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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2801514)

My dad's brutal cowboy coffee hyper caffeine-fix on campouts was also favorite for my Civil War reenactors 14th Tennessee company 3day outings: one full pot of water brought to a boil over the fire;https://images.fineartamerica.com/im...-woodhouse.jpg one cup ground french roast beans poured in; two egg shell to settle the grounds; pour into regulation tin cupshttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/15...g?v=1602320508-serves 10... hardtack biscuit optional!https://i.pinimg.com/236x/63/84/7f/6...ff54ca5014.jpg made for a lotta laggerd "Coffee Coolers'' not marchin' into battle! https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/makAA...3rZ/s-l400.jpg :Kaleun_Salute: We won't even discuss the long nights 40 years trukkin' or security details using straight-up black java to stay wide---awake & bushy-tailed over the road or on the job; I don't take sugar of cream! :o...

all you need is one tablespoon of water good thing about coffee could for dunking hard-tack if all elsefells dunk it in bacon greace

Was in 2 minds, as to whether I report the OP as spam. :D

Shipping is a bit over the top but what the hell I’m looking forward to getting my beans.

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2801506)

U realize U gotta start taking Aricept with yer morning caffeine jolt to remember this a year from now?!! :O: Or, he'll get U again fer sure BBY! :O:

I might do that but forget to take my meds too. :D My lady calls my a procrastinator. To appease her, I went to the book store and purchased a book called " How not to be procrastinator." As far as I can tell, the book hasn't helped. On the other hand, I have never read it. I put off reading the book and it's sitting in the book case. :D

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2801514)

one cup ground french roast beans poured in; two egg shell to settle the grounds; pour into regulation tin cups

Something I remembered about boiling a garbage can full of water and coffee ("camp coffee") from back in the WWI and WWII days, they would boil the snot out of the can for something 15-20 minutes then throw a couple of gallons of cold water in to get the grounds to settle on the bottom. :hmmm:

I've never had the chance to try authentic hardtack, so I'll take your word for it. :arrgh!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTXbqOgMog

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Originally Posted by Reece (Post 2801443)

Sorry but by the time it got to Australia it would be rather stale, not to mention the freight cost!! :D

I hope your venture is a success, all the best!! :up:

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Originally Posted by Reece (Post 2801458)

Don't tell me I was sucked in!! :doh: :Kaleun_Crying:

CLASSIC! :haha:

Here's an idea: Barb's Boxcar & Bridge Blowout Blend.

Explosively packed with caffeine, where you'll feel so lucky, you'll think you're Fluckey. Microswitches not included.

May be a joke, but it's a joke I would buy - reminds me to pick up a moka pot this week.

^ Yeah, I got all excited for a second. "That'll be perfect in my 'tonnage' mug.", I thought to myself.

Oh, well ... :hmph:

Thanks to all who responded, hope you enjoyed the 2022 SUBSIM AF prank.

If you have ideas for a good prank, PM me :arrgh!: