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the_tyrant
07-29-11, 06:36 AM
Could the answer to our economic problems be in every man's pants?
One researcher, Tatu Westling from the University of Helsinki, took a long, hard look at this issue.
In his research paper comparing average penile length (erect) and GDP growth, Westling introduces the "male organ hypothesis", which states that "penises carry economic significance".
In the abstract he writes, "The size of the male organ is found to have an inverse U-shaped relationship with the level of GDP in 1985. It can alone explain over 15% of the variation in GDP. The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres [5.31 inches], and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres [6.30 inches]."
link:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/penis-size-gdp-study-chart_n_903793.html
Sounds like he's got his hand on it. Either that or it's a lod of balls.
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 08:18 AM
took a long, hard look at this issue.
:har:
frau kaleun
07-29-11, 08:29 AM
Eh. I doubt these findings will stand up in the long run.
I wonder if the researcher made a visit to Iceland?:hmmm: http://www.smh.com.au/travel/members-only-inside-the-worlds-only-penis-museum-20110726-1hy2s.html
I wonder if the researcher made a visit to Iceland?:hmmm: http://www.smh.com.au/travel/members-only-inside-the-worlds-only-penis-museum-20110726-1hy2s.html :haha:
Skybird
07-29-11, 09:06 AM
Does Male Organ Size Impact The Economy?
The shorter the girl's skirts, the more desperate the shape the economy is in, some stock market experts say.
Well. :D
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 09:06 AM
There seems to be some stiff resistance to these findings.
kraznyi_oktjabr
07-29-11, 09:17 AM
:doh: Where on earth he got funding for this study? From European Union?
Jimbuna
07-29-11, 11:16 AM
Will the facts stand up to stiff scrutiny?
kraznyi_oktjabr
07-29-11, 11:26 AM
There seems to be some stiff resistance to these findings.
Will the facts stand up to stiff scrutiny?
Independently from facts can we conclude that this study is full of stiff stuff?
:O:
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 11:28 AM
It's hard to understand.
Growler
07-29-11, 11:33 AM
All I know is, I'm tired of being shafted.
Armistead
07-29-11, 11:40 AM
I don't like discussing any issues regarding size. If somehow the economy is linked to size, no wonder I'm in trouble.
CaptainMattJ.
07-29-11, 11:46 AM
hes sure penetrated deep into such a tender topic.
frau kaleun
07-29-11, 12:22 PM
hes sure penetrated deep into such a tender topic.
Yes, quite a stroke of genius on his part.
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 12:26 PM
Got to get a grip on this.
frau kaleun
07-29-11, 12:29 PM
Got to get a grip on this.
Will that take one hand, or two? I need to plan next year's investments.
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 12:34 PM
Will that take one hand, or two? I need to plan next year's investments.
Depends on how cold it is in the pool. :oops:
http://healthyinfluence.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Seinfeld-Shrinkage.jpg
CaptainMattJ.
07-29-11, 01:03 PM
Depends on how cold it is in the pool. :oops:
http://healthyinfluence.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Seinfeld-Shrinkage.jpg
:har::har::har::har:
Seems like hes having a stroke of good luck.
Jimbuna
07-29-11, 01:07 PM
All I know is, I'm tired of being shafted.
Speak for yersel :o
frau kaleun
07-29-11, 01:10 PM
Speak for yersel :o
I believe the correct response is, "hush yo mouth" - after which Growler points out that he's jus' talkin' 'bout being shafted. :O:
Growler
07-29-11, 01:13 PM
I believe the correct response is, "hush yo mouth" - after which Growler points out that he's jus' talkin' 'bout being shafted. :O:
THANK YOU for playing along, darlin'.:D
nikimcbee
07-29-11, 01:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFop7lFDofw
nikimcbee
07-29-11, 01:18 PM
THANK YOU for playing along, darlin'.:D
You reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Lab7w_8Ks&NR=1
Jimbuna
07-29-11, 01:23 PM
There is one thing I'm certain of...tis a funnel not a tunnel :O:
AVGWarhawk
07-29-11, 02:22 PM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6013.jpg
Jimbuna
07-29-11, 03:10 PM
http://www.sky-net-eye.com/inline_image/8222-thumb-a-ride
Platapus
07-29-11, 07:00 PM
The size of the male organ does not affect the economy, but the number does.
Right now we have 535 limp dicks in congress "affecting" the economy. :shifty:
frau kaleun
07-29-11, 07:20 PM
The size of the male organ does not affect the economy, but the number does.
Right now we have 535 limp dicks in congress "affecting" the economy. :shifty:
Obligatory:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/J/3/obama-package-small.jpg
Stealhead
07-30-11, 12:15 AM
They don't them to be too large because it is just a bit uncomfortable.
The blokes on the hill need to pull the right knobs and levers to reduce the discomfort.
gimpy117
07-30-11, 12:32 AM
sorry guys! im ruining the economy!
Torplexed
07-30-11, 01:17 AM
Judging by the Seventies, putting a Dick in charge doesn't seem to help economic matters.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nixon.jpg
Jimbuna
07-30-11, 05:43 AM
LOL :DL
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