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Verbatim from my Dad.
"Son, if you ever get married, don't" |
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There is no "I" in Team.
Looks like there is no "U" either. :nope: |
Remember, you can't spell Failure
without URA. :yep: |
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EDIT: Also, Stressed spelt backwards is Desserts. |
If it's your turn to buy a round, nip to the gents'.
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Tacocat is not amused. :O: |
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Stressed = dessertS Tacocat = tacocaT |
no, I got it too!:woot:
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Do not attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. :hmm2:
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Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Don't get mad, get even.
Originally said by FDR I believe. |
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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Blessed is the man who earns the love of an old dog. :yep:
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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
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"Bring me my beer bitch!" Oh, and, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen getting a man his supper is NOT a job description for modern day women. No matter how much the GOP espouses it. |
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Never belong to a club that would have you as a member! |
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