The LolBoot Thread

[frau kaleun]

cf: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1708282&postcount=228

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/20/4c9110a4-7953-42e4-a219-3d131f63189f.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/20/a48c6c62-985e-4d06-8e5c-c007cd0d59f8.jpg

PS. I know he's only Leutnant zur See...

[Penguin]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/3774/melonse.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/das-boot.jpg

"Deeper, chief, and twenty bucks says the new guy wets himself."

[HunterICX]

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/927/c8e000f3bdeb4979bdf7ec7.jpg

HunterICX

[frau kaleun]

How about a little blast from the past?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=1154

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/20/d43eb4b9-ac64-4518-8d9b-e133e0d5af8c.jpg

[mookiemookie]

http://imgur.com/YFVyJ.jpg

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2:


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/20/28f506cf-61de-4421-bad3-3ccad8ef7886.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4497/95ae3c12357b4618af90a77.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/20/0c8d0219-874e-4f82-b816-85feac518969.jpg

[Penguin]

since mookie started with it:

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4662/frenssen.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootCaptWerner.jpg

I was only joking when I said I slept with your mother!!

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6144/5959204805_cbdfb7fb8c_b.jpg

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Feuer Frei!]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t246/cosmicRambler/Misc/DasBoot.jpg

Wait, what? I thought this was a LolBoot thread, no?

[TLAM Strike]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2590/dasbooroll.jpg

[Morts]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2590/dasbooroll.jpg

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
Awesome !

[Jimbuna]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png
Her shower curtain should open any minute now!!

[papa_smurf]

:har: Made my morning:D

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/DasReboot.jpg

[danasan]

The Reboot is a nice one :haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/21/bd98b02c-4534-46c5-be59-7a8b634e1bb5.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2590/dasbooroll.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/21/dae34f80-3529-4e25-b71a-1c1f1dc580ea.jpg

[Subnuts]

http://i54.tinypic.com/240ywlk.jpg

[kiwi_2005]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t246/cosmicRambler/Misc/DasBoot.jpg

Wait, what? I thought this was a LolBoot thread, no?

:rock::rock:

[Onkel Neal]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4497/95ae3c12357b4618af90a77.jpg


OMG, this is the first time this scene has made my mind scream, "Don't stand so freaking close!" :o

[frau kaleun]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/21/416b6ba5-0a4a-4f70-87f4-5901bc318224.jpg

[Penguin]

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/1391/ignition2.jpg

[TarJak]

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-4afb3a147e439-Das+Boot+%281981%29.jpeg
In the cold light of day, perhaps it was a bad idea to spew on the Admiral's boots.

[frau kaleun]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/21/38d615f2-f678-487d-8b78-5fcd21896c5f.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/d/das-boot-1981--630-75.jpg
Your bunk or mine?

[Scape]

:up::up::har::har::har::har:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/i002397.jpg
http://www.germansteins.com/product_images/a/744/Das_Boot_T-shirt_-_Close2__61010_zoom.JPG

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/1-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/2-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/3-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/4-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/5.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/6.jpg

[Tinman764]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6006/5966860491_fa72314378_z.jpg

[mapuc]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/1-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/2-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/3-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/4-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/5.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/6.jpg


:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/dasbootalarmdrill.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Das-Boot-www_whysoblu_com_1.jpg

[joea]

Best thread on Subsim lately! :har::har::har:

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_0a.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_1.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_2.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_3.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_4.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_5.png

(to be continued)

[danasan]

Best thread on Subsim lately! :har::har::har:

+1 :har::har::har:

Who started this?

[Jimbuna]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/dasbootalarmdrill.jpg

Quick....fetch me my net!!

Have you seen the size of the balls on this?

[papa_smurf]

+1 :har::har::har:

Who started this?

You can thank Frau for this thread.

[papa_smurf]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootCaptWerner.jpg
I knew I should of not put Bernard in charge....

[TLAM Strike]

+1 :har::har::har:

Who started this?
*Raises hand in shame :oops:

I think it can be traced back to me...

:haha:

[danasan]

You can thank Frau for this thread.

Her?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e6_NiS2APzo/TPP1AUE58AI/AAAAAAAAAGU/U9FD371uQPE/s1600/LeaveBritneyAlone.jpg (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1703857&postcount=6451)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootCaptWerner.jpg
I bet they drink Carling Black Label!!

[Sailor Steve]

Her?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e6_NiS2APzo/TPP1AUE58AI/AAAAAAAAAGU/U9FD371uQPE/s1600/LeaveBritneyAlone.jpg (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1703857&postcount=6451)
No...HER!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Valkyrie-Arbo-L.jpg

[danasan]

I guess FK remembers the joke behind that, it was not even a week ago. So no pun :DL

[Onkel Neal]

*Raises hand in shame :oops:

I think it can be traced back to me...

:haha:

Link, link!

[Reece]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootThomsen.jpg
The next one who touches my ass gets it!

[TLAM Strike]

Link, link!
The link was posted in the 1st post of this thread FCOL!

I posted this:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1708280&postcount=227

then FK replied with this:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1708282&postcount=228

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootThomsen.jpg
The next one who touches my ass gets it!
Quite sure its the guy on the left who did it... :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Langnasen/UBoot-Konserven.jpg
What? Baked beans again? For heaven’s sake! We are supposed to be a submersible vessel, not a Zeppelin!

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_8.png

[Reece]

http://populistarthouse.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dasboot.jpg
Why me Lord, most men you made out of clay, mine you made out of sh!t.

[frau kaleun]

You can thank Frau for this thread.

*Raises hand in shame :oops:

I think it can be traced back to me...

:haha:

True and also true. I thought about starting a thread like this several times, but given how hard it was for me to find good quality, good-sized Das Boot screencaps for my own... er... private collection, I sort of figured it wouldn't get very far.

Then TLAM Strike posted that LolBoot in another thread (and yes that is the official name as of right now and I *am* taking credit for it) and it got me thinking about it again. When I started looking it seemed I found lots more good pics, prolly because of the Blu-ray coming out. (Let's hope that trend continues!)

So while I started the thread, it was TLAM Strike who motivated the effort to find something with which to start it. :yep:

I guess FK remembers the joke behind that, it was not even a week ago. So no pun :DL

I remember. A Valkyrie never forgets. :D

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6127/5968669672_60860490a1_b.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

The link was posted in the 1st post of this thread FCOL!

I posted this:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1708280&postcount=227

then FK replied with this:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1708282&postcount=228


Awesome!

[Jimbuna]

http://populistarthouse.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dasboot.jpg
Look at the size of that spider!!

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_9.png

[Reece]

http://www.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/das-boot.jpg
Boat Busters reporting for duty!!

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_010.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_10.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_11.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_12.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_13.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_14.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_15.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_16.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_18.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_19.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_20.png

[Jimbuna]

http://populistarthouse.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dasboot.jpg
That creaking noise is coming from someones bunk!!

[Penguin]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8427/dasboot06.jpg

[Schöneboom]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5026/dasloo.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/691/dasloo.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.moviemail-online.co.uk/images/large/Das-Boot2.jpg
They say you don't have an eel...show me?

[Penguin]

Das Bamba:

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8990/dasbamba.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6009/5971213089_95a968be21.jpg

:O:

[Tinman764]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6021/5971231261_e532e0b029_z.jpg

[frau kaleun]

^^ :haha:

That's gonna be a fun one to explain back at the post-patrol debriefing.

[Penguin]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8690/dreamdance.jpg

many men on the Boot dream of frau kaleun...:D

Sorry Frau, but I couldn't resist: :O:

[frau kaleun]

many men on the Boot dream of frau kaleun...:D

Sorry Frau, but I couldn't resist: :O:

:o


:rotfl2:

[Onkel Neal]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8690/dreamdance.jpg

many men on the Boot dream of frau kaleun...:D

Sorry Frau, but I couldn't resist: :O:

First the image of the guys standing too close, now this...I'm beginning to wonder about these guys... :o

[Reece]

http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/claustrophobic/005_Das_Boot.jpg
I dreamt we were in a U-boat Herr Kaleun!

[Jimbuna]

:dead::dead::dead:

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/Raiders-2.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i54.tinypic.com/240ywlk.jpg

:har::har:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6009/5971213089_95a968be21.jpg

:O:


:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/claustrophobic/005_Das_Boot.jpg
Look!...he's over on SubSim too!!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.sj-r.com/archive/x230669525/g12c00000000000000020815d1542f951e359b26213fc83b08 e5abd6ceb.jpg

This is a good place for a Stick-up!

http://www.drillspot.com/pimages/1605/160560_300.jpg

So strong it will even cover up the odor from this man's armpit at the deepest depths!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://photos26.flickr.com/36843272_046f85a6e1_m.jpg

[Betonov]

Das Bamba:

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8990/dasbamba.jpg

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::r otfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

This is so my FB profile picture from now on :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/775/4cba0dc15e73d67782000775/das-boot-poster.jpg
If you look carefully, you can see my house from here.

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/automotivator4.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ LOL :DL:yeah:

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_21.png

[danasan]

I hope I may?

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2540/lolboot21.jpg

[Tinman764]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6143/5974886785_ea3aaef082_z.jpg

[The Enigma]

I hope I may?

Feel free to use them.

[mapuc]

I must say, that this thread is very homoristic

[Jimbuna]

http://swoonworthy.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jurgen-prochnow-das-boot-5.jpg

You hear that?...Bernards got gas again!!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.80sreborn.com/images/das-boot-2.jpg

Put your ear up to the shell. You can hear the ocean.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://swoonworthy.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jurgen-prochnow-das-boot-5.jpg

You hear that?...Bernards got gas again!!
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootWerner3.jpg


Report confirmed Capt!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.germansteins.com/product_images/a/744/Das_Boot_T-shirt_-_Close2__61010_zoom.JPG

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/automotivator6.jpg

[Penguin]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/80/dasboot04.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6139/5975900964_10ed906ed7_z.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6013/5975339543_f7f1b07383_z.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6002/5975901068_230041ca7d_z.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/5975339625_59edd3ac1a_z.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6006/5975901208_441a93a6e7_z.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6030/5975901288_bf9503d239_z.jpg

[Reece]

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/das-boot.jpg?w=600&h=400
Spam, Eggs, and Spam!

[Sailor Steve]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/dasbootalarmdrill.jpg

Taraaaaaaak! Buna's stealin' yer pictures again!!

[frau kaleun]

HAY GUYZ we made the FRONT PAGE (http://www.subsim.com/index.php)! :woot:

[Jimbuna]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/dasbootalarmdrill.jpg

Taraaaaaaak! Buna's stealin' yer pictures again!!

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[Reece]

http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Das-Boot-www.whysoblu.com_1.jpg
Going down... Ladies shoes, underwear and cosmetics!

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6141/5976207012_01c916af25_b.jpg

[Schöneboom]

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8052/prost1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/prost1.jpg/)

[TLAM Strike]

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8052/prost1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/prost1.jpg/)

...and here I was wondering why they let a bunch of street bums in here...

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6001/5975874523_0b292433c0_z.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

This one is for FK...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3928/vlcsnap00021g.jpg
It's a long way to Tipperary,
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4706/vlcsnap00022ls.jpg
It's a long way to go.
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/462/vlcsnap00023i.jpg
It's a long way to Tipperary
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4593/vlcsnap00024w.jpg
To the sweetest girl I know!
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1058/vlcsnap00025s.jpg
Goodbye, Piccadilly,
Farewell, Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4518/vlcsnap00027q.jpg
?????
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/3378/vlcsnap00026.jpg
...I thought I heard singing sir...

[Gerald]

Great....and Frua without a cig, :D

[frau kaleun]

This one is for FK...
<snip>


:rock::D

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/automotivator.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

The first attempt as a Multiplayer SH/DW game didn't end so well for one side...
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7176/vlcsnap00028l.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7357/vlcsnap00031f.jpg
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1223/vlcsnap00032j.jpg
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9208/vlcsnap00041s.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3911/vlcsnap00043d.jpg
*WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP*
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7017/vlcsnap00039k.jpg
Seahawk 1 this is Bravo Command; Release on my command: drop, now, now, now!
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/161/vlcsnap00040j.jpg
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9886/vlcsnap00033.jpg
Damn it! DAMN IT!
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/323/vlcsnap00028.jpg
600 yards...
500 yards...
300 yards...
...
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8985/vlcsnap00037m.jpg
...torpedo has detonated...

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-6-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-7-1.jpg

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-2-3.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-3-4.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-8-1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg


It would seem that X really does mark the spot. We can all see it plainly here on our treasure map!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/image11/dasboot.jpg

KNOT FACTOR 13 MR. HANS OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!

http://www.jonathancrocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dasboot1.jpg

I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Right, that's it, I'm swapping PCs at work again so I can have photoshop back on :yep:

[danasan]

That Mexican scene is really awesome. In which edition is it? Is it on the blue ray?:D

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/automotivator7.jpg

[Penguin]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2097/dasboot1981image493539.jpg

The crew showed slight signs of disappointment, when they realized that the promised strippers turned out to be male.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/media/reviews/image/dosboottable.jpg

"Has anyone seen the cat?"
"Shut up and eat your chicken."

[frau kaleun]

*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*

Sticky alert! :woot:



http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6121/5978140217_a50b4288b5_z.jpg

"One more thing, Herr Kaleun. On my way here... some of the men... er..."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6017/5978140269_afae389349_z.jpg

"Yes, 1WO?"


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6121/5978140217_a50b4288b5_z.jpg

"An unbelievable incident. The men, they... well..."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6003/5978140305_c19a3c4641_z.jpg

"Just say it, man. They peed on you."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6007/5978698574_8c777cdd24_z.jpg

"Jawohl, Herr Kaleun."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6137/5978140443_15c3e873a3_z.jpg

"Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6121/5978140217_a50b4288b5_z.jpg

"But, Herr Kaleun..."


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6017/5978140269_afae389349_z.jpg

"Yes, 1WO?"


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6143/5978140483_c8f7aeffab_z.jpg

"I don't have a car, sir."

[AVGWarhawk]

http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/775/4cba0dc15e73d67782000775/das-boot-poster.jpg

Let me get this right. It's stick your left food in and shake it all about....

[danasan]

*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*

Sticky alert! :woot:

snip snip snip...

"Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO."


"But, Herr Kaleun..."


"Yes, 1WO?"


"I don't have a car, sir."


:har::har::har: That is why this really deserves a sticky!

[Jimbuna]

http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/775/4cba0dc15e73d67782000775/das-boot-poster.jpg

Do you ever get the feeling your being watched?

[frau kaleun]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-6-1.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Untitled-7-1.jpg

:har: :har: :har:

*wipes tears from eyes*

This is one of the best scroll-downs in the whole history of scrolling down. :rotfl2:

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_22.png

[Jimbuna]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8690/dreamdance.jpg
Your date has arrived Herr Kaleun

[Schöneboom]

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/3532/leutnant2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/827/leutnant2.jpg/)

[Reece]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jKzgD4pKhNk/TE-OYRUFRrI/AAAAAAAACQg/65o3W4pXFCE/s1600/das+boot+1.bmp
What does it mean to point index finger up?

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6148/5979729505_676505b6aa.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6015/5979729555_f640ac8e6d.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6122/5979729593_67b526a914.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6024/5980288086_da36b06f8d.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_010.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_10.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_11.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_12.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_13.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_14.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_15.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_16.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_18.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_19.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_20.png

What movie are these from? :hmmm:

[danasan]

Taken from U - 900 (http://wwws.warnerbros.de/u900/)

I don't know if it made it to an English version? It is not on the list (http://www.submarinesailor.com/history/Trivia/MovieBoats.htm).

[JU_88]

What movie are these from? :hmmm:

U-900, a recent German Comedy / Uboat spoof movie :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlyGy1hBTJI&feature=related

[frau kaleun]

Yeah, that's the one I wanted but I can't find it with English subtitles, don't think it's ever been released that way. :wah:

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/d/das-boot-1981--630-75.jpg
You left your panties in my bunk last night you naughty boy!!

[The Enigma]

What movie are these from? :hmmm:


Taken from U - 900 (http://wwws.warnerbros.de/u900/)

I don't know if it made it to an English version? It is not on the list (http://www.submarinesailor.com/history/Trivia/MovieBoats.htm).

Indeed, they are taken from U-900.
Haven't seen the movie yet, only the trailer (and that's were the images are taken from).
Critics say it's a very poor movie.

[Reece]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2De9hxSIe6Q/0.jpg
But I had a bath last month!

[Jimbuna]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2De9hxSIe6Q/0.jpg
Don't dare go near my rear tube!!

[danasan]

Indeed, they are taken from U-900.
Haven't seen the movie yet, only the trailer (and that's were the images are taken from).
Critics say it's a very poor movie.

That is why I asked if there was an English version... Even the blueray is German only

I would call it a persiflage on Das Boot

[Reece]

http://www.filmcritic.com/assets_c/2011/06/dasboot1-cropped-proto-filmcritic_reviews___entry_default.jpg
More beans Mr Taggart!?

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2De9hxSIe6Q/0.jpg

I kind of like this mosh pit thing. Do you think it will catch on?

[Herr-Berbunch]

If that's the route we're taking it -

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6007/5978698574_8c777cdd24_z.jpg

Candygram for Mungo, Candygram for Mungo!

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6017/5978140269_afae389349_z.jpg

Mungo like Candy!


I did put something in the book/film thread about U-900 a while ago, but nobody seemed to see it.

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_23.png

[Jimbuna]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_23.png
Can somebody perform a rollback, the scene.dat file is acting up again?

[floundericiousWA]

"FIRE ZE STERN TUBE!"
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2De9hxSIe6Q/0.jpg
"NOOOOOO!"

[frau kaleun]

Can somebody perform a rollback, the scene.dat file is acting up again?

:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.fernbyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/das-boot-splash2.jpg
Crikey!...there's enough gasses coming of them batteries without you adding to them!

[Sailor Steve]

Yeah, that's the one I wanted but I can't find it with English subtitles, don't think it's ever been released that way. :wah:
I looked and came to the same conclusion. Sad, because I would like to have a copy.

I looked on IMDB and noticed that Roenberg, the famous captain that Schroeder is impersonating, is played by Jan Fedder, who was Pilgrim in Das Boot. Also the radioman is played by Dustin Semmelrogge, son of Das Boot's IIWO, Martin Semmelrogge.

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_24.png

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_25.png

[August]

"I start to feel all cooped up in these U-Boats; I had a bad experience once."

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Beerfest/006BFT_Jurgen_Prochnowr_003.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQ6n8QOUokE/0.jpg

We need more tequila and salt!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg
Which one of you bastids smeared superglue on the engine casing!! ?

[AVGWarhawk]

:haha:

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/dasbus.jpg

[frau kaleun]

:har:

[Schöneboom]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8521/suspicion.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/215/suspicion.jpg/)

[JU_88]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/BathTub_3.jpg

[frau kaleun]

@Schöneboom: :haha: :rock:

@JU_88: hmmm... very nice... love the duck... but seems like there's something missing, something that really ought to be in that tub... oh wait I know, it's me! :D

[Sailor Steve]

@Schöneboom: :haha: :rock:
Absolutely agreed! :rotfl2:




http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg

The Chief says they run better if we push them apart.

Tomorrow we're going on a snipe hunt.

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6125/5983542446_61bacffdc3_b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7783/dasboot587491600x1200.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/dasboot587491600x1200.jpg/)

Would you like the next dance?

[TarJak]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg
Cheif, I don't see no golden rivet down here!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg
Just like the slots in Vegas they said!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg
Now I know what they meant as I came aboard and someone called out "grease monkey"!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/45215.jpg

This instructions said: Gas Mark 6, 200ºC/400ºF for 35 minutes - surely it's ready by now?

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.poffysmoviemania.com/DasBoot_caption.JPG

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/04.03.97/gifs/das-boot-9714.jpg

Fellas, I don't think the 1x time compression activated when we are near land!


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoHqc0_-kIJpXoRQj_F7VYV8u6f4ErUMd3XV3ylnvNWvqgslFO

Why would you think that Hans? What is that banging noise outside on the hull?

[AVGWarhawk]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg

So these mountain oysters are not from the Kiel Canal, where do the come from?!?!?!?!

[Jimbuna]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg
Looking at all these lemons reminds me why the crew are so bitter!!

[frau kaleun]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg

"A tip? Are you insane? My soup was cold and the service was lousy!"

[Jimbuna]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg

"A tip? Are you insane? My soup was cold and the service was lousy!"

^ good one :up:

A very old one....

"Waiter"

"Yes Sir"

"What's that fly doing in my soup"?

"Looks like breaststroke Sir"

[frau kaleun]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQ6n8QOUokE/0.jpg

"Okay guys, clear the table... IT'S BODY SHOT TIME!! :woot: "

[Jimbuna]

http://www.zamyatin.co.uk/pics/uboat.jpg
Just who was in charge of navigation last night!!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.zamyatin.co.uk/pics/uboat.jpg

Dear Mutter,
The war is going well. We have been provided living quarters overlooking the water. The waterfront parcel of land is surrounded by fencing that reminds me of home. There is a lovely deck excellent for basking in the sun. However, the exterior could use a coat of paint and some welding in a few spots.

Yours,
Hans

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6030/5985346995_5ccc843b8b_b.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/5985907882_d53d539fa3_b.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6148/5985347093_02d085fc1d_b.jpg

[Dowly]

^ Haha, good one! :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

*googles 'LolBoot'*

NO, stoopid Google, I did NOT mean LolBot. :stare:

Anyway, we come up second. :O:

But the LolBots are still kicking our Boots in the Image search. :wah:

[Schöneboom]

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/1192/bootangst1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/bootangst1.jpg/)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

Game over man...game over.....

[Jimbuna]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg
You dirty bastid!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9649/dashboot.jpg

Get my agent... Dash boot? Dash boot? Surely shum mishtake!

[Jimbuna]

Nice one :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__EPsbJeP0RU/TUhAj_C2yuI/AAAAAAAAAK8/gVMIjGxZA5o/s1600/das-boot-5.png

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__EPsbJeP0RU/TUhAj_C2yuI/AAAAAAAAAK8/gVMIjGxZA5o/s1600/das-boot-5.png

Smile when the man says 'cheese'

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootCaptWerner.jpg

Never ... drinking ... in Jim's ... club ... again!

[Subnuts]

"Don't mention Dune again!"
http://i51.tinypic.com/p291z.jpg

"Wow! It's like I really AM walking in Memphis!"
http://i56.tinypic.com/1zfl6yf.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5986390584_299180a192_b.jpg

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5776/bootthomsen1.gif
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8316/bootthomsen2.gif
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6865/bootthomsen3.gif
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4364/beerfestdasboot.jpg

[Reece]

http://das-boot.webs.com/photos/Das-Boot-Uncut-Versio/DasBoot%2000073.jpg
Hmm, I think I know who the Kaptain is dating tonight!

[Rhodes]

Ehehehehhe, loved the Dune one! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

http://i56.tinypic.com/1zfl6yf.jpg
It's the lolcats...they've found us!!

[danasan]

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/01.jpg

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/03.jpg

LI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/05.jpg

Jawoll, Herr Kaleu!

What's up here, LI? Take yourself a look...

Jawoll, Herr Kaleu!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/04.jpg

That's strange Herr Kaleu... All that blur, no 3D waves, all these artefacts, problems with the horizon again, 18 FPS only - and no colour at all. But the smoke looks pretty good. I told Bernard to check for all available updated drivers yesterday in port.

Bernhard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/06.jpg

Jawoll, Herr Kaleu!

Bernard, what's that mess here? And no colours at all!

That's some strange behaviour, Herr Kaleu! I installed the latest Catalyst yesterday in Wilhelmshaven. They promised me that will give you all the details you wanted and + 20 FPS even with when particles set to 100%

Catalyst you said? Dude...wait

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/07.jpg

Look at the manual: All the Type VII have still the AGP 8x port and use NVIDIA GPU only, that means, you need some nvidia geforce or forceware drivers.
The type IX have got the PCI Express x16 port and use ATI GPU only. You need the Catalyst there.
We expect the Type XXI to be able to CROSSFIRE with two or more GPUs, that will be GRAPHICS!
I do hope you have the System Restore Function activated? Idiot!

Jawoll Herr Kaleu!!!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/08.jpg

Bernard, Achtung! Switch to last known as running system configuration - Now!

Jawohl Herr Kaleu!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd497/danasan64/BW%20portraits/lolboat/09.jpg

Ah, that's much better now. Bernard go outside so we can check all the settings again.

Jawohl, Herr Kaleu!

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eanjns/flotilla/LolBoot_20.png

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

That image... Frau and Balz together... can't get out of mind!

[Jimbuna]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

When the Kaleun ordered me to grease the eel I never imagined it would be like this!!

[AVGWarhawk]

:har:

Good one Jim!

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/LolBoot_26.png

[Jimbuna]

:har:

Good one Jim!

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

Never going near the aft tube again!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.movie-film-review.com/files/images/filmimages/das-boot.jpg

See to it this thread gets nominated for an award!

[Jimbuna]

See to it this thread gets nominated for an award!

Just done it :yep:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://generationfilm.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/das-boot.jpg?w=426&h=232

"I don't sink a lot ships but when I do, I prefer the T III (G7e) Torpedo. Be more aggessive my friend!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

Kaluen Grylls made me drink my own...

[Betonov]

http://generationfilm.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/das-boot.jpg?w=426&h=232

I got Betonov's frontal picture from Facebook, I'll show it to you for 200 Reichsmark

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://generationfilm.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/das-boot.jpg?w=426&h=232

I got Betonov's (not full) frontal picture from Facebook, I'll show you before and after shaving, but don't eat first.

:har:

[Gerald]

:har:^

[Jimbuna]

http://generationfilm.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/das-boot.jpg?w=426&h=232

I got Betonov's frontal picture from Facebook, I'll show it to you for 200 Reichsmark


The reply..."That is impossible Herr Kaleun because you haven't gone blind".

[Betonov]

OK people, break it up, nothing more to see here :DL

[Subnuts]

This is my sex face.
http://i51.tinypic.com/p291z.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg
And this is mine!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/ermy-01.jpg

"Let me see your war face!"

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg


"That's not a war face!"

"This is a war face, Hans!"

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/12/war_face-6.jpg

[frau kaleun]

This is my sex face.



It's true. I make him wear the hat. :O:

[Jimbuna]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

OMG I've just seen Betonov!!

[Almost_Saint]

Excellently! :DL

[frau kaleun]

Haven't seen you before, Almost_Saint, welcome aboard! :salute:

And now on with the festivities...


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/29/085915bf-09cf-41f5-a394-1a67ea818f36.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6017/5989077342_a0da3f1013_z.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/29/6e5b16ae-bb34-4d20-9021-a2bda145e9a2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6004/5989232206_909d78c6f7_b.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6139/5988681945_7582cc5f54_b.jpg

[Subnuts]

The eyes. Chicks dig the eyes.
http://i54.tinypic.com/30ttcea.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6134/5988817645_eb58a775bb_b.jpg

[Gerald]

Haven't seen you before, Almost_Saint, welcome aboard! :salute:

And now on with the festivities...


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/29/085915bf-09cf-41f5-a394-1a67ea818f36.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6017/5989077342_a0da3f1013_z.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/29/6e5b16ae-bb34-4d20-9021-a2bda145e9a2.jpg :har:

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6147/5989454132_9cba8d2855_b.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6011/5988980535_d472dfb1b2_b.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6011/5988980535_d472dfb1b2_b.jpg

He always dies... :O:

Except in Wing Commander :hmmm:

Ok he always dies in good movies...

[Sailor Steve]

He always dies... :O:
Hey, it's a living. :D

[frau kaleun]

He always dies... :O:

Except in Wing Commander :hmmm:

Ok he always dies in good movies...

But he also dies in Dune. :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

@Subnuts:

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6127/5989922996_bda8e37e65_b.jpg

:rock:

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6013/5989491091_1fa7647577_z.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6009/5989478613_6a6748c93d_z.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6004/5989478659_1c62cf97a2_z.jpg

[Paul Riley]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6013/5989491091_1fa7647577_z.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6009/5989478613_6a6748c93d_z.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6004/5989478659_1c62cf97a2_z.jpg

Who is the bird at the bottom? :DL

[frau kaleun]

@Paul: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rebecca-black-friday


And on we go...

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6025/5990194318_22899a16b4_z.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://henninghamfamilypress.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Das-Boot.jpg

Can you tell us where we are...we appear to be lost?

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6144/5990648059_2e1e03942c_b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ Excellent :DL

[frau kaleun]

^ Excellent :DL

Danke, mein Herr! :DL

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6141/5991308504_a9f38c9911_z.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6134/5991558050_a57b5a20cf_z.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5991178391_fef7f47062_b.jpg

[Gerald]

^:haha:

[frau kaleun]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6002/5991422117_a3a2c0efa5_b.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6138/5991422159_49b2516da1_b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5991178391_fef7f47062_b.jpg

Even better :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

Even better :yeah:

Aaaaand I just discovered that I can take screenshots of the DVD playing on this computer. (Couldn't do that with the setup I had before, I don't know why, but it just never worked.)

But I suspect my days of searching endlessly online for that perfect still image are over. :D

[Schöneboom]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5239/orangesc.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/orangesc.jpg/)

[Subnuts]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5991178391_fef7f47062_b.jpg
Rolf suddenly didn't like being called "Seehund" any more.

[frau kaleun]

@Schöneboom & Subnuts: :rotfl2:

[Platapus]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5991178391_fef7f47062_b.jpg

Looks down

Hecht

sigh

:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/5991178391_fef7f47062_b.jpg
*looks down*

If only I could see something I might know what I was looking for!

[Reece]

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb341/nibormediaforum/dasboot1981directorscut-2.jpg
Gee I'm lonely, anyone want to share my bed!

[Jimbuna]

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb341/nibormediaforum/dasboot1981directorscut-2.jpg
Who's turn is it for the bottom bunk tonight?

[TLAM Strike]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2650/vlcsnap00032q.jpg
The next one who says 'may the force be with you' is going to swim home, is that clear?

[frau kaleun]

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/1262/outloud.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2617/wizard1h.jpg
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9365/wizard2g.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/6770/wizard3.jpg
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6281/wizard4.jpg