How did they know ??

[mapuc]

This is a "crime story" from when I was a very little boy.

When visiting my Grandma, I used to "invade" her pantry to eat some of the sweet she had placed there-was especially interested in eating icing sugar.

This was not the fist time I had done this and a few times this had been discovered by either my Grandma or my parents and I got an scolding

This time however I was assure no one saw me. After I had eaten some icing sugar, I packed it as good as I could and went into the living room where the grown-ups where sitting.

Markus ! Have you again been in Grandma's pantry

I of course denied this, saying- No I have not, My Mom got angry and gave me a spank and said Go and wash your face.

When I came to the bathroom and stood on a chair I could see I was quite white around my mouth and nose.

Markus

[Oberon]

Clearly a British plot. :hmmm:

[Betonov]

70% off all crime preparations is exit strategy.

[mapuc]

Clearly a British plot. :hmmm:


Forgot to mention that this was my Mothers Mom.

Markus

[STEED]

Sounds like a Hollywood block buster script you got there. :)

[vienna]

Clearly a British plot. :hmmm:

Not to worry; Homer's got it sorted out:

http://defydesigns.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Sugar.gif



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[mapuc]

Sounds like a Hollywood block buster script you got there. :)


Yeah

I already got the title

"Little boy all alone in the Grandma's pantry"

Watch this funny movie, where a little boy goes berserk in his Grandma's pantry

Markus

[fireftr18]

Careful with your suggestions. You might inspire Armistead to write and direct a play and bribe all of us to perform in it. We Bilge Rats are still not exactly right from the one he did at the Ubisoft forum.

[Reece]

All I can say is "Suffer ya little snot!":haha:

[Jimbuna]

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

[vienna]

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/36874595.jpg

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/b/b9/Pudding_on_the_Ritz.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130310132352



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL7xLsvrAgQ



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[mapuc]

Now you may think

He must have learned a lesson by this.

Oh indeed I did learned a lesson

Go to the bathroom after have gone berserk in my Grandma's pantry before entering the living room or another room where my parents are or some other grown-ups.

I guess they must have known this, ´cause later my Grandma had put a padlock on the door.

Markus

[d@rk51d3]

Black pudding? How about vanilla?

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery


Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.



Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.



The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.



The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.



As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bite to eat.'



The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.



They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.



Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.



The newspaper headline read:



'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'

[KrazyDimondRX]

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'

LOL!! you're one sick puppy:-?