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Whats next...hamster flu?

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467 (Post 1094369)

Whats next...hamster flu?

Or Rigelian fever kaptain. ;)

Next year it will be 'Donkey Flu!' :doh:

HEEEHAWWW!

In my city, the News media continuously claims that "X-ammount" of people here have been infected with the swine flu.

Meanwhile, I deal with emergency department doctors, surgeons, and nurses numerous times daily... who are now required to screen any patient showing cold or flu-like symptoms...

... and there is not a SINGLE CONFIRMED CASE of the swine flu here in a community of 200,000 people.

Also, compared with the morbidity and mortality demographics of the common flu... I'm not impressed with the swine flu.

Seems to me that the media simply needed its next greatest breaking story.

Idiocy at its best.

To make matters worse... everyone who starts to feel a little 'swiney' or 'oinky' is going to the phone and jabbing out 911 like crazy... tying up emergency vehicles needed for true emergencies.

Take a deep breath everybody! The vertebral columns of emregency medical personnel are perishable items! :dead:

< Takes another bite of ham/pork-chop/bacon/hot-dog sandwich... Mmmm! Salteh!!! :D >

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467 (Post 1094369)

Whats next...hamster flu?

How about turkey flu *gobble gobble* :O:

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Originally Posted by airwolf48453 (Post 1093444)

Don't forget if you wake up with a flat nose, pointed ears and a screwy tail or in the middle of the night squealing you might be infected.

If I were in the navy and I woke up squealing, the last thing I would be concerned with is the flu.
:D

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

I just hope there wont be any Beef flu...
I couldnt afford loosing the Milk Cows which i visit, maybe 3 - 4 times in a single patrol...

I wish people would put this thing into perspective.:roll: The other day some stupid woman at the grocery store went completely ape sh** on me because I accidently sneezed (from a seasonal allergy)!

How about chicken-wing flu.
You can only get it from places that charge the same for a dozen but you only get 10. Yeah, I got their fracking serving.

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market (Post 1094674)

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

Over here people are being told not to see there doctor if they are unwell!!

In other words - the doctors only see well people:har:

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It seem like the British new swine flu anti-uboat weapon are scaring all the uboat wolves away

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Originally Posted by Sea Hawk (Post 1095909)

In other words - the doctors only see well people:har:

Typical that :rotfl:

The U.S. media companies have been airing and printing reports that, if you took them at face value, would have you convinced that swine flu was sweeping the country like the Black Death and bodies were stacked like cord wood in the streets where they fell. :roll:

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160 CASES (out of 280 million citizens) IN THE U.S.!!!11!! PPL DYING!!11!!one!!1!pne!!1!!(the only reported deaths in the U.S. from swine flu are all individuals from Mexico who recently came to the country.)

Don't worry, though. We are your governments and we will take care of you.
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Originally Posted by Graf Paper (Post 1095957)

Don't worry, though. We are your governments and we will take care of you

Yeah right,I would'nt trust todays' governments as far as I could s**t on em! :damn: :down: :dead:

That wasnt aimed at you mate :yep::up: