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Jimbuna 09-30-13 10:12 AM
Be sure to get yourself micro chipped...should help in the search for your body later.

STEED 09-30-13 10:24 AM
Don't really know.

Stealth mode
Handle the situation with extreme care.

BossMark 09-30-13 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2121362)
Don't really know.

Stealth mode
Handle the situation with extreme care.
Think I'll nip to the pub get pissed have a word with me best mate then have good nights kip then I'll ask her to come to Leeds see what she says about that........

Jimbuna 09-30-13 10:42 AM
http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/200...estites_05.jpg
Be sure to send me the air fare big boy.

BossMark 09-30-13 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2121374)
Be sure to send me the air fare big boy.
:har::har:
Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her :D

Jimbuna 09-30-13 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2121379)
:har::har:
Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her :D
You met the 'carrot'....what will visit will be the 'plant' or should I have typed 'triffid' ? :D

Herr-Berbunch 09-30-13 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2121379)
:har::har:
Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her :D
Yeah, but I met a gorgeous brunette in a club in Singapore once, absolutely stunning, 6'+ in heels. The baritone voice put me off. :03:

All I'm saying is - have you seen her in a skimpy bikini with no hiding places for 'anything'?

Jimbuna 09-30-13 11:07 AM
I can assure you that lump in the bikini bottom will not have been her mobile :o

BossMark 09-30-13 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 2121390)
All I'm saying is - have you seen her in a skimpy bikini with no hiding places for 'anything'?
Oh yes that's how I bumped into her I was walking away from the pool bar not looking where I was going and she got nearly 2 glasses of beer down her front :haha: So after making my apologies I said "How about a swim to wash that off"
She agreed and boy you should have seen the look on me mates faces :D

Armistead 09-30-13 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2121392)
I can assure you that lump in the bikini bottom will not have been her mobile :o
I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

:doh:

Jimbuna 09-30-13 12:44 PM
This is the stuff that makes the internets so entertaining :)

kranz 09-30-13 01:03 PM
Post her picture - most subsim members have crystal balls but their usage applies only to politics, religion and similar topics.
Tits are excluded from that list.

BossMark 09-30-13 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kranz (Post 2121436)
Post her picture - most subsim members have crystal balls but their usage applies only to politics, religion and similar topics.
Tits are excluded from that list.
Am off to the pub now will post her pictures tomorrow :yep:

Jimbuna 09-30-13 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2121415)
I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

:doh:
So you had quite an 'eventful' evening then :hmmm:

Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2121441)
Am off to the pub now will post her pictures tomorrow :yep:
I'll do that now for you if you want :smug:


http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8403/s0n3.gif

AVGWarhawk 09-30-13 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2121415)
I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

:doh:
:har::har:


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