Some of you older people may remember the stand up comic Brother Dave Gardner. I still have several of his records my parents had in the attic when I was a kid. I guess he was better known in the 50's-60's. One of my favorites, course it may be the flavor in which he tells it.



"Once a Preacher asked his congregation to confess and testify all their sins..to get them out.

A man stood up and said he cheated on his taxes...

"Tell it all, tell it all." said the preacher"

A lady stood up and said she was having an affair with the Choir Director.

"Tell it all, tell it all, get all your sins out.." said the preacher"

Old farmer stood up in the back "I once made love to a goat."

The preacher shocked...

"Boy, I'd kept that one to myself."

Guy is really funny if you remember the culture back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGafy...eature=related

I've never had a girlfriend and today I find most if not all women that I know of or encounter to be a boring specimen even if they are physically very very attractive.

The average people no longer get me interested.

My current ideal women must have personal knowledge of God to prove she's chosen(favored) because I'd go crazy trying to dig why God is interested in her, an idealist, political activist with courage, exceedingly smart or an intellectual with broad interest and beautiful to me inside out.

I knew from the beginning it's NSPE: No Such Person Exists.

Ordinary life experience makes boring, shallow and small people. I prefer watching tv than meeting or engaging such people than to be disappointed in the end burned and emotionally drained :zzz:

Castout, you'll get your club membership card by mail

:D

I think we may need to go to Libya or Egypt for a wife. I want an eagle for a wife not chicken ver 1.0 or 2.0 or chicken any version:O:

When I was in my 20s I go "oooh aaaaahh" everytime catching an attractive looking girl. Now go "Meh" or at most "Um.., Meh". They just seem dim now. That women that would drive me crazy is no where to be found and it seems unlikely to be found either. What makes a women a women and a personality deserving love is what I'm looking for but most people fail at this. They just feel ordinary(read boring) and uninteresting. Most men jump at sex than love but that's not me.

Maybe its you that has failed, what your looking for in a woman is blinding you. Relax next time you meet someone you like and do not expect to much from her then your see her other good quality's, over time your grow to like her for who she is not what you expect her to be. Besides different personality's make a interesting relationship you'll learn from each other. I think your reaching to high Castout, Angels do not go out with humans :)

Castout's from Singapore, my confessions are from Singapore.

#1 A friend and I got in a taxi and asked him to take us to some whores (after a very drunken night out), he drove for ages and stopped down what seemed like a 10' allyway. We got out and these figures stepped out of the shadows as we paid the driver. He drove off, I glanced in my wallet and saw nothing - I given the driver my last! "Lenny!" for he was my friend, "I've got no money!".

"Shtt, neither have I!"

And thus ended my only encouter with whores. But it was the beginning of a very long stagger through a strange, but fortunately small, country to find our hotel :D

#2 In a nightclub called Madam Wongs (how wong it was, too!) I kissed an extremely attractive lady



#3 I got booted out of both the British High Commision, and the WO & NCOs Club for skinny-dipping during barbeques. I wasn't the only one.

I'll just go now...:shifty:

I could spew some tells of the strip'ho clubs in Norfolk, but those that visited them from the 80's back know such things....

But I saw and learned two things very quickly, never leave a quarter or a longneck bottle on the bar....

I play submarine simulations, in the dark, alone...... sometimes I play with the controls.

I am actually Jimbuna and mookiemookie.

I'm Takeda Shingen :smug:

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I'm Keyser Söze. :|\\

IM NOT ACTUALLY A TASK FORCE!!!!!! Aint that a shocker...:doh:

Got ya beat all beat. I'm a lawyer. And I've never lied. Not even once.:har:

I am not actually a Lord. I'm a Count... and no that isn't a typo :O:

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