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TarJak
04-13-12, 09:11 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/exhausted-man-calls-police-after-woman-demands-too-much-sex-20120413-1wxg8.html

But then again...

August
04-13-12, 09:28 PM
That's cool. I'm in America reading an Australian newspaper about an event that occurred in Germany.

:salute:

TarJak
04-13-12, 09:29 PM
That's cool. I'm in America reading an Australian newspaper about an event that occurred in Germany.

:salute:

Gotta love the interwebz eh?

Jimbuna
04-14-12, 09:02 AM
The woman is expected to face charges of durex and false imprisonment.



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STEED
04-14-12, 10:38 AM
Well if he wears out his penis then he should charge her for a new one, if possible.

Skybird
04-14-12, 11:32 AM
German news was a bit more detailed on it. After repeated acts, the man wanted to leave, but the door were blocked by woman and she then blackmailed him for more acts. He first agreed, but when he entered the satge of being completely exhausted, he fled on the balcony and called for help.

When the police arrived - the women tried to lure the officers into a group act. :D

Sounds pathologic to me. Don'T know whether a syndrome with libido going into amok mode exist, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Jimbuna
04-14-12, 11:43 AM
Could also be a nymphomaniac :hmmm:

Don't think I've ever met one...unfortunately :cry:

gimpy117
04-14-12, 01:13 PM
woah :o

jumpy
04-14-12, 01:25 PM
yer, that **** gets painful after a while :o

lol @ the offer to the police though, but we all know that women are just plain demanding, eh?

Jimbuna
04-14-12, 02:47 PM
Wonder if she had a cash register strapped to her thigh? :hmmm:

CaptainHaplo
04-14-12, 04:34 PM
Could also be a nymphomaniac :hmmm:

Don't think I've ever met one...unfortunately :cry:

Jim, they don't exist. I have met a number of woment that THINK they are - but make em Squirt a dozen times or so and they need a break.

kiwi_2005
04-14-12, 07:53 PM
http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh591/Frank101z/yo.jpg

STEED
04-15-12, 06:47 AM
Stick her on one of them F Machines she can go nuts on that. :rotfl2:

August
04-15-12, 08:26 AM
I'm surprised that nobody has asked the pertinent question. Was she hot?

TarJak
04-15-12, 08:39 AM
I'm surprised that nobody has asked the pertinent question. Was she hot?

Well that all depends on how many biers the bloke had before she took him home.:03:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/08/beer-goggles.web_01.jpg

Jimbuna
04-15-12, 09:10 AM
Well that all depends on how many biers the bloke had before she took him home.:03:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/08/beer-goggles.web_01.jpg

:har: