angering the roaring rubber stick

[Lord_magerius]

Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator :D (http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism)
Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism.
(http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism)

[Sailor Steve]

Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one.

[August]

The English are going to take the piss with this thread!.

[Sailor Steve]

August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken? :O:

[joegrundman]

august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness

[August]

Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb.

[Sailor Steve]

Forgive you? I'd rather hot-glue the Spanish longshoreman!

[TarJak]

Unbeknownst to me they all started to spew forth the old Nantucket peach.

[jumpy]

All this talk of tommy-tanking... tut tut!

Never mind the meatwallet eh? Just steer clear of the uphill gardening.

:shifty:

[danny60]

I think your up the creak without a paddle on this one...
and everyones just a mad hatter.

[Takeda Shingen]

Frankly, I think most of you are just scrubbing the fallopian V-chip.

[Jimbuna]

Sounds to me like your simply igniting the four-legged Polish turtle!

[Takeda Shingen]

Pfft. Says the man who is always visiting the red tunnel.

[Jimbuna]

Far better than entering the wife's witness!!

[Takeda Shingen]

That's a low blow, you skinner of Persian brakes.

[u crank]

Looks like a clear case of a fat man in the bathtub.

[nikimcbee]

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
widening the smurfy flashlight.






:har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Why not try freeing the sloppy nose?

[MH]

Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates titillating the one-eyed cotton candy.

[jumpy]

Why not try freeing the sloppy nose?

just so long as it's not sloppy-seconds. :dead: :down:

[Spoon 11th]

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
spraypainting the joyous ocelot.

[Jimbuna]

Whilst angering the pink prisoner

[Falkirion]

Bludgeoning the chimney

[nikimcbee]

Reece!

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were
pointing at the salty chipmunk.



:har:

[Jimbuna]

She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger.

[frau kaleun]

Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdvs71GAZKc

[Osmium Steele]

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

Perusing the legendary nether robot!


And....

Of course, back in my day we called it serving the stiff weeping banana.

:har:

[u crank]

Hey! Who's been bagging the orange raisin? :nope:

[Jimbuna]

Or flossing the Polish chimp?

[Bilge_Rat]

She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger.



should'nt that be "weasel"...:D




http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/hottub.gif

[August]

Will you stop boxing the forbidden trouser clam?!

[nikimcbee]

Will you stop boxing the forbidden trouser clam?!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001818015/2246391390_Duck_Sauce_Charlie_Sheen_Spinstyles_Bi_ Winning_Edit_1_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

:har:

[Jimbuna]

He normally shut his eyes while dropping the wee cactus.

[u crank]

Thumbing through the cosmic rolodex.

[Jimbuna]

Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates tidying up the buttery ham alien.