[Fun] Silent Hunter 3 Retarded - Nazi Cocaine

[XTChrisTX]

CONTENT ADVISORY: This mod contains foul language, political incorrectness, drug references and general stupidity. You have been warned.

Features include, but are not limited to:
-A new recognition manual, For Dummies.
-Photoshopped loading screens.
-Nuclear and supercavitating torpedoes.
-Extremely fast and long-ranged U-boats.
-Period-correct pinups replaced with Commander Shepard and others.
-Engrish language option.
-Stupidly powerful flak and deck guns.
-Almost everything available in 1939.
-New half-baked campaign and emblem pack.
-Subtitled intro movie for non-German speakers.
-400m depth gauge is not included, but is recommended and tested to work 100%.

http://i54.tinypic.com/11a92d0.jpg

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DOWNLOADS:

ALPHA v0.1

Lite Version ~5mb (no intro movie, only main loading screen, no emblem pack or Interdiction Mission Pack)
LINKS BROKEN

Full Version ~70mb (includes intro movie, all loading screens and additional content)
LINKS BROKEN

ALPHA v0.11
LINKS BROKEN

Nazi Cocaine 1.0 Crystal

It's exactly the same but you can actually download it.

Full: 4shared (http://www.4shared.com/archive/6lC3BpsE/NC10.html) | MediaFire (http://www.mediafire.com/?g4u4sssj96erpwl)
Lite: 4shared (http://www.4shared.com/archive/XTwAe9Q4/NC10L.html) | MediaFire (http://www.mediafire.com/?pq2jd5qe6ypdh4s)

Nazi Cocaine 2.0 Dope

New modular design, redone intro screens and videos. More tweaks and missions coming soon. This is the actively developed version.

2.0 DEV b001: 4shared (http://www.4shared.com/archive/TfxOZia0/SH3RNC-2b001.html) | Mediafire (http://www.mediafire.com/?v5p65uds07uzgp5)

[FIREWALL]

:haha: Why Not. Since it's just for FUN. :D .:03:

[Yamato_NF]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::r otfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
THIS SHOULD BE MOD OF THE YEAR!!!!! :rock::rock:
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::r otfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Herr-Berbunch]

^I'd agree if it were not for OHii :yep:

And I'm sure all these have all been done before by individuals - but not put together as one great (what's the opposite of 'super'?) mod.

Thanks for the fun :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2:

Looks like I may need an additional SH3 installation on the new rig... :O:

[FIREWALL]

:rotfl2:

Looks like I may need an additional SH3 installation on the new rig... :O:

I am thinking the same thing frau kaleun :haha:

[XTChrisTX]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

From my limited testing, it seems to work at least partially with GWX 3.

http://i52.tinypic.com/ohv478.jpg

Caveats:
-only HE deck gun ammo is selectable
-loading screens are those from SH3RNC
-torpedo and shell graphics are also from SH3RNC
-very quiet engine sounds, not sure if this is a glitch or standard operation
-no orange marker
-haven't tested it yet, but GWX-specific strings will most likely not appear

I will be conducting further testing and will probably release a compatibility patch.

[Wolfstriked]

Of all the things to name this mod in the world:har: :haha::O::rotfl2:

[makman94]

is it really needed all this 'drugs advertisment' in the mod ? what about to make a version without all these drug pics ?

[XTChrisTX]

Absolutely! :O:

Actually, the Lite version has significantly fewer drug references, although that was more to save space than anything. You lose a few of the textures and the subtitled intro movie, but it's only five megabytes or so in size.

If you want to manually remove the loading screens, they are in data\Menu\Loading. Alternatively, replace them with your own! :)

http://i51.tinypic.com/jb35zm.jpg

XXI retextured to look like a modern boat. :rock:

[foz]

I`m with makman94 . say no to drugs .
" drugs are bad, mmm kay "


fun mod all the same :salute:

[SquareSteelBar]

...say no to drugs......and what about playing and/or modding SH3 ? :rotfl2:

[XTChrisTX]

Hmm, maybe I can add one of those "Winners don't do drugs" screens like you would see at an arcade. Funny and would keep stupid people out of trouble.

In any case, now that there's some attention directed at this mod, I have a few questions.

1. Where are the values for O2 reserve and compressed air? Is it even possible to change this?
2. Crew fatigue- how would one reduce or eliminate this?
3. Heavy flak on a Type II. Going to a deck gun would be going a little too far, but a heavy flak would be nice. I've managed to get one to appear and even be manned, but had no ammo and could not fire. What's the best way to do this?

[XTChrisTX]

Nazi Cocaine 1.0 Crystal

It's exactly the same but you can actually download it.

Full: http://www.4shared.com/archive/6lC3BpsE/NC10.html
Lite: http://www.4shared.com/archive/XTwAe9Q4/NC10L.html

Nazi Cocaine 2.x Dope will feature:
-a new loading screen featuring the titular drug
-a new loading video based on Hitler being angry
-slightly less easy to evade destroyers
-somewhat more complete Interdiction mission pack
-even more bugs

[frau kaleun]

Nazi Cocaine 2.x Dope will feature:
-a new loading screen featuring the titular drug
-a new loading video based on Hitler being angry
-slightly less easy to evade destroyers
-somewhat more complete Interdiction mission pack
-even more bugs

It's so nice to see a developer who is actually honest about these things. :haha:

[Red October1984]

I am going to try this out. Like, soon. :D

It's about time somebody made a comedy mod. :har:


EDIT: None of the download links work.....:-? :wah:

[XTChrisTX]

I fixed the links and there is now a MediaFire option for people who don't like 4shared. So the only defining feature of 1.0 Crystal is not a lie anymore. Hopefully.

[Troublous_Haze]

Author of this retarded mod is probably a sick person, or has a trollfull mind, anyway nothing to see here

[ryanwigginton]

nothing to see here

:haha: You sound like a crime scene investigator trying to steer curious bystanders away from a dead body you just discovered.

[mookiemookie]

A trollful mind is a terrible thing to waste. :rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

I ate a trollfull mind once. It went straight to my waist. :O:

[mookiemookie]

I ate a trollfull mind once. It went straight to my waist. :O:

You ate a trollfull mind? The Subsim Zombie thread is thataway!

[mikey117us]

Since we are going there anyway perhaps someone can mod an Henschel Hs 293 launcher instead of a deck gun for radar equipped boats? And maybe even a single use V-1 Catapult for the type IX? Just sayin Atomic Torpedoes why not Anti-Shipping and Atomic Rockets? For fun of course.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henschel_Hs_293

[VONHARRIS]

Since we are going there anyway perhaps someone can mod an Henschel Hs 293 launcher instead of a deck gun for radar equipped boats? And maybe even a single use V-1 Catapult for the type IX? Just sayin Atomic Torpedoes why not Anti-Shipping and Atomic Rockets? For fun of course.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henschel_Hs_293

Imagine : Vertical launch system for V2s on a XXI = SSBN:D
Just kidding!

[Troublous_Haze]

... For somebody it might just be mod of fun, for others nothing more than plain stupidity. Guess this is the question of personal taste. We can clap our hands just to see something new has been moded or we can choose something that has true valuables in what we believe brings us closer to ww2 history.

Perhaps me/myself/and I is "stick-in-the-mud" personality, but this is what I'm proud of.

Author should claim for the worst mod ever, and I have no doubt it could win. So much for null IQ reward, this mod is good to go.

[mookiemookie]

... For somebody it might just be mod of fun, for others nothing more than plain stupidity. Guess this is the question of personal taste. We can clap our hands just to see something new has been moded or we can choose something that has true valuables in what we believe brings us closer to ww2 history.

Perhaps me/myself/and I is "stick-in-the-mud" personality, but this is what I'm proud of.

Author should claim for the worst mod ever, and I have no doubt it could win. So much for null IQ reward, this mod is good to go.

No one's forcing you to use this mod or post in this thread. You don't get to be the fun police and tell others how they can enjoy their game. Furthermore, your negativity is not necessary nor welcome. You've made your opinion known, now beat it.

[Troublous_Haze]

No one's forcing you to use this mod or post in this thread. You don't get to be the fun police and tell others how they can enjoy their game. Furthermore, your negativity is not necessary nor welcome. You've made your opinion known, now beat it.

Declinatory attitude towards my thinking, brings you to same row of ppl group of all-tolerant, thus bypassing the debats about what positive or negative does such "peace-of-art" mod brings to community.
if you must know - Tolerance and Insanity goes step by step very close together.

Personal notice: watch your tone, sir.

[makman94]

wherever is the word 'cocaine' there is no fun at all.
whatever makes this DRUG seem 'friendly' or 'fun' or 'innocent' must be CLOSED IMMEDIATELLY !

do you see any fun here :
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8110/sideeffectsofchronicuse.png

@mookiemookie: everybody is free to 'enjoy' his game as wish but privately. when you make public mods is a different thing and of course you can't praise drugs under the excuse of moding .according to your way of thinking someone can release a mod with hardcore porn images at the walls of sub and main menu screens ,right ?( i am sure that many will 'love' this).
and according to your mind, why someone can't post his refuseness to something so disgusting ?

ps1: i posted my refuse to this thread long time ago and the 'reply' i got from author is that i am stupid. well if 'clevers' use cocaine ....i prefer to belong to stupids (but ..healthy)

ps2: this site is also visited by young people and moderators must be very carefull at the contains of threads.making drugs seems 'funny' ...etc is at least nasty and suspicious and bottom line is that out point here is moding subs.all this has nothing to do with moding , its just a drug advertisment

ps3: to all cocaine users: help yourselfs and go to a hospital . you have made your body ...sick.

[frau kaleun]

Personal notice: watch your tone, sir.

Well, you know, it seems like you *did* post here for no other reason but to insult not only the modder but also, from what I can tell, the IQs and gameplay choices of everyone else who finds this mod amusing. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, is what I'm sayin'.

Oh and as a sidenote, please don't read any of the "Balz" threads as I'm afraid your head might asplode and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. :)

[makman94]

Well, you know, it seems like you *did* post here for no other reason but to insult not only the modder but also, from what I can tell, the IQs and gameplay choices of everyone else who finds this mod amusing. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, is what I'm sayin'.

Oh and as a sidenote, please don't read any of the "Balz" threads as I'm afraid your head might asplode and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. :)



you really have no idea who is insulting who ...here !

[CCIP]

Where does this make the drug seem "fun" or "innocent"? Nazis aren't "fun" and "innocent" either, and yet look how much comedy has been produced about them... Including in this forum.

This is irreverent comedy. The author very directly claims that it is irreverent comedy, and duly warns for and even apologizes for possible offense. It is very politically incorrect and offensive - of course it is! So is all irreverent humor, by definition. It's the kind of thing you'd see on South Park. This type of over-the-top, ridiculous, completely unrealistic parody content has always been part of the culture here on Subsim. I don't think political correctness is a reason to clamp down on it.

I do have some reservations about the wording, both the use of the word "retarded" in the title and the flagrant swastikas all over the announcement, but other than that, with due warning... this is up to people's discretion to try and shouldn't be censored.

[makman94]

Where does this make the drug seem "fun" or "innocent"? Nazis aren't "fun" and "innocent" either, and yet look how much comedy has been produced about them... Including in this forum.

This is irreverent comedy. The author very directly claims that it is irreverent comedy, and duly warns for and even apologizes for possible offense. It is very politically incorrect and offensive - of course it is! So is all irreverent humor, by definition. It's the kind of thing you'd see on South Park. This type of over-the-top, ridiculous, completely unrealistic parody content has always been part of the culture here on Subsim. I don't think political correctness is a reason to clamp down on it.

as you wish CCIP , you (moderators) control the 'course' of forums and if this is ok for you i have nothing to add.
i stand on my opinion (this is not moding) and i am absolutely negative to whatever has to do with drugs .

[SeaWolf U-57]

as you wish CCIP , you (moderators) control the 'course' of forums and if this is ok for you i have nothing to add.
i stand on my opinion (this is not moding) and i am absolutely negative to whatever has to do with drugs .


Totally correct you are markman94 the title of this mod should have got it removed let alone all the rubbish posted in this thread.
so I second your statement

[Jimbuna]

Agree with CCIP...we don't 'control' the forums though. Neal prefers we use a soft approach and that IMHO means we only get involved when forum rules are contravened.

As long as name calling and exchanging of insults does not occur and people act with a degree of civility toward each other there shouldn't be any need for moderator involvement.

This community is almost always better than that.

[Takeda Shingen]

This is irreverent comedy. The author very directly claims that it is irreverent comedy, and duly warns for and even apologizes for possible offense.

Yup. There is no endorsement of drug use in or associated with this year-old mod. Although the title uses the word cocaine and includes some images, there is no visual or otherwise verbal endorsement of drug use of any kind. Let's stop with the mountains of molehills, okay?

[XTChrisTX]

It was never my intention to promote the use of drugs or raise this much controversy about it. In fact, this mod's use of drug-related imagery and the title are largely artifacts now. I use the word "artifact" in the TVTropes manner-

A series title that made perfect sense when it began, but after a number of changes to the premise, no longer makes sense to people who don't go back to the beginning. Sometimes a new element is put in to justify the title.

Sometimes, a character or gimmick seems to no longer fit with the mood or design of a story according to a writer, but is kept because there seems to be no way for the writer to get rid of them without causing some serious disruption (unrelated to Retcons (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon)).

For those who have read through the entirety of the confusing readme, this mod was inspired by a Red Alert 3 mod called CnC Retarded- Red Cocaine. I haven't played it in ages but it added a lot of overpowered units and general insanity. SH3R-NC grew out of a desire to apply the same sort of logic to Silent Hunter III.

Does it need all the drug references? No, not really. But they aren't meant to be offensive, they are meant to be humorous. And at this point, at least for me, they're as much a part of the mod as the overpowered torpedoes.

I considered making a "clean" version, but I'm thinking it would inevitably become offensive in other ways. Especially Nazis- although they did many horrible things, it is hard to resist using them as a source of humour.

With all this being said, 2.x Dope (and no, I'm not changing that codename even if the mod title changes), is going to be a lot more modular. Those who want the gameplay tweaks without the possibly offensive humour can simply choose to load only gameplay modules.

I am listening to your concerns, and in 2.x you will be able to choose between this (http://i45.tinypic.com/rjnqzn.png) and this (http://i48.tinypic.com/2v93vpk.png).

[Wreford-Brown]

I'll start off by saying that I'm pro this mod. Kudos to a modder who has taken so much time and effort to produce a fun mod for people to enjoy, and I salute XTChrisTX's response to comments on this thread by releasing a no-holds-barred version for those who want it but also producing a toned down version.

I'll continue by saying that I'm anti the drug references. I'm an adult who has made his own choices about drugs use, but we know that there are minors here on subsim (I remember a number of posts from a guy who was just 12) and subsim would appear to be supporting drugs references to minors.

Irreverent humour has an appropriate age restriction which is enforced through film/TV distributors, vendors, parents or, if necessary, law. This attempts to ensure that drug references are kept away from minors, with reference to cocaine use having an automatic 15 certificate in the UK (http://wtwcinemas.co.uk/bbfc.htm) and PG-13 in the US (http://www.filmratings.com/filmRatings_Cara/#/ratings/rules/). Reference to Nazis doesn't hold an automatic certificate.

My personal opinion is that subsim appears to be supporting drug use by its passivity, particularly given the strength of feeling shown by the number of negative comments on this thread.

Everyone appears to support the mod, it's the drug references that have annoyed people.

[Troublous_Haze]

Silent Hunter 3 - Going Postal Mod

[ryanwigginton]

whatever makes this DRUG seem 'friendly' or 'fun' or 'innocent' must be CLOSED IMMEDIATELLY !

do you see any fun here :
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8110/sideeffectsofchronicuse.png



I could post similar images for chronic use of alcohol and tobacco. Abuse of all drugs will often be detrimental to our health. Yet we are all quite willing to laugh at the stinking drunk. My question is, if the mod had been named 'Nazi Beer' would there have been less hysteria? I'm not a cocaine user, but I appreciate 'freedom of speech' and 'freedom of writing'. I also like to think there is no one stupid enough on this forum that because they see cocaine referenced in a mod title, they will immediately go out and become users. The idea is preposterous.

Personally, I respect that the moderators have defended what is clearly an attempt at humour and allowed this to stand.

[XTChrisTX]

2.0 "Dope" DEV build 001 is now released!

It's basically 1.0 "Crystal" (which is basically Alpha 0.11), except separated into modules. All future versions of Nazi Cocaine will have this modular structure. The only real differences are the title screens and videos.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?v5p65uds07uzgp5
http://www.4shared.com/archive/TfxOZia0/SH3RNC-2b001.html