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Lord_magerius 05-11-10 02:01 PM

Yeah once again I'm sorry for the stupid jokes I posted, should have used my noggin before proceeding with them :damn:. Definately my fault that the thread got derailed and turned into a slagging match as well, once again sorry for the sh**storm I stirred up here. Feel rather bad now.

Bilge_Rat 05-11-10 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_magerius (Post 1388849)
Yeah once again I'm sorry for the stupid jokes I posted, should have used my noggin before proceeding with them :damn:. Definately my fault that the thread got derailed and turned into a slagging match as well, once again sorry for the sh**storm I stirred up here. Feel rather bad now.


Don't sweat it man, the storm had been brewing for a long time before you inadvertendly walked into the crossfire. We have all posted stuff we regret afterwards. Let's turn the page.


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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1388024)
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful. What part is it?"
The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

this one I like.

antikristuseke 05-11-10 02:35 PM

They are just jokes as far as I am concerned, if anyone was offended, tough ****.
People need to grow thicker skin and learn to take some flak.

heartc 05-11-10 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1388886)
They are just jokes as far as I am concerned, if anyone was offended, tough ****.
People need to grow thicker skin and learn to take some flak.

OK, so let's start:
You think this attitude makes you look quite tough. But unless your audience is retarded, being offensive just for the sake of being offensive will only make you look like an insecure attention whore. Maybe you need to grow up some more to understand.

AVGWarhawk 05-11-10 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by heartc (Post 1388938)
OK, so let's start:
You think this attitude makes you look quite tough. But unless your audience is retarded, being offensive just for the sake of being offensive will only make you look like an insecure attention whore. Maybe you need to grow up some more to understand.

heartc...you can not insult another while explaining why you are insulted/offended to begin with. The use of 'retarded' is not in best of forms in chastising someone for being offense when all the same you are offending the audience that just might be retarted but that is besides the point. :hmmm: Where was I.....:oops: Oh yes, lets use shall we say...mentally challenged. :D:O:

antikristuseke 05-11-10 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by heartc (Post 1388938)
OK, so let's start:
You think this attitude makes you look quite tough. But unless your audience is retarded, being offensive just for the sake of being offensive will only make you look like an insecure attention whore. Maybe you need to grow up some more to understand.

Jesus christ. This is not about being tough and I am not being offensive for its own sake, i genuinely laugh at those jokes. What people need to do is not take those things so seriously, realize that humour is one way to cope with tragedy or a way to disarm the bigot by highlighting how ridiculous their position is through laughter. Hell, my own grandmother was deported to siberia, we still laughingly refer to it as a free wilderness vacation. I have lost family in different repressions by different regimes, I crack jokes about those, if you got jokes about what ever group i fall in to, icrack those, I am a non discriminating jokester.

OneToughHerring 05-11-10 03:24 PM

I don't mind jokes about Finns either. We are so ignored in the world stage anyway. :)

But, if anyone was offended by the more offending jokes in the start of this thread, I apologize too. I posted them to see if I could somehow define the border between good and bad humour, it is a pretty vague border sometimes especially in ethnic humour. Two wrongs don't make a right but one wrong is bad too.

antikristuseke,

and yes to an extent I am in favour of 'complete' freedom of speech and humour as a safety valve to use to laugh at the demons of racism etc. If the worlds medias would offer equal criticism and praise to everyone regardless of race and creed etc. then yes, I would be in favour of it. Until that happens attention has to be kept on things such as rights of minorities.

TLAM Strike 05-11-10 04:07 PM

I'm 1/4 Scotch-Irish, 1/4 Ukrainian Pole, and 1/2 British, which makes me a Redneck-Polak-Limey, so about 75% of this thread is about me and I found 100% of it funny.

If we can't laugh at our selves who can we laugh at... :yep:

DarkFish 05-11-10 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring (Post 1388976)
I don't mind jokes about Finns either. We are so ignored in the world stage anyway. :)

But, if anyone was offended by the more offending jokes in the start of this thread, I apologize too. I posted them to see if I could somehow define the border between good and bad humour, it is a pretty vague border sometimes especially in ethnic humour. Two wrongs don't make a right but one wrong is bad too.

antikristuseke,

and yes to an extent I am in favour of 'complete' freedom of speech and humour as a safety valve to use to laugh at the demons of racism etc. If the worlds medias would offer equal criticism and praise to everyone regardless of race and creed etc. then yes, I would be in favour of it. Until that happens attention has to be kept on things such as rights of minorities.

finally something we agree on:DL

One thing I'd like to add, is that the definition of good or bad humor often depends on the people you're talking with. For example, with most of my friends being white and central-right, I can easily make jokes about moroccans, turks etc. (just to name the most prominent minorities in the Netherlands) and most of them would find it good humor. If I had lots of morrocan/turkish friends most of them would probably consider it bad humor.

I guess with so many different nationalities/races/whatever here on subsim, one has to be extra careful not to offend somebody.
(that said, it's very hard to offend absolutely nobody in this world if you make jokes about these things, but I'd say, keep it to a respectable level - e.g. when talking about jews don't make jokes about the holocaust:salute:)

Happy Times 05-11-10 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilge_Rat (Post 1388637)
you are right, I am out of here, carry on as you see fit.

I dont mind jokes about jewish culture, but I lost relatives in the holocaust and cannot see any humour in that.

If you guys ever want to have a serious no holds barred discussion about Israel and Middle East politics, I am game, but be warned I take no prisoners.

As a strong friend of Israel im sorry if my postings have offended you, not intended.:oops:

Bilge_Rat 05-11-10 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Times (Post 1389193)
As a strong friend of Israel im sorry if my postings have offended you, not intended.:oops:


nothing wrong with your jokes, HT. Let's not go to the other pc extreme. :ping:

August 05-11-10 07:04 PM

I'm innocent of these charges your Honor.

All I posted was a fart joke. though it was admittedly disrespectful of my fellow Americans from the great state of West Virginia. Of course none of them can actually read, so it no harm no foul unless one of you bigmouths drops a dime on me... :-?

Ducimus 05-11-10 09:28 PM

Subsim is staying classy i see.

Rockin Robbins 05-12-10 08:55 AM

Utterly tastless. The thread should be removed and the original poster banned. Complaint registered.

Hey, as far as contributions to mankind, I challenge any single group of humans to contribute as much as the Jewish people have:
Quote:

Jewish Nobel Prize Winners
From a pool of 12 million Jews which are 0.2% of the World's Population (2 out of every 1,000 people)

Literature

1910 - Paul Heyse

1927 - Henri Bergson

1958 - Boris Pasternak

1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon

1966 - Nelly Sachs

1976 - Saul Bellow

1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer

1981 - Elias Canetti

1987 - Joseph Brodsky

1991 - Nadine Gordimer

2002 - Imre Kertesz

World Peace

1911 - Alfred Fried

1911 - Tobias Asser

1968 - Rene Cassin

1973 - Henry Kissinger

1978 - Menachem Begin

1986 - Elie Wiesel

1994 - Shimon Peres

1994 - Yitzhak Rabin

1995 - Joseph Rotblat

Chemistry

1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer

1906 - Henri Moissan

1910 - Otto Wallach

1915 - Richard Willstaetter

1918 - Fritz Haber

1943 - George Charles de Hevesy

1961 - Melvin Calvin

1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz

1972 - William Howard Stein

1972 - C.B. Anfinsen

1977 - Ilya Prigogine

1979 - Herbert Charles Brown

1980 - Paul Berg

1980 - Walter Gilbert

1981 - Ronald Hoffmann

1982 - Aaron Klug

1985 - Herbert A. Hauptman

1985 - Jerome Karle

1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach

1988 - Robert Huber

1989 - Sidney Altman

1992 - Rudolph Marcus

1998 - Walter Kohn

2000 - Alan J. Heeger

2004 - Irwin Rose

2004 - Avram Hershko

2004 - Aaron Ciechanover

Economics

1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson

1971 - Simon Kuznets

1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow

1973 - Wassily Leontief

1975 - Leonid Kantorovich

1976 - Milton Friedman

1978 - Herbert A. Simon

1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein

1985 - Franco Modigliani

1987 - Robert M. Solow

1990 - Harry Markowitz

1990 - Merton Miller

1992 - Gary Becker

1993 - Rober Fogel

1994 - John Harsanyi

1994 - Reinhard Selten

1997 - Robert Merton

1997 - Myron Scholes

2001 - George Akerlof

2001 - Joseph Stiglitz

2002 - Daniel Kahneman

2005 - Robert (Israel) Aumann

Medicine

1908 - Elie Metchnikoff

1908 - Paul Erlich

1914 - Robert Barany

1922 - Otto Meyerhof

1930 - Karl Landsteiner

1931 - Otto Warburg

1936 - Otto Loewi

1944 - Joseph Erlanger

1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser

1945 - Ernst Boris Chain

1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller

1950 - Tadeus Reichstein

1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman

1953 - Hans Krebs

1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann

1958 - Joshua Lederberg

1959 - Arthur Kornberg

1964 - Konrad Bloch

1965 - Francois Jacob

1965 - Andre Lwoff

1967 - George Wald

1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg

1969 - Salvador Luria

1970 - Julius Axelrod

1970 - Sir Bernard Katz

1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman

1975 - David Baltimore

1975 - Howard Martin Temin

1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg

1977 - Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

1977 - Andrew V. Schally

1978 - Daniel Nathans

1980 - Baruj Benacerraf

1984 - Cesar Milstein

1985 - Michael Stuart Brown

1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein

1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]

1988 - Gertrude Elion

1989 - Harold Varmus

1991 - Erwin Neher

1991 - Bert Sakmann

1993 - Richard J. Roberts

1993 - Phillip Sharp

1994 - Alfred Gilman

1994 - Martin Rodbell

1995 - Edward B. Lewis

1997 - Stanley B. Prusiner

1998 - Robert F. Furchgott

2000 - Eric R. Kandel

2002 - Sydney Brenner

2002 - Robert H. Horvitz

Physics

1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson

1908 - Gabriel Lippmann

1921 - Albert Einstein

1922 - Niels Bohr

1925 - James Franck

1925 - Gustav Hertz

1943 - Gustav Stern

1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi

1945 - Wolfgang Pauli

1952 - Felix Bloch

1954 - Max Born

1958 - Igor Tamm

1958 - Il'ja Mikhailovich

1958 - Igor Yevgenyevich

1959 - Emilio Segre

1960 - Donald A. Glaser

1961 - Robert Hofstadter

1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau

1963 - Eugene P. Wigner

1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman

1965 - Julian Schwinger

1967 - Hans Albrecht Bethe

1969 - Murray Gell-Mann

1971 - Dennis Gabor

1972 - Leon N. Cooper

1973 - Brian David Josephson

1975 - Benjamin Mottleson

1976 - Burton Richter

1978 - Arno Allan Penzias

1978 - Peter L Kapitza

1979 - Stephen Weinberg

1979 - Sheldon Glashow

1988 - Leon Lederman

1988 - Melvin Schwartz

1988 - Jack Steinberger

1990 - Jerome Friedman

1992 - Georges Charpak

1995 - Martin Perl

1995 - Frederick Reines

1996 - David M. Lee

1996 - Douglas D. Osheroff

1997 - Claude Cohen-Tannoudji

2000 - Zhores I. Alferov

2003 - Vitaly Ginsburg

2003 - Alexei Abrikosov
YOUR life is better because they exist, be you American, German, French, Russian, African, Egyptian or Syrian. Making jokes about running porno movies backwoards to see the hooker give the money back reveals much more about you than it does about them. No people group in the world has contributed as much to the welfare and happiness of mankind as a whole as the Jews.

DarkFish 05-12-10 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockin Robbins (Post 1389834)
Utterly tastless. The thread should be removed and the original poster banned. Complaint registered.

I don't know. If you remove this thread, you should also remove the Obama Jokes thread, cause it might hurt fans of his. You could also close [enter random joke thread] because some of the jokes in it might offend someone. Any joke with a nationality/race/belief/whatever in it has the potential to be found offensive.

That said, some of the jokes in this thread were clearly over the line. I think however this has to be taken up with the persons who made these jokes. Maybe delete one or two posts, but not close the whole thread.

Just my 2 cents:up:

OneToughHerring 05-12-10 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockin Robbins (Post 1389834)
Hey, as far as contributions to mankind, I challenge any single group of humans to contribute as much as the Jewish people have:

I think the Swedes have done quite ok in the Nobel-front, considering that there is even less of them. That is if you think there is absolutely nothing political about the awarding of the Nobel prices.

And to think of a certain religion as one 'people' is a bit wrong, IMO. You might as well think of mormons or scientologists as one 'people'.

But as a general rule, if something isn't pretty soon removed from Subsim Radioroom, it's actually 'kosher'. :)

XabbaRus 05-12-10 09:30 AM

OK,

I have decided to close the thread for the time being until Neal gets back and see what he says.


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