The Insults Thread.

[Armistead]

Many forums have a thread dedicated to insulting others, so this thread is the designated insulting area for Subsim. Here, you are not only allowed to personally insult the other participants, but in fact are encouraged to do so.

Most insult threads are anything goes, but knowing Neal won't allow that, please follow general forum rules.

The only requirement is to be funny. If someone posts here and is not funny, the other participants are encouraged to insult him or her for it.

Please note that this is NOT a place to talk about people who aren't present. Only other participants are fair game. The only exceptions are government officials, lawyers and such types....

If this is a bad idea, I suspect it will soon get deleted, so I'll at least get one insult in. I bring forth the motion to insult Steve.

Steve,

Were you born or egg hatched? I can't tell by your avatar....

[Dowly]

This is definitely a bad idea...

[Betonov]

May the crotch of your grandmother be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels

To anyone it might concern

[Madox58]

This is definitely a bad idea...
This is GT Dowly.
What could possibly go wrong?

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Stuff/popcorn2.gif

[Tribesman]

Thats clever

[Oberon]

Dultard! :O:

[TLAM Strike]

QI'yaH



......If you knew Klingon that would send shivers down your spine... :03:

[Cybermat47]

Oh, all of you are just small minded Internet users. I'm better than you, because I never go over the top on the Internet.

[Rhodes]

QI'yaH



......If you knew Klingon that would send shivers down your spine... :03:

Why you little......:stare:

[Cybermat47]

QI'yaH



......If you knew Klingon that would send shivers down your spine... :03:

As it happens, I don't speak Klingon. So it just makes you look silly.

[Jimbuna]

Pee off!!

[Cybermat47]

Pee off!!



NO U

[Jimbuna]

Grow up!!

[Madox58]

Not much of an insult thread going on you Richard Craniums!!

[Jimbuna]

Not much of an insult thread going on you Richard Craniums!!

The memories of that smilie LOL...I still have it but moderation expectancies prevent the use of :D

[Dowly]

The memories of that smilie LOL...I still have it but moderation expectancies prevent the use of :D

:haha::haha:

[Armistead]

This is definitely a bad idea...


Unlike you, at least an idea crosses my mind once in awhile...

[Armistead]

As it happens, I don't speak Klingon. So it just makes you look silly.


You'll need to learn English before you can move on to Klingon..

[Madox58]

The memories of that smilie LOL...I still have it but moderation expectancies prevent the use of :D
By the original post I guess we can't insult the 21 people in the U.S.A.
that have that name.
:haha:

Not that We need to.
:har:

[Oberon]

QI'yaH



......If you knew Klingon that would send shivers down your spine... :03:

Heh, only a veruul would say such a thing. :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

Steve,

Were you born or egg hatched? I can't tell by your avatar....
Did you think that up all by yourself, or did your cat help you?

[Armistead]

Did you think that up all by yourself, or did your cat help you?



Yea, it was my cat, my dog was was too busy howling from listening to one of your youtube videos.

[Cybermat47]

Yoll ned to leern inglish beefor yu caan moov on too Clinggoon..

I need to learn English!?

[Cybermat47]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

[Red October1984]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

Now please leave or he will insult you people a second time! Run away you silly English K-nig-its. :cool:

[Sailor Steve]

Yea, it was my cat, my dog was was too busy howling from listening to one of your youtube videos.
Apparently he prefers my howling to yours.

[Cybermat47]

Apparently he prefers my howling to yours.

:haha:

[BossMark]

Hmm an insult thread now let me think who I can insult, ah I know the British government................ In other word toff boy and his cronies :haha:

[Cybermat47]

Hmm an insult thread now let me think who I can insult, ah I know the British government................ In other word toff boy and his cronies :haha:

:rock::rock::rock:

GOOOOOOOOO THATCHER!

Gimme a t. T! Gimme a h. H! Gimme an a. A! Gimme a t. T! Gimme a c. C! Gimme a h. H! Gimme an e. E! Gimme an r. R!

GOOOOOOOOO THATCHER!

:rock::rock::rock:


Disclaimer: Cybermat47's comments in 'The Insults Thread' do not in any way represent his actual political views.

[The Enigma]

Is this the best you all can do?
Pathetic :nope:

[Rhodes]

Is this the best you all can do?
Pathetic :nope:

Look who's talking? Go see if there is some message from Bletchley Park!

[Catfish]

I like multiple insults, in one sentence - think of it.
Like:

Oh you son of a goat desecrator !

:D

[Red October1984]

YOU GUYS ARE AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE!

Ba dum tsk :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

[Armistead]

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Speaking of which, when you change your mind, what do you do with the diaper?

[AVGWarhawk]

YOU GUYS ARE AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE!

Ba dum tsk :rotfl2:

About as helpful as a trapdoor in a canoe. :D

[Armistead]

Apparently he prefers my howling to yours.

Hey, when I sing, my wife says I have the most unique voice and she's never heard another one like it..:yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

Hmm an insult thread now let me think who I can insult, ah I know the British government................ In other word toff boy and his cronies :haha:
You need to get out more. There are gazillions of people to insult...like you, for instance! :O:

[Sailor Steve]

:haha:
Whatchoo laughin' at, Paper Tiger?

[Sailor Steve]

YOU GUYS ARE AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE!

Ba dum tsk :rotfl2:
That went over like a pregnant pole-vaulter.

[AVGWarhawk]

That went over like a pregnant pole-vaulter.

You are about as funny as a fart in a space suit. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Hey, when I sing, my wife says I have the most unique voice and she's never heard another one like it..:yeah:
When I was young I had a wonderful voice. I seem to have lost all the recordings, so you'll have to trust me on this...

Waitaminute! We're supposed to be insulting each other! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

[Sailor Steve]

Were you born stupid, or do you have to work hard at it?

[STEED]

Just one of my statements to call centres that ring me up..

If I catch you I will cut your balls off with a rusty blunt knife and string your balls up high in a tree in Rutland.

[AVGWarhawk]

You're as dumb as a box of rocks. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Just one of my statements to call centres that ring me up..

If I catch you I will cut your balls off with a rusty blunt knife and string your balls up high in a tree in Rutland.
I think that qualifies more as a threat than an insult.

[STEED]

I think that qualifies more as a threat than an insult.

Depends on your view point steve. :haha:

[Armistead]

I think that qualifies more as a threat than an insult.


The bigger concern is his interest in balls....

[STEED]

One that I get a lot...

You have a virus on your PC


My Answer..You got pig muck coming out your mouth again and if you want more feel free to ring again.

They do, clearly this person likes insults or is a dim bat.

[Jimbuna]

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

[Armistead]

Were you born stupid, or do you have to work hard at it?

Oh, save your breath Steve, you'll need it to blow up your date.

[STEED]

The bigger concern is his interest in balls....

Well they are blokes who ring.

You can't say that to a women. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Oh, save your breath Steve, you'll need it to blow up your date.

^ best one yet :har:

[AVGWarhawk]

Oh, save your breath Steve, you'll need it to blow up your date.

Last time Steve bit her in the butt. She farted and flew out the window.

[Armistead]

When I was young I had a wonderful voice. I seem to have lost all the recordings, so you'll have to trust me on this...

Waitaminute! We're supposed to be insulting each other! :oops:

They had voice recording devices when you were young?

[Armistead]

Last time Steve bit her in the butt. She farted and flew out the window.

That was funny....:har:

[Jimbuna]

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

[Sailor Steve]

Last time Steve bit her in the butt. She farted and flew out the window.
And AVG got so excited he took her home and kept her. I stopped returning his calls after that.

[Jimbuna]

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

[Madox58]

I was fearing a Battle of Wits in this thread.
:o
Fortunately you're all unarmed.
:haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

What a maroon....

[Jimbuna]

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

[Armistead]

I was fearing a Battle of Wits in this thread.
:o
Fortunately you're all unarmed.
:haha:


You act as though your stupidity is a virtue

[Armistead]

What a maroon....

Who, Privateer?

What claims has your piety on his deference?

[AVGWarhawk]

Pie on his defecation? What? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

[Madox58]

Type slower jim.
He can't read that fast.

[Armistead]

Pie on his defecation? What? :hmmm:

When given to utterances of that type, consider drinking

[Madox58]

Pie on his defecation? What? :hmmm:

When given to utterances of that type, consider drinking
I remember my first Beer.

[Jimbuna]

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

[Madox58]

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

Give him a break. He had a traumatic birth.
When he was born the Doctor slapped his mother!

[Armistead]

I remember my first Beer.


Your first beer.

http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww99/benjaroo3/Baby-Drinking-Beer.jpg

Your last beer

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f51/savvyamigo/beerbelly.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I don't think...
At least you got one right.

[Madox58]

At least you got one right.
You'll have to define that statement.
He can't count that high.

[Sailor Steve]

I was fearing a Battle of Wits in this thread.
:o
Fortunately you're all unarmed.
:haha:
Says the guy who brings regular balloons to a water balloon fight, and wonders why his don't work.

[Madox58]

Says the guy who brings regular balloons to a water balloon fight, and wonders why his don't work.
That was a low blow!!
Speaking of low blows, what can I get for a $20.00?

[Sailor Steve]

That was a low blow!!
Speaking of low blows, what can I get for a $20.00?
Nothing you haven't already had. How is Junior, anyway?

[Cybermat47]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f51/savvyamigo/beerbelly.jpg



OI! THIS IS THE INSULT THREAD, NOT THE TRAUMATIZING IMAGE THAT WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE THREAD!

[AVGWarhawk]

That was a low blow!!
Speaking of low blows, what can I get for a $20.00?

We have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook. :O:

[Jimbuna]

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

[Madox58]

We have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook. :O:
So your the Guy at the next Urinal always trying to sneak a look, eh?

[Madox58]

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Oh! That reminds me!
Your Village is looking for you!

[Jimbuna]

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

[Cybermat47]

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Meh. At least he's doing more of it than you.

[Madox58]

When we want your opinion we'll slap it out of you.

[Cybermat47]

When we want your opinion we'll slap it out of you.

OK, then, slap me.

Oh, wait, you can't, because you don't know where I am.

And, I have a fascist army of smilies.

:salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute:

Wanna know why they're saluting you?

We salute those who are about to recieve hundreds of thousands of viruses!

[Armistead]

So your the Guy at the next Urinal always trying to sneak a look, eh?

I see Steve taught you a new word.....

[Armistead]

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


I imagine you foraging for berries and grubs, and flicking at insects with your sticky tongue

[Madox58]

I see Steve taught you a new word.....
He had to.
I asked you what the definition was and you told me.......
Urinal my dreams.

[Bilge_Rat]

prefer the classics myself:



George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."

Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

[AVGWarhawk]

He had to.
I asked you what the definition was and you told me.......
Urinal my dreams.

It's all urine pee pee. Urine the money...

[Armistead]

He had to.
I asked you what the definition was and you told me.......
Urinal my dreams.

Urinal a pain in the ass too..

[Gargamel]

To girl at a bar:

Me: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Me: When you fell from heaven.

Girl: Ahhhhh....

Me: Just asking, cause the landing really messed up your face.

[Armistead]

To girl at a bar:

Me: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Me: When you fell from heaven.

Girl: Ahhhhh....

Me: Just asking, cause the landing really messed up your face.

We'll give you one more chance to be funny...

[AVGWarhawk]

To girl at a bar:

Me: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Me: When you fell from heaven.

Girl: Ahhhhh....

Me: Just asking, cause the landing really messed up your face.

Thanks for showing up.......:shifty:

[Armistead]

Has anyone heard the story of Steve's first time with a virgin?

[Sailor Steve]

Meh. At least he's doing more of it than you.
Says the sprout who hasn't lived yet.

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, wait, you can't, because you don't know where I am.
Let's see, you're talking to a retired cop and a real-live badass biker, and you think they couldn't find you if they wanted to?
:rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

I see Steve taught you a new word.....
HEY! Leave me out of your morbid fantasies!

[Sailor Steve]

Has anyone heard the story of Steve's first time with a virgin?
I haven't. Please, do tell. :sunny:

[Oberon]

The best part of you trickled down the inside of your Mums leg.

[Sailor Steve]

Great insult, if a little on the crude side.

[Cybermat47]

Let's see, you're talking to a retired cop and a real-live badass biker, and you think they couldn't find you if they wanted to?
:rotfl2:

So, they'll check all of Australia, asking for someone who goes on subsim, slap them, then find out that it was sober.
:rotfl2:

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[Sailor Steve]

So, they'll check all of Ausrtralia, asking for someone who goes on subsim, slap them, then find out that it was sober.
:rotfl2:
No, we'll have TarJak do the deed for us. He doesn't make mistakes. :sunny:

[Oberon]

Great insult, if a little on the crude side.

Can't take credit for it I'm afraid, one from my grandfather. He was rather a master at the crude and dry wit.

[Cybermat47]

No, we'll have TarJak do the deed for us. He doesn't make mistakes. :sunny:

TarJak's my brother 😂

[Madox58]

TarJak's my brother ��
Then you'd be the 'special' brother he told me about when we met in Houston.

[Armistead]

I haven't. Please, do tell. :sunny:

Maybe I should check the forum rules again before telling it, but I'll chance it anyway.


Steve met a young virgin that wanted to have sex with him, but she was scared it would hurt. Steve promised he would only put in a few inches and go easy. Steve got started and put it in half way, but after awhile it felt so good he put it in all the way in and went at it as hard as he could.

Finally the girl looked up at Steve and said.

" A few inches feels OK, but you can put it all in"

In which Steve replied

"Nope, a deals a deal.."

[Sailor Steve]

TarJak's my brother
Good. That makes it much easier.

[Jimbuna]

When we want your opinion we'll slap it out of you.


:rock::rock::rock:

[Jimbuna]

Then you'd be the 'special' brother he told me about when we met in Houston.

Can't resist it :har:

[Armistead]

Then you'd be the 'special' brother he told me about when we met in Houston.


You drove all the way to Houston to meet a fellow male Subsim member...:doh:

Bet you felt shocked when Chris Hansen stepped out from behind the curtain....:haha:

[Red October1984]

This is the best GT thread we've had. :rotfl2:

Somebody sticky this. :har:

[Cybermat47]

Somebody sticky this. :har:

I'll sticky your FACE! 😡

[mapuc]

I love you all :yeah:

[Madox58]

You drove all the way to Houston to meet a fellow male Subsim member...:doh:

Bet you felt shocked when Chris Hansen stepped out from behind the curtain....:haha:
Nah, I wasn't.
Neal told me he was in the house waiting for Cybermat47.
:D

[Jimbuna]

Vendor would feel at home here :har:

[Jimbuna]

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

[Egan]

Oh, gods of all men. How many post in this thread in little over a day? :D

This is going to become Subsim's version of Battlefront.com's infamous PENG challenge thread, isn't it?

Shame on you all, in this season of goodwill, you bunch of freaks.

[Cybermat47]

Nah, I wasn't.
Neal told me he was in the house waiting for Cybermat47.
:D

No, privateer.

I am Neal!

Your Face:😱

[Jimbuna]

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

[Madox58]

No, privateer.

I am Neal!

Your Face:��

There's 2 types of people.
Those who work hard to get ahead and make friends in life.
And those who kiss arse and do other nasty things to get ahead and make friends.

Try to move to the first group.

[Jimbuna]

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

[Armistead]

I love you all :yeah:

The forums hippy speaks....

[Jimbuna]

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

[Cybermat47]

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

I thought of you when I was in the butchers. ��

[Takeda Shingen]

Guys, there's been a couple of instances where the line has been flirted with in terms of what language is acceptable. Let's just try to keep it within the bounds, okay?

The Management

Back to it then.

[Madox58]

adjusted post.
:D

[Cybermat47]

🐶 Die!

[Madox58]

Calm down Mate!
I'd hate to see you rupture the only blood vessel in your brain!

[Cybermat47]

Calm down Mate!
I'd hate to see you rupture the only blood vessel in your brain!

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[Cybermat47]

Hmm.

My army of happy Muslims and Faceless women seems to have done the trick.


VICTORY!

[Madox58]

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:nope:

You've obviously not grasped the whole concept of this thread.

[Armistead]

Calm down Mate!
I'd hate to see you rupture the only blood vessel in your brain!


The only blood vessel in his brain is his brain...

[Cybermat47]

:nope:

You are speechless, capable of only shaking your head numbly.

[Armistead]

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That's the most intelligent post you've written all day.

[Madox58]

You are speechless, capable of only shaking your head numbly.
That will be the day!
:haha:

[Cybermat47]

That will be the day!
:haha:

Faceless woman attack! 💃

[Armistead]

Guys, there's been a couple of instances where the line has been flirted with in terms of what language is acceptable. Let's just try to keep it within the bounds, okay?

The Management

Back to it then.

Barney Fife arrives....:03:

[Madox58]

Faceless woman attack! ��
Do you even know what insult means?
:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Shame on you all, in this season of goodwill, you bunch of freaks.
Glad to see you are embracing the spirit of the season. :sunny:

[Sailor Steve]

No, privateer.

I am Neal!

Your Face:��
Sorry, that was just lame. You don't want Neal to see you making that claim.

[HundertzehnGustav]

season of goodwill, and we give it our best shot.
whats wrong wit dat?

[Sailor Steve]

season of goodwill, and we give it our best shot.
whats wrong wit dat?
Nothing at all, you microcephalic megalomaniac.

[Sailor Steve]

Faceless woman attack! ��
What in the world are you posting? all I see is a bunch of squares.

[HundertzehnGustav]

did you look that up on google, or did you find those in a dictionary?
:huh:

[Sailor Steve]

did you look that up on google, or did you find those in a dictionary?
:huh:
Neither. I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Of course the bad news is that I've forgotten...

[Armistead]

did you look that up on google, or did you find those in a dictionary?
:huh:

I assure you he didn't....

[Madox58]

Neither. I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Of course the bad news is that I've forgotten...
No. The bad news is you'll never let us forget that fact!

[Sailor Steve]

No. The bad news is you'll never let us forget that fact!
What fact? I forget.

I hated Spiro Agnew, but I cut him some slack for insults like: Nattering Nabobs of Negativism!

[Cybermat47]

What in the world are you posting? all I see is a bunch of squares.

Aha! You have just unwittingly told me that you are not using an iPad!

Not sure how it's useful, but every little thing helps.

Possibly.

Шпана

[Cybermat47]

Then you'd be the 'special' brother he told me about when we met in Houston.

FYI, I am actually Autistic.

[Madox58]

FYI, I am actually Autistic.
And I'm actually a 'Richard'.
Just ask anyone who has met me.
:D

[Armistead]

And I'm actually a 'Richard'.
Just ask anyone who has met me.
:D

and I'm actually someone that doesn't give a crap....:salute:

[Sailor Steve]

and I'm actually someone that doesn't give a crap....:salute:
I hope I'm not around when you explode. :dead:

[Armistead]

I hope I'm not around when you explode. :dead:


Yea, the smell would knock a buzzard off a chit wagon....:/\\x:

[Armistead]

Steve, when you were a kid, did you parents make you use the same bath water as your siblings?

[Red October1984]

This thread can't get any better. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:


Here's one i like.

"Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

Another.

"Shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is."

and by the way, if any of you had another brain, it would be lonely.

[troopie]

Ahhhhh...., this thread is the perfect antidote for the festive season with all its darn cheer and goodwill, ughh. :nope:

May your ears turn to pigeons and crap all over your shoulders!

[The Enigma]

May your ears turn to pigeons and crap all over your shoulders!

I see.
So you are one of those, posting only for one reason:
Increasing your message counter. :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

Steve, when you were a kid, did you parents make you use the same bath water as your siblings?
No, I was so much older I had to babysit them.

On the other hand, I heard your brother was an only child.

[BossMark]

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

[HundertzehnGustav]

Once again proof that a thread can be better than the sum of its content.
Had the quality of your contributions decided the thread quality, it woulda been deleted a long time ago.

[u crank]

The forums hippy speaks....

Barney Fife arrives....:03:

This is getting serious.....:har:

[Red October1984]

This is getting serious.....:har:

How would you know?

LOOK GUYS! THE WOMAN CAN READ!

[u crank]

How would you know?

LOOK GUYS! THE WOMAN CAN READ!

I heard of this government program to see if monkeys can type. Who woulda guessed it would work. :hmmm:

[Oberon]

I heard of this government program to see if monkeys can type. Who woulda guessed it would work. :hmmm:

If a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters spent a hundred months typing, they'd still got write anything as daft as that.

[Jimbuna]

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

[u crank]

If a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters spent a hundred months typing, they'd still got write anything as daft as that.

If you would just encourage the other ninety nine you might come up with something better.

[Armistead]

Once again proof that a thread can be better than the sum of its content.
Had the quality of your contributions decided the thread quality, it woulda been deleted a long time ago.

Had the quality decided the quality...it would be better....is that what you're saying:har:

Steve, what's the word for this...?

[Armistead]

I see.
So you are one of those, posting only for one reason:
Increasing your message counter. :nope:

Yea, but he'll never catch up with Steve...:har::har:

[Sailor Steve]

LOOK GUYS! THE WOMAN CAN READ!
Oh man, where's Frau Kaleun when you need her? She's the real expert at stuff like this.

[Sailor Steve]

Steve, what's the word for this...?
Armisteadsanidiot.

Just keep repeating that until it's second nature.

Yea, but he'll never catch up with Steve...:har::har:
I got where I am by slow but steady posting over a ten-year period. I've never been a spam-a-matic like some folks I could name.

[Armistead]

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

1st place for originality.....:har:

[Jimbuna]

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

[Madox58]

When they were passing out brains you thought they said trains and said
"No thanks, I'll walk".

[BossMark]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

[Sailor Steve]

Here's one i like.

"Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
And BossMark insults himself!
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the colour of it.

[Sailor Steve]

I've had a wonderful evening.

This wasn't it.
(Groucho Marx)

[Jimbuna]

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

[Madox58]

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny
Then they would owe him.

[Armistead]

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the colour of it.

Just come out and say what you intended...

Chit floats...

Steve can we use that word here with full force? Myself, I never understood the morality behind words.

[Sailor Steve]

It's hard to insult someone when "You're stupid" is to complicated for him to understand.

[Armistead]

It's hard to insult someone when "You're stupid" is to complicated for him to understand.

Who? Please people, keep the insults personal, generic ramblings have no effect.

Anyways, I'm gonna go walk my dog and see if I can get my golf ball count up to 1000..

I'll be back later Steve, so don't feel you have to wait around.

[troopie]

Hmmmm, personal eh?

I see.
So you are one of those, posting only for one reason:
Increasing your message counter. :nope:

Not getting my insult? You must be little...., puzzled!:O:

[Red October1984]

Chuck Norris couldn't teach you guys how to fight. Wusses. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Who? Please people, keep the insults personal, generic ramblings have no effect.
You answered, didn't you?

[Armistead]

You answered, didn't you?


Gratuitous, hurtful, unnecessary...

[Sailor Steve]

Steve can we use that word here with full force?
Not really. Neal's idea was to have a forum that was safe for his girls while they were still small. If you wouldn't say it in front of a five-year-old, don't say it here. If you would say it in front of a five-year-old, it better not be mine, or we'll have more than words.

Myself, I never understood the morality behind words.
Then why insist on using them? The bottom line is, it's Neal's house and Neal's rules. No "bad" language, no substituting symbols for letters, no switching letters so it can still sound the same. The idea is to be polite and respectful to everyone.

On the other hand, cartoon swearing - &*^W(! - seems to be okay, at least as I understand it.

[Catfish]

Well i once wrote "bull****", and put the asterisks there myself.
But i still got a reprimand from you
And will now maybe ?
But indeed it was me who did put the asterisks there - :salute:

[Jimbuna]

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

[Sailor Steve]

Doesn't matter. The rules specifically say "No asterisks - period".
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_language

[Jimbuna]

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

[Oberon]

Doesn't matter. The rules specifically say "No asterisks - period".
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_language

What about Obelix?

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2: :rock:


Wait! Was that an insult?

[Red October1984]

Gee. Jim's been posting a lot in this thread. Is he smart enough to come up with these or is he using google?

Same with the joke thread...er....Jimbuna and BossMark thread.

[Jimbuna]

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

[vienna]

Here's an oldie but goodie general insult; take it as you wish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfYFx6MOTYU

<O>

[Madox58]

Gee. Jim's been posting a lot in this thread. Is he smart enough to come up with these or is he using google?

Same with the joke thread...er....Jimbuna and BossMark thread.
You have a point there.
But your hat covers it nicely.
:D

[Jimbuna]

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

[Sailor Steve]

I'd insult you...but first I'd have to explain what "insult" means.

[Madox58]

Standing up takes a load off your mind doesn't it.

[Jimbuna]

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

[The Enigma]

Not getting my insult

How can a bug insult me?

[Armistead]

How can a bug insult me?


I don't know, cept I've been swinging a swatter all day at one of your relatives.

[Red October1984]

How can a bug insult me?

When little Miss Muffet sat to eat her curds and whey.

You remember that don't you Miss Muffet?

[The Enigma]

I don't know, cept I've been swinging a swatter all day at one of your relatives.

Maybe you should quit drinking...

[Madox58]

When little Miss Muffet sat to eat her curds and whey.



Oh Look! He's learning his first poem!
How cute.
:)

[Jimbuna]

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

[Red October1984]

Oh Look! He's learning his first poem!
How cute.
:)

At least I'm cute to somebody. Anybody else think that Privateer is cute? :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

[Sailor Steve]

At least I'm cute to somebody.
You are cute...in a Justin Bieber sort of way.

[The Enigma]

:har:

[Sailor Steve]

And no, Privateer isn't remotely cute. Brutal, fierce and dangerous? Sure. But no, not cute.

[HundertzehnGustav]

This is the Insults Thread.
so Insult the man, instead of petting his ego!

dafukk?:stare:

[Armistead]

You are cute...in a Justin Bieber sort of way.

Steve, that's taking things too far.....

[Gargamel]

No, we'll have TarJak do the deed for us. He doesn't make mistakes. :sunny:

Aside from drafting a kicker in the second round.

[Armistead]

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.


Just look at Steve's avatar, that's what living for the moment will do for you....

[Red October1984]

You are cute...in a Justin Bieber sort of way.

So I make tons of money and meet teenage girls?

Judging by that profile picture, you won't be making any money or getting girls from that band. Have you seen that singer? Ugly.

[Sailor Steve]

So I make tons of money and meet teenage girls?
I prefer real grown-up women, something you wouldn't know anything about.

Judging by that profile picture, you won't be making any money or getting girls from that band. Have you seen that singer? Ugly.
At least I'm not afraid to show my face in public.

[Red October1984]

I prefer real grown-up women, something you wouldn't know anything about.

Oh yeah? If I have any questions I'll ask Dowly. He seems to know more about this than you.

You might be able to L-E-A-R-N from him. Do you know what LEARN means?

[Armistead]

Careful Red, Steve gets a lil sensitive when he suffers Viagra withdrawal..

{Note, he only takes Viagra so he can pee standing up like a man.}

[Sailor Steve]

Oh yeah? If I have any questions I'll ask Dowly. He seems to know more about this than you.
Only you would think you could learn something from a ferret. When you grow up I'm sure he'll teach you all about pron.

You might be able to L-E-A-R-N from him. Do you know what LEARN means?
Yes, I do. Apparently you have yet to learn what "insult" means. Go ask your mother...if you dare.

[Sailor Steve]

Careful Red, Steve gets a lil sensitive when he suffers Viagra withdrawal..

{Note, he only takes Viagra so he can pee standing up like a man.}
At least it works for me. I've heard about your 'little' problem.

[Armistead]

At least it works for me. I've heard about your 'little' problem.


At least I can look down and see mine....



Very nice of me not to come back with the obvious response...:oops:

[Armistead]

Only you would think you could learn something from a ferret. When you grow up I'm sure he'll teach you all about pron.


Yes, I do. Apparently you have yet to learn what "insult" means. Go ask your mother...if you dare.

Yea Red, go ask your mom, should be easy enough since you still live at home..:har:

[Red October1984]

DELETED

I am sorry for crossing the line. I got carried away and hope you can forgive me.

[Sailor Steve]

At least I can look down and see mine....
Keep trying. Sooner or later you'll actually come up with something funny.

Or maybe not.

[Sailor Steve]

At least I'm young enough to have a mother left alive.
Yes, my mother is dead. Are you happy now?

[Armistead]

Keep trying. Sooner or later you'll actually come up with something funny.

Or maybe not.

Ok, maybe it wasn't the biggest laugh you ever heard, like the first time you got naked in gym class.

[Madox58]

At least blah blah.
I hope she's the kind of Woman that would slap the stupid out of you for a comment like that.

[Red October1984]

This is me officially apologizing. I'm younger than you all and haven't been through that kind of loss.

To all of you, I felt truly bad about that post. I am so sorry guys.

:wah: :down:

[Sailor Steve]

I am sorry for crossing the line. I got carried away and hope you can forgive me.
Not a problem. As I like to say, if I had a dollar for every time I've apologized to someone on these forums, I'd have that new computer I keep talking about. We all make mistakes, and owning up to them is the mark of a man.

[Red October1984]

Not a problem. As I like to say, if I had a dollar for every time I've apologized to someone on these forums, I'd have that new computer I keep talking about. We all make mistakes, and owning up to them is the mark of a man.

Thank you.

[The Enigma]

So you finally managed to insult yourself :salute:

[Cybermat47]

*GASP* You all have WOMANS' legs! I'll wager those pretty little things, have ne'er been sliced clean off by a mad pirate king!

[BossMark]

Do you have to leave so soon? I just about about to poison the tea

[STEED]

So I'm a fart well then your mouth is where I came from and your face cheeks look like arse cheeks from where I am standing.

[Jimbuna]

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

[Sailor Steve]

*GASP* You all have WOMANS' legs! I'll wager those pretty little things, have ne'er been sliced clean off by a mad pirate king!
If 'insult' is an art, you're still learning how to finger paint.

[Jimbuna]

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

[Sailor Steve]

So I'm a fart well then your mouth is where I came from and your face cheeks look like arse cheeks from where I am standing.
There is an inverse proportion to the length of a sermon and the thought that went into writing it.

[Armistead]

There is an inverse proportion to the length of a sermon and the thought that went into writing it.

Oh no, Steve went Victorian on his arse.

[Armistead]

So I'm a fart well then your mouth is where I came from and your face cheeks look like arse cheeks from where I am standing.

Yet avarice is numbered among the sins while stupidity is omitted

[Sailor Steve]

Oh no, Steve went Victorian on his arse.
I'm surprised you've learned what "Victorian" means. The last time you used the term you were talking about your home team winning.

[Jimbuna]

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you, but when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

[Cybermat47]

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you, but when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Thank you for describing yourself.

[Jimbuna]

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.