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ET2SN
03-02-24, 10:39 PM
So, you're walking along minding your own business and someone else is walking toward you. While they're making eye contact with you, you hear them say "What is your ####ing problem, anyway?" and then you notice they are talking into their smart phone so you don't know who the target is. :doh:



Back in the days before smart phones, we called this "Schizophrenia" but I'm wondering if there is a new word to describe it?

:k_confused:

Reece
03-02-24, 11:43 PM
Typical! :doh:

Jimbuna
03-03-24, 08:20 AM
Paranoia :)

Eichhörnchen
03-03-24, 08:28 AM
Some years back, before we all had mobiles, this bloke bustled past on Tonbridge railway station talking at the top of his voice to himself - or so it seemed. I thought he'd escaped from somewhere until I saw the diddy little microphone stuck to his stupid head. It then seemed to me that he just wanted everybody to notice him & how important he was. I thought: "tosser"

Jimbuna
03-03-24, 08:32 AM
Next time your out and are about to pass someone travelling in the opposite direction....as you are about to cross, say in a hushed voice but still at a level that is audible to them "Did you bring the money"?

Aktungbby
03-03-24, 11:42 AM
I thought: "tosser"...I just looked that up! 'Tosser' in britspeke is not the same as 'tosser' in downunderer Reecespeke!!?:shucks::O::arrgh!: I'll be using that one in the 5 word story thread!:yeah:

Eichhörnchen
03-03-24, 12:03 PM
^ :haha: Believe me, we also commonly mean it to describe a compulsive self-abuser

Aktungbby
03-03-24, 12:12 PM
... EGAD!no wonder my long suffering wife of 43 years has threatened to toss me out if I keep referring to myself as 'the left hand of God"!:oops::timeout::dead:

Reece
03-03-24, 06:36 PM
^ :haha: Believe me, we also commonly mean it to describe a compulsive self-abuser
But that's Aktung all over!! Thing is he loves it!! :D