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Those Brits; always so polite.

Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates :know:

This is a classical episode, where blaming Bernard is the most proper to do. No doubt that he has contributed to this. Stabiz, you were a brave kaleun, but Bernard stupidly ended your career.. (Putting Christmas light on the Subs deck to celebrate, isnt a good idea as long as it resembles runway lights..):nope:
And damn, GWX, for not letting Stabiz produce videos..:nope: Now i'll just have to watch ordinary p*rn.......:nope:
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Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Blame the long patrols without women! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Don't let that stop you...the odd boat had a mascot IIRC :rotfl: :up:

Just imagine that one,


In Plane:

Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!

On the Sub:

WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!

On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!

On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*CRASH!*

Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!


1 hour later on a Row boat:

Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thats some of the best i have ever red about Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should write more like this!!! I LAUGHED MY @SS OFF!!!!1


@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....:nope:

Tell that to the mascot mate...I believe you....honestly.....thousands wouldn't mind :rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...d20Mk2020V.jpg

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Put this in the uboat stories tread thang homie.

U should put that in the humorous pic place.

Meanwhile in London...

Churchill; "Any news from the front?"

Chamberlain; "Naah, nothing new..just"

Churchill; "Hmm, dont hold back chap"

Chamberlain; "Royal Navy picked up some remarkable chaps sir"

Churchill; "Remarkable ?"

Chamberlain; "Yes sir, one is called Bernard, he is caught in a row boat, wanted to
attack the Royal navy with a row boat"

Churchill; "well thats silly, it could be a yank!"

Chamberlain; "euh yes, but he is German"

Churchill; "hmm, put him with that other lunatic, Hess, they can exchange their
stories with eachother"

Chaimberlain; "Ok, will do sir, gotta go to munich to see another"