesus face) and never have again. I just then felt like asking something which answer I required to be an earthquake[so that I can be sure] so I did and He answered. I was hesitant to ask at first but in the end I couldn't help not to so I asked and waited for 3 long seconds before God answered me. [straight face]

No I don't expect the reader to believe this. The story just won't register in most people sphere of reality and possibility. But there you go.

HARP is more believable or a deep ground drill and my asking was just a coincidence.

Some of you older people may remember the stand up comic Brother Dave Gardner. I still have several of his records my parents had in the attic when I was a kid. I guess he was better known in the 50's-60's. One of my favorites, course it may be the flavor in which he tells it.



"Once a Preacher asked his congregation to confess and testify all their sins..to get them out.

A man stood up and said he cheated on his taxes...

"Tell it all, tell it all." said the preacher"

A lady stood up and said she was having an affair with the Choir Director.

"Tell it all, tell it all, get all your sins out.." said the preacher"

Old farmer stood up in the back "I once made love to a goat."

The preacher shocked...

"Boy, I'd kept that one to myself."

Guy is really funny if you remember the culture back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGafy...eature=related

I've never had a girlfriend and today I find most if not all women that I know of or encounter to be a boring specimen even if they are physically very very attractive.

The average people no longer get me interested.

My current ideal women must have personal knowledge of God to prove she's chosen(favored) because I'd go crazy trying to dig why God is interested in her, an idealist, political activist with courage, exceedingly smart or an intellectual with broad interest and beautiful to me inside out.

I knew from the beginning it's NSPE: No Such Person Exists.

Ordinary life experience makes boring, shallow and small people. I prefer watching tv than meeting or engaging such people than to be disappointed in the end burned and emotionally drained :zzz:

Castout, you'll get your club membership card by mail

:D

I think we may need to go to Libya or Egypt for a wife. I want an eagle for a wife not chicken ver 1.0 or 2.0 or chicken any version:O:

When I was in my 20s I go "oooh aaaaahh" everytime catching an attractive looking girl. Now go "Meh" or at most "Um.., Meh". They just seem dim now. That women that would drive me crazy is no where to be found and it seems unlikely to be found either. What makes a women a women and a personality deserving love is what I'm looking for but most people fail at this. They just feel ordinary(read boring) and uninteresting. Most men jump at sex than love but that's not me.

Maybe its you that has failed, what your looking for in a woman is blinding you. Relax next time you meet someone you like and do not expect to much from her then your see her other good quality's, over time your grow to like her for who she is not what you expect her to be. Besides different personality's make a interesting relationship you'll learn from each other. I think your reaching to high Castout, Angels do not go out with humans :)