The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

*little language warning*

Arnold is pretty much a winner here..

HunterICX

"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating...and it gets everywhere" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ys/4_6_100.gif

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Lol, good find hunter.:rotfl2:

Can't watch from work with the boss lurking nearby, so just tell me - how many out of 100 were written by George Lucas?

I'm guessing at least 101 :rotfl2:

"Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant" :haha::har:

*sigh*

Sounds about right. In the immortal words of Harrison Ford,

"You can type this stuff, George, but you sure as sh*t can't say it!"

Ya know, some of these, in the context of the complete scene/movie, aren't really that bad.

But taken out of context they're pretty hilarious.

Edit: okay they lost me with the LOTR one because that is the *one* scene in the whole trilogy that always, always, makes me cry.

Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P

Certainly not madame, on the contrary. I beg you please forgive my intrusion. How do you do? One hopes have picked a most appropriate and fitting time, to have the honour. :) Might i take this oppertunity to have the great pleasure in saying hello. :oops:

The one from flash gordon is a classic one! And why john barrowman still has the cheesiest quote?

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last. :DL



* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this. :yep: Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"* :D

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

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Sir, you should quit your post, or perhaps risk general action, but as iam in fine company, then good order must prevail, therfore i should hope i might without difficulty be relieved, :doh: :rotfl2: of err my post. Good Day.

"I am here to kick a$$...and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Awesome! Some great movies, and if you think you're above cheesy, then why are you on the internets? :O:

All cringe-worthy quotes, to be sure, but I think they missed one. I can't be the only one here who thinks that one of the cheesiest movie quotes of all time is:

"Step away from that bulkhead, Mr. Hirsch. Shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine".

I don't think I have to mention the movie, do I? :timeout:


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Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."