wow dreaming about sh3.........you need DR phil.. :rotfl:

You mean you don't?
If you're not having wierd dreams about SH3, you're just not playing hard enough. :lol:

"You must tell yourself, that those dreams are bad for you, mkay?"

"Repeat after me, DREAMS ARE BAD, mkay?"

:rotfl:

The only bad dreams are the ones where I'm at work, sitting in front of my computer and I realize I don't have any clothes on, and........oh crap.........

You asked for it when you least expected it, and now yer gonna get it!

My first short story...

ATTENTION! A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IS IN EFFECT!

The Budgerigar, commonly known as the Budgie or Parakeet is known to be one of the most faithful and all around wonderful birds that can be kept domestically. However, this belies their true nature as one of the world's most devious and dangerous predators.

The "pet store" species of the parakeet is a genetic strain so imbred that the animal's killer instincts are put into hibernation. However, the potential for murder, once the urge is awakened by enough children tapping the cage and poking it, is immense.

The Budgie is a pack animal. They soar through the Australian skies in gigantic groups of 1000 or more. They reach speeds of up to Mach 10, and are the fastest flying animal known to man. And can lift up to ten times their own body weight.

As soon as they spot a living animal, they attack. Specially designated "kamikaze" budgies soar at top speed into the preys vital areas (neck, head, ect) rendering the victim immobile. They then fasten their claws to the innert body and carry it off back to their dark cave. Packs of budgies are regularly known to carry off adult kangaroos, and in rare cases, houses.

Flying back to the cave, the budgies viciously chirp and peck the victim to death, and eat the victim animal ALIVE (OFMGBBQ!) and eat their guts and...stuff, which supply the budgies with necessary pheromones to fuel their killer instincts.

Eventually, they evolve (kinda like Pokemon) into natures' second most vicious predator: the Canadian Goose. Well, not second. But its definitely in the top 100. 1000.

Canadian Geese fly in "murders" of 10 or more and pretty much do nothing other than get hit by cars, eaten, and they crap all over the place, and get rocks thrown at them by me.

So whenever you go into the pet store, look this cold killer in the eyes, and know that you stared down one of nature's most dangerous animals, and lived to tell the tale.

Thank you for your time.

BTW my new pic sucks the gay outta Liberache's anus. The guy in the pic is lookin at me like "Hey sailor, you lonely too? Rrrrow!"