Headlines you don't want to be about you.

[Wolferz]

Be creative.

TRUCK DRIVES INTO RIVER
DRIVER BLAMES GPS

[nikimcbee]

Be creative.

TRUCK DRIVES INTO RIVER
DRIVER BLAMES GPS

Neal?:hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Innocent man jailed for life.

Edit - or just jailed, full stop. Or even arrested. Now put the full stop.

[CCIP]

Bearded Drag Queen Wins Contest

:hmm2:

[mapuc]

Man win biggest Euromillion ever, but wrong number annonced

[nikimcbee]

Drunk man falls off PT Boat overnight, drowns.
(very real possibility of this happening 2 weeks from now):dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Drunk man falls off PT Boat overnight, drowns.
(very real possibility of this happening 2 weeks from now):dead:

If you're dragging it across the North Atlantic, through the Channel, into the North Sea, up the Rivers Humber and Ouse, to the York meet - you'll need to set off soon! :03:

Just an idea...

Edit - and you'll have to cross to the East Coast first, obviously!

[nikimcbee]

dragging it across :timeout::shifty: A PT boat is not dragged anywhere good sir.

Observe the wake:
http://www.maritime.org/doc/pt/know/img/pgii.jpg

:D

Anywhoo, back to thread.:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Betonov]

MAN FINGERS SAWMILL FOR THE SECOND TIME

[Wolferz]

Bearded Drag Queen Wins Contest

:hmm2:
Not a fiction?

Drunk man falls off PT Boat overnight, drowns.
(very real possibility of this happening 2 weeks from now):dead:
Put the Rum down and back away slowly before you make some mothers mad dede.

MAN FINGERS SAWMILL FOR THE SECOND TIME


Who woodn't?:rock:


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/Pic1269.jpg

Could have been a beaver from the isle of Lesbos.
Google will probably come barking up this tree too.:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Six stabbed to death at coming home from jail party.

[STEED]

PISS AWAY...

Scientist reveal car that runs on Human urine.

[Platapus]

Headlines I don't want to be about me?

Proctologist find lost wristwatch. :o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Headlines I don't want to be about me?

Proctologist find lost wristwatch. :o

So you're hoping it stays hidden forever? :hmmm: :D

[fireftr18]

Be creative.

TRUCK DRIVES INTO RIVER
DRIVER BLAMES GPS

:hmmm: This actually happens. I read in the fire trade magazines a couple times a year that someone wrecks because the GPS tells them to turn.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r496/fireftr18/Firetruckinasinkhole_zps1804da32.jpg (http://s1168.photobucket.com/user/fireftr18/media/Firetruckinasinkhole_zps1804da32.jpg.html)

[Sailor Steve]

MAN HAS OWN BABY!

[Jimbuna]

One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.

[STEED]

All men to have breasts by 2020

[Wolferz]

All men to have breasts by 2020

Steed orders two.

[TarJak]

Steed orders a six pack.
Fixed

[Wolferz]

Fixed

And now he's a sea dog.:O:

[Aktungbby]

"Drunk cardsharp arrested while playing Gin Rummy!":nope:

[Jimbuna]

Bigfoot kept lumberjack as love slave.

[Wolferz]

Male student crowned prom queen

[Jimbuna]

Seventeen remain dead after morgue shooting spree.

[STEED]

Steed orders two.

Two pairs?

One pair for casual and one pair for best. :har:

[STEED]

Coca~Cola secret ingredient revealed...Stock Markets around the world crash.

[STEED]

Governments around the world clamp down on green house gasses, every human to be fitted with a green house neutralizer butt plug by 2020.

[STEED]

SubSims crashes for 24 hours thanks to jim's 100,000 posts. :har:

[Jimbuna]

STEED receives only infraction on SubSim issued during the month of May for being a cheeky bugga.

[STEED]

Whoohoo I got a cheeky bugga infraction in your face everyone else. :O::rotfl2: