Thought I'd answer a few of these from the point of view of a foreign person. Actually I think both parties have some serious problems to solve if they want to improve US's standing around the world.
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Also, one must consider FDR's administration a "high-point" in American Political History.
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Well who comes close from the republican side then? Nixon? Reagan? Bush's?
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and to be a liberal, you must think that genocide is acceptable and you know something about WMDs or Iraq's history of being involved with them.
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Oh like about US selling some to them? And the present situation with the Abu Ghraib/Guantanamo/extraordinary renditions/etc. is ok?
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6. You believe that tobacco’s link to cancer and global warming are “junk science”, but Creationism should be taught in schools
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But to be a liberal you must believe that tobacco-usage is not a person's right, global warming is man-made, and that we should have a public education system that for some bizarre reason, thinks that the government should have anything to do with education to begin with.
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Tobacco use a person's right? You mean like, for kids too? I'm sure you have proof about global warming not being affected by the mankind?
Oh yea, a government comprised of people like Bush and Cheney. Can't say I would trust that type of thing to run health care.
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8. You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money
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But to be a liberal you need only believe that fighting everything can be done by demanding the AMerican people's cooperation and money.
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Are the American people somehow opposed to big corporations paying the bill for USA's wars?
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9. You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don’t have condoms they won’t have sex
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Just like people that don't have guns won't kill each other, and people that don't have freedom won't hurt themselves.
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Teenage pregnancies, guns and Jesus. Sounds like a recipe for freedom to me.
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10. You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits
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Whereas liberals know that belittling their accomplishments and politicizing the war won't hurt them a bit in the form of political pressure and ridiculous Rules of Engagement.
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Ending up in a VA-hospital kinda qualifies as torture.
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11. You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you – and Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and liberals
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But to be liberal you need only believe that everyone hates you and there should be a law to stop it.
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Oh yea they kill blacks, abortion doctors and homosexuals out of love, how could I forget that.
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12. You have to be against a woman’s right to choose, but support the murder of millions by air strike
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But to be Liberal you only have to believe that airstrikes in Republican wars have caused more deaths than abortion in the U.S. alone. (I'm not even totally pro-life mind you, I just hate silly arguments)
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What Enigma wrote earlier.
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13. “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India so you can get products from WalMart
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"Doing what's best for America" means interfering with business so the corporations that outsourced smelly factories and crappy jobs will just move the whole operation somewhere else.
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I think this is a kind of a tie. You're both right, and both wrong. :D
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14. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don’t pray to Allah or Buddha
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Even though liberal education policy gave schools the power to determine that in the first place
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Determine that christianity > other religions? Where?
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15. You have to believe that government should stay out of people’s lives, but needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the same gender
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You believe government should punish/regulate every other aspect of their lives
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Haha, another tie, although I have to say I do find the republican side here very creepy. How can they talk about less government while enforcing policies that go against certain types of unions between adults? Although I have to admit my own country does that too, no gay marriages here.
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16. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own
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You believe that liberal politicians are somehow different from successful capitalists
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Inherited wealth seems to be a pretty common denominator among republicans.
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17. You have to believe the ACLU is bad, because it supports the Constitution, but you support the NRA wholeheartedly
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You have to believe that the ACLU has anything to do with the Constitution, but you think gun laws will affect criminals better than drug laws do.
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I don't understand why you couldn't have both drug and gun laws that you both desire. A compromise?
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18. You have to believe that we actually went to war in Iraq to find WMD’s because they were a clear and present threat to the United States
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You have to believe that any war is about anything besides money or power
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Ok...so that makes it right?
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19. You have to believe Bill Clinton getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is appalling, but Newt Gingrich serving his wife with divorce papers on her deathbed is A-OK.
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You have to believe that politicians should have power that allows their morality to affect the nation.
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Again, wait...isn't that kind of more in the republican base, that type of thinking...? Or is it? Confusing. :)
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20. You have to believe that Fox News is fair and balanced
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You have to believe anything big brother tells you
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Big brother? The tv-show?
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21. You’re not ashamed to tell everyone you believe in God, but feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and doing unto others as we would have others do unto us sounds like socialism
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And to be a liberal you have to believe that we have hungry, naked people in this country and that people should not be allowed to decide whether or not they care, despite the efforts of private charity.
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You know, take it from someone who lives in country where taxes are supposedly high. Having a strong governmental health care etc. doesn't take away people's right to do more good. On the contrary, I would say, people in so called high taxation nations are often the most willing to help out even more in the form of collections, help to the starving etc.
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22. You have to believe that Clinton inhaling once is the sign of moral defect, while Bush’s drinking and driving was excusable because he was young
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You have to grasp at straws.
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Bush also used cocaine. And I've never even smoked weed. :)
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23. You have to believe that spending money on the war in Iraq is more important then fighting the drug dealers and gang members whom are harming American’s
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You have to believe that the drug war is not a failure with more casualties and at infinitely greater cost than the war in Iraq. While you're at it, throw in the War on Poverty.
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How about they're all failures?
Man, US politics is confusing sometimes.