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I got up early to watch it. Pretty much a non-event. The only reason I watched it was to see if they were going to counter-attack and shoot back at us.
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On thursday, they had people calling in that were opposed to bombing the moon:haha:, gawd there are some dumb people. |
Denizens of the moon were shocked and dismayed to find the surface of their world pockmarked by yet another crater. "Just when we were starting to get a handle on filling these damn holes in, NASA vandalizes us further", one lunar official complained. "How dare they callously disfigure our beautiful planet?"
http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/ne...3_002082_L.jpg |
I feel bad for them... first we claim there land as something called a landing site... then we bombard them a new crator...:rotfl2:
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cool... so weve gave them plenty of new holes.:rotfl2:
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Earlier today the Supreme Earth Leader declared victory over the forces
of the moon. An unconditional surrender has been signed by the acting leaders of the Lunar Peoples. This marks the end of the eons of tyranny the Lunar People have inflicted against our planet. As the announcement was made, already preparations are under way to transport the survivors of our almighty bombardment to holding camps on the earth where the remaining Lunar people will be treated with mercy until their humane extermination. Never again will the moon make slaves of us; humanity is free. The moon it's self will be left in orbit as a memorial to the brave men of the NASA military divisions who gave their lives for our lasting freedom. Long live the Earth! :rock: |
And thirty years from now in pangs of guilt and remorse over our easy one-sided victory, we'll set up the few surviving Lunarites with either monetary reparations or casinos. :D
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I actually wrote a blog about this and what many of my friends were thinking.
http://choppingblockz.blogspot.com/2...a-and-its.html language is included, so don't say I didn't warn ya |
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The Lunatics. :wah: Magic |
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