I'm gonna go with "you have issues?" for $1000, Alex. :O:

So far 400 dust mites have met their fate.

Now you must watch this as further punishment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g...feature=relmfu

"We have nothing to fear.......But fear of tigers"~Tiger attack survivor

What's next, the comfy chair threat?:haha:

But... what if it has... POINTY CUSHIONS?!?!?!? :o :wah:

Put on a hockey helmet and a thick sweatshirt. That should keep you safe for the moment. That will give me enough time to put my chainmail on and perform a daring rescue:woot:.

BTW, your name better not be Herbert.:D

A dramatic re-enactment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6HQ...eature=related

...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread!

But... but... but... I have to pee!








*from the next room*

...hey hey hey c'mon and -

VOGUE!

- let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it...

(sirens in background)




Everybody run! It's the coppers!





(The Elite Buna Force, pulls up and surrounds the thread)






(the bullhorn comes out......)



okay, okay, We've had reports of too much silliness in this thread!


http://pictures.howbits.com/funny-police12.jpg

How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed. :hmmm:

It's a very good thing that I've already donned my Lurid Corset Of Drop-Dead Gorgeousness [GLOWING] [HUMMING] [CURSED]. :stare:

Wait... where am I? :doh:

*reads back through thread*

:hmmm:

Uh, waiter? I'll have what ^he's^ having.


:O:

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

Frau I thought you said you couldn't sing. That is the voice of an angel and your chorus was only thrown off by the sound of the flushing toilet.

Brought tears to me eyes it did.:up:

Dammit man you owe me a new keyboard. :har:

:har:+2