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Jimbuna
09-02-14, 05:42 AM
Received the job offer below in an email...what ya all reckon?
IMMEDIATE ASSIGNMENTS AVAILABLE:
Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Lowes, Home Depot, Costco, Kroger, Safeway, CVS Pharmacy, Rite Aid Pharmacy, Best Buy, or Target. The choice of store is completely up to you.
$287 for each completed Secret Shop
Customer Services Profiles is an innovative, fast-growing company. We help businesses all across the country measure and improve their customer service performance.
We are located in Omaha, Nebraska, one of the Midwest's brightest and most livable cities, with a consistently strong job market based on various technology and professional service industries.
We regularly offer employment opportunities in: client services, data management, sales, marketing and other areas. We provide:
Health, life & disability insurance
401-k plans
Incentive and reward programs
Paid vacation and sick days
Paid holidays, including a floating holiday
Our employees enjoy a casual dress code and a fun, professional atmosphere that emphasizes teamwork.
JOB REQUIREMENTS
1) Computer with internet connection
2) Ability to fill out a report online and share experience
3) Has access to scanner or fax
4) Has Microsoft Excel
5) Possess the skills to navigate a Microsoft Excel workbook.
If you are interested in this position, please email ASAP. As a confirmation of receiving this email, please reply immediately. Please provide following information as to where your first assignment would be mailed to.
Full Name
Address
City, State, Zip code
Phone number
Thank you in anticipation of your favorable response.
ATTENTION: The number of positions is limited.
Sebastian Turley
Customer Service Profiles, LLC.
jobs@cusepr.com
Wolferz
09-02-14, 07:35 AM
DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!:timeout:
You've got to go for Portland! When do you move?
Jimbuna
09-02-14, 09:25 AM
I was thinking of applying for a position in Pearland....I could always keep an eye on Der Onkels container whilst he is on his travels :hmmm:
Admiral Halsey
09-02-14, 10:58 AM
This is actually one of the least spammy looking of any spam emails i've ever seen.
Sailor Steve
09-02-14, 11:05 AM
Jim, it looks legit. Send me all your bank info and I'll make sure for you. :D
DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!:timeout:
When did you turn serious? Even worse, when did you think Jim turned serious with these? :O:
Mr Quatro
09-02-14, 11:32 AM
Darn, it's just a joke ... :oops:
I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot :yep:
kraznyi_oktjabr
09-02-14, 11:53 AM
I was thinking of applying for a position in Pearland....I could always keep an eye on Der Onkels container whilst he is on his travels :hmmm:I don't think they will assign fresh recruit to that big fish... However I have heard that they are looking for someone to "hunt down" that old dog called nikimcbee... :hmmm:
Oh, and you know where to send "thank you cheque" after you get hired..?
Wolferz
09-02-14, 12:27 PM
Jim, it looks legit. Send me all your bank info and I'll make sure for you. :D
When did you turn serious? Even worse, when did you think Jim turned serious with these? :O:
Ehhh, Nope!
I didn't think for a second that Jim would want to move here and pay taxes to two different crowns. :03:
nikimcbee
09-02-14, 01:27 PM
DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!:timeout:
Steed!:hmmm:
You've got to go for Portland! When do you move?
This. A bonus keg of Newcastle Brown Ale on arrival. Plus, you would look really sexy standing next to the Spruce Goose. Plus, we are a port city, so JR can visit.:D
I don't think they will assign fresh recruit to that big fish... However I have heard that they are looking for someone to "hunt down" that old dog called nikimcbee... :hmmm:
Oh, and you know where to send "thank you cheque" after you get hired..?
Get in line:/\\k:.
nikimcbee
09-02-14, 01:31 PM
...or you could be the Gubner for Ft Vancouver.
http://columbian.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2012/02/09/X007_6FB4_9.jpg
nikimcbee
09-02-14, 01:43 PM
http://oracleireland.com/Ireland/people/images/lord-moira.jpg
Lord Buna, Governor of the Hudson Bay Company.
Has a nice ring to it.
Darn, it's just a joke ... :oops:
I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot :yep:
It's not that good. :O: Ask Anze and Tony.
Armistead
09-02-14, 05:22 PM
Ha, I recently applied with that service and can declare it's totally legit. In fact, they're sending me to school, I only had to pay for the books and the new PC they're sending me.
Can't pass up those benefits....
Platapus
09-02-14, 05:33 PM
Received the job offer below in an email...what ya all reckon?
Damn foreigners coming over here and taking jobs away from Americans. :stare::O:
nikimcbee
09-02-14, 06:34 PM
Just do a good job prepping for the interview.:salute::up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpFaVhRPAE
Show us your war face Jim!
Stealhead
09-03-14, 12:01 AM
If these scams did not work no one would be wasting their time sending them out. Food for thought.
Wolferz
09-03-14, 05:07 AM
It's best to ignore these things since all respondents end up in a FEMA camp.:timeout:
Jimbuna
09-03-14, 05:50 AM
This is actually one of the least spammy looking of any spam emails i've ever seen.
My thoughts to :)
Jim, it looks legit. Send me all your bank info and I'll make sure for you. :D
When did you turn serious? Even worse, when did you think Jim turned serious with these? :O:
You know me too well :)
Darn, it's just a joke ... :oops:
I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot :yep:
Hopefully one day at a future SubSim Meet :cool:
I don't think they will assign fresh recruit to that big fish... However I have heard that they are looking for someone to "hunt down" that old dog called nikimcbee... :hmmm:
Oh, and you know where to send "thank you cheque" after you get hired..?
Just send me your banking details and I'll see to it straight away :)
Jimbuna
09-03-14, 05:54 AM
...or you could be the Gubner for Ft Vancouver.
Good venue for a SubSim Meet :cool:
Lord Buna, Governor of the Hudson Bay Company.
Has a nice ring to it.
Yep, I could go for that :cool:
It's not that good. :O: Ask Anze and Tony.
I wonder if the knee ever recovered :O:
Ha, I recently applied with that service and can declare it's totally legit. In fact, they're sending me to school, I only had to pay for the books and the new PC they're sending me.
Can't pass up those benefits....
Never had a totally free lunch yet but ever hopeful :cool:
Damn foreigners coming over here and taking jobs away from Americans. :stare::O:
That has a certain 'British' ring to it as well :03:
Herr-Berbunch
09-03-14, 03:34 PM
Darn, it's just a joke ... :oops:
I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot :yep:
It's not that good. :O: Ask Anze and Tony.
:D
Once he's had a sniff of beer he just becomes obsessed with one thing, and nothing can stop him.
http:// www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639
Herr-Berbunch
09-03-14, 06:25 PM
Does the pic show alright? Can't see it on my phone.
Jimbuna
09-04-14, 06:45 AM
Afraid not....and you can't believe anything that bloody mongrel up above reckons :stare:
I do hope the picture was most fitting though :smug:
You almost fit into it. :O:
Needed a wide angle lens though.
Jimbuna
09-04-14, 08:59 AM
Not that bloody thong of yours you left at Houston I hope!! :o
Herr-Berbunch
09-04-14, 12:17 PM
Ah, PC, how I've missed you. Let's try again.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639
Not that bloody thong of yours you left at Houston I hope!! :o
My shoes all came home with me :O:
Betonov
09-04-14, 04:46 PM
It's not that good. :O: Ask Anze and Tony.
Oh, he's hilarious, especially when I compared him to this guy :)
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29600000/Louis-de-Funes-louis-de-funes-29628482-500-503.png
Jimbuna
09-05-14, 06:12 AM
Ah, PC, how I've missed you. Let's try again.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639
Now that was most embarrassing....getting on your laptop, accessing your history and coming across all those kiddie links :oops:
:)
Jimbuna
09-05-14, 06:14 AM
Oh, he's hilarious, especially when I compared him to this guy :)
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29600000/Louis-de-Funes-louis-de-funes-29628482-500-503.png
Oh come on...why pick a Frenchman?
A Slovenian or a criminally derainged Aussie even....but not a French comedian :-?
Now that was most embarrassing....getting on your laptop, accessing your history and coming across all those kiddie links :oops:
:)
The question is why you were playing with Tony's laptop in your birthday suit.:hmmm:
Jimbuna
09-05-14, 09:27 AM
He told me there were some hot images to look at and my body temperature would rise rapidly :)
After seeing that, we are going to put both Jim and TarJak on the "No-Fly lIst":haha:
Herr-Berbunch
09-05-14, 03:42 PM
I need a fix of that alcohol Anze brought over. Needs to be put in barrels and stored in my garage.
Jimbuna
09-06-14, 06:09 AM
I need a fix of that alcohol Anze brought over. Needs to be put in barrels and stored in my garage.
Thre's still an unopened bottle in my drinks cabinet....keeping it for the first uninvited gatecrasher on New Years Eve :)
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