Michele Bachmann at it again!

[eddie]

She now wants to ban Halloween,lol And her reasons are-

“This holiday is based in Satanism. It’s a Pagan ritual to worship Satan and call him forth to the earth and the liberal elites have added socialism to it. We are in the end days and we must purify our nation if we are to be welcomed into the kingdom of God.”

And-

“We have to ban Halloween to save the children. That’s how they indoctrinate them you know. Giving them Satan’s candy sacks. Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks and thinking liberal thoughts instead of good Christian ones.”

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/16/michele-bachmann-wants-to-ban-halloween-stating-sucking-on-satans-candy-sacks-leads-to-liberalism/

:har::har:

[Red October1984]

Oh man... :rotfl2:

Please tell me this is fake. :nope:

[Armistead]

Bachmann is a nut, but this is a fake article.....

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
Mark Twain

[Red October1984]

Bachmann is a nut, but this is a fake article.....

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/wwjtd/files/2013/04/church_lady_could_it_be_satan.jpeg

[TarJak]

Kids! Don't suck on Satans sacks. Just don't.

[CaptainHaplo]

Once again - if you can't destroy someone with truth, just make up lies about them ad naseum.

Once again - we see things like this - and the New York Times running front page articles about how Ted Cruz and his wife are horrible because she is Harvard educated, works for Goldman Sachs, is a vegetarian and has him on her insurance.....

Once again - the left yells "squirrel" while pissing off our allies by spying on their heads of state, destroying our economy with things like Obamacare and an ever increasing debt, violating our laws and Constitution with internal spying, executive order amnesty, Fast and Furious, along with trying to sissify our military even as they make sure it can't even protect our people - as in Benghazi.

Its sad when truth just isn't important to an entire section of political leadership.

[Tribesman]

Once again - if you can't destroy someone with truth, just make up lies about them ad naseum.

You badly need a sense of humour.
Here have some more....

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/22/christian-broadcasting-networks-pat-robertson-caught-with-dino-porn/

The wonderful thing with Bachmann and Robertson is that the truth about them is even funnier than the satire

[Cybermat47]

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
Mark Twain

That's actually a pretty good point!

[Armistead]

I wouldn't put it past her to be that way.

I think this is the cure for America

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j426/ROTLEFT/pb2012.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/ROTLEFT/media/pb2012.jpg.html)

[Dread Knot]

How can Bachmann possibly hate Halloween.

Every time I see her, she's always wearing that same scary mask.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwv2qVXEQ1qapkmyo1_500.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I got as far as "Tea Party" and that was enough for me.

[Tribesman]

I wouldn't put it past her to be that way.

I think this is the cure for America

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j426/ROTLEFT/pb2012.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/ROTLEFT/media/pb2012.jpg.html)
Well since you mention her too.....
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/09/01/sarah-palin-decries-islamic-influence-on-moose-population/

[AVGWarhawk]

I think she is hot. :yep:








:O:

[Armistead]

I think she is hot. :yep:








:O:


WTH.....

[AVGWarhawk]

:haha:

[Rilder]

Pagan ritual to worship Satan

Pagans don't worship Satan, Satanists worship Satan. Source:A Pagan. :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

Pagans don't worship Satan, Satanists worship Satan. Source:A Pagan. :O:

Paganists worship Pagan? :hmmm:

[TarJak]

Paganists worship Pagan? :hmmm:

No they worship Pagani.:O: Zonda FTW!

[Jimbuna]

No they worship Pagani.:O: Zonda FTW!

Wish I owned one of them then I'd be a worshipper for sure :cool:

[AVGWarhawk]

I had to look up Pagani. I agree. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I had to look up Pagani. I agree. :yeah:

http://aka-img-1.h-img.com/media/img/b/hn/4095194/2779334454870499438.400_600r (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=A7pnyzJMOmJtXM&tbnid=Dvg_2AdxOgINUM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhunch.com%2Fitem%2Fhn_4095194%2Fh uayra%2F&ei=m8xqUsCKEK-20QWvjIHIBA&bvm=bv.55123115,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFQlOEBroSVrjNwTX24RIBcUpcVkg&ust=1382817289408697)

:sunny:

[CaptainHaplo]

Trust me; She's from MINNESOTA and a Republican (me too)... THAT'S just frigid!:rotfl2::Kaleun_Salivating:

The woman has had 5 kids (and 23 fosters) plus at least one miscarriage. Frigid, she ain't! It would appear she likes (or at least is amendable) to partake in a bit of activity "under the covers".

And lets not forget her comment about being submissive to her husband!
*yea - I think she is hot too - and have wondered what she would look like on St. Andrews Cross.....*

[Tribesman]

*yea - I think she is hot too - and have wondered what she would look like on St. Andrews Cross.....*
Wasn't there a bit in that big book about that?
Something about thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife?
"christians" eh?:haha:

[nikimcbee]

The woman has had 5 kids (and 23 fosters) plus at least one miscarriage. Frigid, she ain't! It would appear she likes (or at least is amendable) to partake in a bit of activity "under the covers".

And lets not forget her comment about being submissive to her husband!
*yea - I think she is hot too - and have wondered what she would look like on St. Andrews Cross.....*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKQGT8Qc8Wo

[Platapus]

and have wondered what she would look like on St. Andrews Cross.....*

Ball gag would be mandatory. :D

[nikimcbee]

ahh, this is what I was looking for.:up:
Here's what you can expect for your date Haplo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzN_nqXZPj8

[TarJak]

Wasn't there a bit in that big book about that?
Something about thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife?
"christians" eh?:haha:

I thought it was don't covet your neighbour's ass.:hmmm:

[Tango589]

Only in Oz...

[TarJak]

Only in Oz...

So you're off to see the wizard then Dorothy?:O:

[Tango589]

Yes, as I do look rather striking in a gingham dress and ruby slippers!:doh:

:har:

[Jimbuna]

So you're off to see the wizard then Dorothy?:O:

Oh please don't give encouragement :huh:

[Tango589]

Your heels are the only things clickn' here!:O:

http://images.esellerpro.com/2152/I/522/47/EM-3160_1000.jpg

The wind's certainly strong enough to blow a house from Kansas to god-only-knows-where, so I'm going to click my heels together and say 'there's no place like the pub' and go for a well earned pint or three!

[Tribesman]

You're a good PAPIST ol' sod...think LUTHERAN up 'sotaway'
No no no, she left them because her preacher was saying some crazy things which ain't good for getting elected, she joined the fundamentalist Calvinist reconstructionist branch that want a theocracy instead.... as they don't say crazy things:rotfl2: