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Unbelievable! And diapers too!
Astronaut arrested in alleged kidnap attempt

That's how it goes sometimes, one day you're operating the space shuttle robotic arm 80 miles in orbit, the next you're getting a mugshot looking like a crack ho.

WTF!?!? :o

This just in: space travel causes loony behavior of wanting to cut other people in little pieces and **** in own pants. :doh:

Mark my words, there's gonna be a movie about this one day :roll:

I hope not!!!!:huh:

I don't know what they ate on there last trip to space, but take it off the menu! The oxygen may be rotting there brains:88)

I just read the news article at Yahoo and was about to post it here when I saw that Neal already did. Unbelievable!

I was going to name the thread "Love Shuttle". :D

That picture of her :eek: and first thing in the morning :o

Most of us have to try very hard to look that bad.

Unless it's diaper rash. :p

What a relief all the coffee I was about to drink would put me into orbit. :rotfl:

In response to the title of this thread, something tells me that she didn't really make the grade....

LOL...yea wow...we humans are a trip.

She has obviously had a mental breakdown. I don't really find it funny, nor do I really feel sad for her. She is going to have to face the consequences. At least no one was physically injured, and this happened on the ground instead of 400 miles orbit.

In related news, that is a wicked booking picture. I think the only "good" booking picture I've seen was Tom Delay, although he did get to pick and choose his time to show up (like Michael Jackson).

I wouldn't say an actual movie..."made for tv movie'..yes, big screen...no.

:o:o:o:o

Probably. There's so much over-the-top drama here that it's just bound to make it somewhere. It's exactly the sort of kitschy story that gets peoples attention, I mean people are all over the news story already, and it hasn't been 24 hours since it broke.

I bet she'd make more money selling book rights to it than being an astronaut :roll:

Here's the offical prediction come true.

Movie rights

LOS ANGELES - You knew this was coming. The strange saga of the astronaut who traveled 900 miles to allegedly try to murder a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut will be turned into a movie.

Granada America has optioned the film rights to a New York Times article on Lisa Nowak, 43, who was arrested Monday and charged with attempted murder.

She had all the right stuff...:88)

Realizing his statement could be taken in many ways, U-533 steps back from the microphone glancing side to side and pretending to clear his throat

:lol:

Sooner than I expected!

:damn::damn::damn::damn:

Can't imagine Gagarin, nor John Glenn nor for that matter Valentina Tereshkova (the first woman in space) acting like that, ok Buzz Aldrin punched a guy out but he had it coming. :|\\

Souvenirs for sale!