Man Finds Himself in Testicle Debate

[scandium]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Good thing he had his cell handy. :lol:

[STEED]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[scandium]

And meanwhile in related news:

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=healthNews&storyID=2006-08-04T152907Z_01_L04633990_RTRUKOC_0_US-MASTURBATE.xml&archived=False

Charity wants Britons to come to Masturbate-a-thon

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.
You cheeky Brits. :up:

[Bertgang]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Good thing he had his cell handy. :lol:

Even better for him that they didn't preferred to save the deck chair.:D

[kiwi_2005]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Good thing he had his cell handy. :lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[WutWuzDat]

Even better for him that they didn't preferred to save the deck chair.:D
ROFL..... He may have been ready for a darwin award (www.darwinawards.com) :lol:

[joea]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Good thing he had his cell handy. :lol:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wow, well I suppose in a pince he could have dragged himself to the sea with the chair, painfully and slowly and let his nuts shrink again. :lol:

[Malefactor]

Wow, well I suppose in a pinch he could have dragged himself to the sea with the chair, painfully and slowly and let his nuts shrink again. :lol:

A very good idea.Unless,of course there are slivers in that particular section of the wooden deck chair. :eek:

[Syxx_Killer]

Wow, well I suppose in a pince he could have dragged himself to the sea with the chair, painfully and slowly and let his nuts shrink again. :lol:

If you were "molded" to the chair, and you tried to move, wouldn't the slightest move be painful? I sure wouldn't want to try dragging myself and a chair to the water. :dead:

[diver]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

Ouch, :doh: I hate it when that happnes...