The LolBoot Thread

[Subnuts]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG
"Whoever said that real men don't wear plaid, report to the control room immediately."

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg
Karaoke? Karaoke? Dönitz has a lot to answer for! The men, nor I, will ever do that!

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG
Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath,
Round about on Saturday night...

[Jimbuna]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cs8jl0.jpg
So how old is this Sailor Steve guy?

I mean, look at his birth certificate....it's written on parchment!!

:O:

[Torplexed]

http://pyxis.homestead.com/MirandaKerrOnScope.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cs8jl0.jpg
So how old is this Sailor Steve guy?

I mean, look at his birth certificate....it's written on parchment!!

:O:


:har::har::har::har:

That is just funny!

[Jimbuna]

:har::har::har::har:

That is just funny!

I don't think he's noticed Chris :DL

[Subnuts]

http://i39.tinypic.com/311qvs3.jpg
"Careful now, we can't have him lose too much ketchup!"

http://i39.tinypic.com/qp59qa.jpg
"You two better not have been talking about Dune!"

[Jimbuna]

http://i39.tinypic.com/qp59qa.jpg
Will you both hurry up...I'm dying to take a crap!!

[Sailor Steve]

"Careful now, we can't have him lose too much ketchup!
That's not ketchup. It's corn starch with red dye added. Don't you ever watch Dexter?

Great caption, by the way. :rock:

Yours too, Jim. :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

That's not ketchup. It's corn starch with red dye added. Don't you ever watch Dexter?

Great caption, by the way. :rock:

Yours too, Jim. :sunny:

Didn't you notice #503 and 505? :-?

[Rhodes]

http://i39.tinypic.com/qp59qa.jpg
"You two better not have been talking about Dune!"
:D

Wasn't Dune after this? :hmmm: Even in film time?

[Sailor Steve]

Didn't you notice #503 and 505? :-?
Yes. I couldn't think of anything witty to reply with so I ignored them.

[Jimbuna]

Yes. I couldn't think of anything witty to reply with so I ignored them.

Really!! :o

:smug::sunny:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg/)


Which imbecile moved the gang plank!!

[TarJak]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg
Jimbuna! Bring back my rum bottle!

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg/)
I DEMAND A NEWER BOAT TYPE!!

[frau kaleun]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

"GEHIIIIIIIIRNE!!!!!"

[AVGWarhawk]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg


BEEERRRRNNNAAAARRRDDDDD, what did I say about leaving your skateboard laying around?

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg


BEEERRRRNNNAAAARRRDDDDD, I SAID REVERSE INTO THE PEN NOT THE QUAYSIDE!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

That Ferret ish mee beshtesht mate, he'sh f,f,f,f,f,frickin' shpecial. More, hic!, Finandia Chief! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Penguin]

"GEHIIIIIIIIRNE!!!!!"

[wise guy mode]
While "Gehirne" is the correct plural, our movie zombies only moan: "Gehirn!" - American zombies are much more greedy! :|\\


related:
http://i39.tinypic.com/311qvs3.jpg
Oh, why did this smartass try to correct Frau Kaleun?

[Tinman764]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

France got liberated while we were away?? Who knew!

[frau kaleun]

[wise guy mode]
While "Gehirne" is the correct plural, our movie zombies only moan: "Gehirn!" - American zombies are much more greedy! :|\\



http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

"I knew I shouldn't have trusted Wiktionary!"

[Betonov]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

Don't trust Facebook, british food, Nikimcbee and trust or you'll end up like me

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg

I CALLED 'HEADS'...NOT 'TAILS'!!

[nikimcbee]

Don't trust Facebook, british food, Nikimcbee and trust or you'll end up like me



Be-ton-ooooov!

Nu! Po-go-Di!
http://forum.bgu.co.il/uploads/profile/photo-28176.gif

[nikimcbee]

Spotted dick, they gotz it.
http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/8539/1668539,MRum1fCz2O6_eLuS_9LWpLPsl+_dc+gypBT4ClHIYR t9ZEwXEe31qttud9BRVgNplv_XwzAXoMyxpQbAiMFTSQ==.jpg

[Betonov]

Be-ton-ooooov!

Nu! Po-go-Di!
http://forum.bgu.co.il/uploads/profile/photo-28176.gif

Awww bloody hell, that looks familliar :DL
Some childhood memories :DL

[Subnuts]

Oh, thanks a lot guys, making the shortest guy on the boat do this. :rolleyes:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/3812714729_e03764c4bb_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/3812714729/)

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134016.jpg
Kaleun: Again flirting with the engine, Johann??
Johann: grrrrr... The precious is mine!. She' s mine!!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134016.jpg
My bunk 22:00...or else!!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134016.jpg


Johann, you off your meth again?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134016.jpg
Trick or treat big boy!!

[AndytotheD]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134016.jpg
How about I put a "torpedo" into your stern tube?
http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg

[mapuc]

:har::har::har::har:

[AVGWarhawk]

That is just funny Andy! :har::har::har::har:

Hands down the funnest in the thread IMO!

[AndytotheD]

really? I thought I'd gone to far

[Sailor Steve]

My opinion: It's great, but funniest in the thread? No, but close. As for going too far, you'll be told if you cross any lines. Trust me on this.

[frau kaleun]

As for going too far, you'll be told if you cross any lines. Trust me on this.

True.

And if *that* post crossed the line, then the rest of this thread has already beaten up the guy who drew it and is currently smoking one of his best cigars after making sweet passionate love to his wife. :haha:

[Subnuts]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1106/4610952583_c4826b2ea4_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/actioneline84/4610952583/)
Wolfgang Petersen: "Okay, I'm going to ask each and every one of you to keep thinking positive thoughts until we're finished with this scene!"

[frau kaleun]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

"Choo choo train... check. Roller skates... check. New bicycle... check. Absolutely NO socks or underwear... check. Well, unless you guys have any other requests, I think our letter to Santa is ready to go!"

[Jimbuna]

:har:

[Subnuts]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wnu2qf.jpg
It's a...Big-Lipped Alligator Moment!

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg
Captain: Hey, this plan is wrong! It shows us with a schnorchel, and we're not supposed to get one of those until 1944.
Chief: Can't you Subsim nerds just enjoy a movie for once?
IWO: Hey, did we have that lamp there in real life?
IIWO: Schnorchel? What is a schnorchel?

[Jimbuna]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg
That's why we've sunk nothing.....we're in the Atlantic and some fool has enabled the Indian Ocean campaign files mod!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

Luckily the patrol continued through Movember.

[frau kaleun]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg

I found the problem, Herr Kaleun. Looks like someone embedded the O-Messe lightmap in our Type VII CR.dat.

[Jimbuna]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg

So it is true...Kilroy was here!!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg

“Borders are scratched across the hearts of men, by strangers with a calm, judicial pen, and when the borders bleed we watch with dread the lines of ink along the map turn red”

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg



"Now when I was a little chap I had a passion for maps. I would look for hours at South America, or Africa, or Australia, and lose myself in all the glories of exploration. At that time there were many blank spaces on the earth, and when I saw one that looked particularly inviting on a map (but they all look that) I would put my finger on it and say, 'When I grow up I will go there.' […] But there was one yet – the biggest, the most blank, so to speak – that I had a hankering after."

The Atlantic!

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134017.jpg
YUK! He didn't wash his hands after being at the loo.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134017.jpg
If his nickname is accurate I'd better wash afterwards!!

[frau kaleun]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134017.jpg

"Before we begin, Herr Kaleun, I feel it's only fair to tell you that back at school I was Thumb Wars champion three years running."

[Subnuts]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134017.jpg
Captain of the Weser: Our hobos of the deep!
First Watch Officer: Heroes of the deep.
Captain of the Weser: Whatever.

[PapaKilo]

ME destroys this thread with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT8YDtDeGB0 :|\\

[Jimbuna]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4752/239e859729a720b0604d638.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/239e859729a720b0604d638.jpg/)

I will never ever ever try one of Bunas Vindaloo curries again!!

[PapaKilo]

Wonder what Jim is up to at these ruins :DL

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134017.jpg
[Thomsen:] he he... the glue at the Kaluen's hand will surely give us a big laugh

[PapaKilo]

You don't even know who was Thomsen right ? :)

[joegrundman]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3871/broshake.png

[PapaKilo]

Sadly, most of these frame associations doesn't even worth a single LOL :)

[joegrundman]

why don't you show us how it's done?

[PapaKilo]

why don't you show us how it's done?

I'm not a pitty clown to do such things, sorry :)

[PapaKilo]

To be straight with everyone of you I must say this:

It's deeply doleful to watch how you working your ass out to make fun of

most precious legendary movie of U-boat warfare ever made.

:down:

[Betonov]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134017.jpg

-The Royal Navy is congratulating you for sinking one of their own. They sent a crate of fine oriental food, best wine, free passes for Indian brothels and a ''no depth charge attack'' for a week reward
-Really ?? What was the name of that ship
-The PapaKilo mein Herr

[PapaKilo]

Is it the time to laugh ?

[Sailor Steve]

There are threads I can't see the point too either. I have come up with a novel solution: I don't read them! :sunny:

[PapaKilo]

There are threads I can't see the point too either. I have come up with a novel solution: I don't read them! :sunny:

Well spoted Steve, and the most wise wayout I suppose.. but unfortunately I can't overcome myself not to see things that are below my value limits.

Is this a trolling already ? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Is this a trolling already ? :hmmm:
In my opinion, yes, but that's just my opinion.

[PapaKilo]

In my opinion, yes, but that's just my opinion.

In your opinion Yes, in mine - No, so how should we find a way, so both sides would be happy ? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

In your opinion Yes, in mine - No, so how should we find a way, so both sides would be happy ? :hmmm:
I stated my opinion. Nothing else I can do but ignore your posts in this matter.

[PapaKilo]

I stated my opinion. Nothing else I can do but ignore your posts in this matter.

Wise choise mister, wise choice. I think I'll do the same way :)

[Penguin]

http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/d/das-boot-1981--630-75.jpg
Do you remember the times when trolls were mildly amusing and had humor?
Yes, we call it the pre-PapaKilo era!

[Hottentot]

Penguin, you're better than that.

[Jimbuna]

Indeed...and as I have pointed out earlier elsewhere 'moderation is ongoing throughout the community'.

[Penguin]

you're hopefully right, I'll stay away from feeding the trolls :smug:

[PapaKilo]

you're hopefully right, I'll stay away from feeding the trolls :smug:

Fine gestures and nothing more, but you as much troll as me dude :)

[Hottentot]

you're hopefully right, I'll stay away from feeding the trolls :smug:

Troll? What troll? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html)

Sorry, ending offtopic here.

[PapaKilo]

More like a chain reaction to me, that can not be stoped without blood splat :)

IN RL this would be sorted like men do :D

[mapuc]

In your opinion Yes, in mine - No, so how should we find a way, so both sides would be happy ? :hmmm:

Sir, in General Topics there's a tast for almost everyone
There are thread that you like and post argumentation for or against in those thread.
Then there are those that you either don't like or do not have any knowledge about the issue in that thread or have a very little knowledge.

If there are thread that you don't like, that's okey, we all have different taste.

Is it okey to say what's in your heart about things here?

Offcourse it is, but sometimes it can be to much of it.

Regards
Markus

[PapaKilo]

Sir, in General Topics there's a tast for almost everyone
There are thread that you like and post argumentation for or against in those thread.
Then there are those that you either don't like or do not have any knowledge about the issue in that thread or have a very little knowledge.

If there are thread that you don't like, that's okey, we all have different taste.

Is it okey to say what's in your heart about things here?

Offcourse it is, but sometimes it can be to much of it.

Regards
Markus


I appreciate your reply. My heart often becomes so BIG that I cannot hold it inside, so I have to speak what I think. I call it - HONESTY.
However it is common for introverts with extrovert flashes from time to time :)

[Subnuts]

http://i39.tinypic.com/242dgky.jpg
This is where Frau Kaleun lays a wreath every year on Christmas Eve.

[Sailor Steve]

^ ^ ^

Oh, that's good. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg/)

"Nein, nein, FK! Not the lilacs... I'M ALLERGIC!!!"

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg/)

My last transmission included the term 'Milch Cow'....but I wasn't asking you top greet me with an urn full!!

[Subnuts]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg
"Hey, check out what I found on this plan!"

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lked1v.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg
"Hey, look, you can see my house on here!!"

[PapaKilo]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5145/001df7ecmedium.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/440/001df7ecmedium.jpg/)

Hmm.. The naval porn freq. channel should be around there somewhere

[PapaKilo]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8206/001df7e9medium.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/685/001df7e9medium.jpg/)

Btw, Did you took my chocolate medal champ ? The one that I got from captain for flaking two seaguls yesterday ?

[nikimcbee]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/229/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/91rgtsdhylaa1500.jpg/)

Who dented my conning tower! The Frau has been driving the u-boat to work again!



http://geeknightout.net/in/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kirk-khan-shout.jpg

Fraaaauuuuu!

[PapaKilo]

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6566/001df7e8medium.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/851/001df7e8medium.jpg/)

Thinking: Yeaaaah.. Few more hours of duty and I will have another moment with our submergable rubber woman

[PapaKilo]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3140/292078d1275749646robert.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/716/292078d1275749646robert.jpg/)

Cap, do you think submarines are safer than airplanes ?

Captain: I think in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

[PapaKilo]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8027/imagescawhfqog.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/190/imagescawhfqog.jpg/)

You know I'm a submarine officer right ?

Oh, you mean those hard and long and full of seaman machines ?

[PapaKilo]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3510/imagescags1eic.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/imagescags1eic.jpg/)

"Attention all mushroom fighters on board! Announcing the start of a close combat food fight training!"

Hehe, I'm almost invisible with this super duper helmet

[CCIP]

1941...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db01.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db02.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db04.jpg

2011...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db01.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db03.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/myspb2006/db05.jpg

VERDAMMT BUDGET CUTS!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ :har:

That's one of those so true it's funny ones! :wah: :har: :wah: :har:

[vienna]

http://i39.tinypic.com/19xxy9.jpg


"Look, I know it's got to be right! I downloaded it from Subsim!...

[Subnuts]

http://i44.tinypic.com/33z6veh.jpg
"What is this? Back to the Enemy Belol thread with you!"

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134007.jpg

Let me think...
Those are steering wheels, aren't they?

[Jimbuna]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6044/5898563102_35b62ee045.jpg
Herr Kaleun...I think we've run aground!!

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134019.jpg
We desperately need some sleep...
When will the party upstairs finally be over....
http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134000.jpg
[singing]
Let's have a party....

[USS Drum]

Psssst... Hey did you get me that new XXI boat I wanted for Christmas?
http://filmframe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/das-boot1.jpg

Maybe but no peeking.

[The Enigma]

Peek a boo Herr Kaleun
Your Christmas present

http://www.heiszwolf.com/subs/toys/nikko02.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134003.jpg
Manner,
after 6 months of filling in requests, we finally received approval for switching our underwear.

So let's get started,
Fritz, switches with Heinz, Ludwig switches with Johann, and so on.
Merry Christmas to all!

[frau kaleun]

Manner,
after 6 months of filling in requests, we finally received approval for switching our underwear.

So let's get started,
Fritz, switches with Heinz, Ludwig switches with Johann, and so on.



:har: :rock:

[andypandy1996]

http://i44.tinypic.com/10oqyk7.jpg

Alright why is my birthday cake on the ceiling?

[nikimcbee]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134000.jpg

Okay, who let Reece on the boat?

[Jimbuna]

^ :har:

[The Enigma]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8zhn8sII/AAAAAAAANJs/oyp_GrxrSNQ/s1600/PDVD_018.JPG
Scheisse...

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8zhn8sII/AAAAAAAANJs/oyp_GrxrSNQ/s1600/PDVD_018.JPG
That had better be chocolate cake!!

[The Enigma]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8phn8sGI/AAAAAAAANJc/EPuR1_dBxcw/s1600/PDVD_026.JPG
Kaleun, an urgent message from BDU!!
They want their cherries back.

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8phn8sGI/AAAAAAAANJc/EPuR1_dBxcw/s1600/PDVD_026.JPG
Don't forget guys...Bernard made the custard!!

[USS Drum]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/thumb310/00134007.jpg
"OK, who turned this valve?!?!"

"Herr Kaluen why does it matter if I turned it or not nothing seems to be different?"

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6044/5898563102_35b62ee045.jpg

"BERNARD!!!!!!"

[PapaKilo]

First they worship this movie as an epic, makes and use sound mods from this movie, but when they get bored they start to make fun of it the worst way possible. Shame on you ALL!!! Show some respect to the best movie of all times about ww2 u-boat warfare! TRAITORS!

[Herr-Berbunch]

If you can't take the piss out of something you love, then you shouldn't take it out of anything! :yep:

[PapaKilo]

If you can't take the piss out of something you love, then you shouldn't take it out of anything! :yep:

I guess your girlfriend\wife also likes this special mindflow of yours =]

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/61/custardo.jpg

[Webster]

I guess your girlfriend\wife also likes this special mindflow of yours =]

why do you constantly choose to go way farther then you should?

continue at your own peril :stare:

[PapaKilo]

Hey Webster, is this your turn now to issue me an infraction ? :haha:

Couldn't be more proud with the list I already have of them :shucks:

[danasan]

Give him a +1000 post count, maybe he'll be satisfied and stops then http://www.audi-tt.ru/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/facepalm.gif

[Webster]

Hey Webster, is this your turn now to issue me an infraction ? :haha:

Couldn't be more proud with the list I already have of them :shucks:

then by your own admission you are here only to stir up trouble and have no intention of following the rules. :nope:

well just dont start crying when you reap what you sow :yep:

[PapaKilo]

then by your own admission you are here only to stir up trouble and have no intention of following the rules. :nope:

well just dont start crying when you reap what you sow :yep:

Usually it's the rules who do not follow me, but others has their own

interpretations :shucks: I already used to take it as it is, why don't you try =]

[The Enigma]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU9FBn8sSI/AAAAAAAANK8/JvMVzqifSUU/s1600/PDVD_008.JPG

Let's all wave goodbye to....
PapaKilo

[PapaKilo]

You ban me, There will be others, I can promise you that =]

For some members this tone should be familiar =]

[Sailor Steve]

There have been many others. Most of them are gone now, for good.

[PapaKilo]

There have been many others. Most of them are gone now, for good.

You would be surprised some of them NOT :haha:

Go ahead ban me. You will know when I come back =]

P.S. I assume you have no clue to who you're talking now =]

Long long time ago I used to saythis phrase : "Nobody will stop me from visiting places I'm addicted to... =]"

[PapaKilo]

content removed,

[Jimbuna]

Enough already.....

You've had many warnings and words of advice as well as asking you to conform to the rules and requirements as required by the forum owner.

I'm saddened your the first person I've ever brigged but you have crossed the line on too many counts.

Take the time off to reflect on your actions.

Should you be allowed back is now down to the forum owner.

[Takeda Shingen]

Hahahahahaaha. Wow, even the fist-shaking and 'you'll get yours' on the way out. We need to find you a much more serious hobby to match your delusions of grandeur. You're no special snowflake.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well at least he wasn't like that paedophile or selling wow gold, but it is nice to have calm waters :D

Best thing we can do now is to carry on filling this thread with boots of lol. :up:

[Takeda Shingen]

Pro lolboot post with a rehash of my favorite from the thread. (a la frau kaleun)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6144/5959204805_cbdfb7fb8c_b.jpg

[danasan]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2660/5959204805cbdfb7fb8cb.jpg

"Leave for Flensburg, the BdU says. So which one does he mean?"

"Flensburg, MN, USA? Operation Drumbeat already started?"

"What date is today?"

"Neuer Kurs, Herr Kaleu?"

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU9FBn8sSI/AAAAAAAANK8/JvMVzqifSUU/s1600/PDVD_008.JPG

*To the well known tune* YMCA

[Sailor Steve]

I would have though IN THE NAVY. :D

[The Enigma]

:haha::har:

Indeed, Jimbuna must have been thinking of "In the navy" but wrote down "YMCA".

His mind must be a whirlpool now and then. :O:

[Jimbuna]

I would have though IN THE NAVY. :D

Your right, that is what I was thinking but that guy resembling the letter 'Y' sent my limited brain cell bank off on a tangent :oops:

:haha::har:

Indeed, Jimbuna must have been thinking of "In the navy" but wrote down "YMCA".

His mind must be a whirlpool now and then. :O:

Aye that :doh:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I would have though IN THE NAVY. :D

Well, I would have thought that. :O:

(and let's face it, Jim has the whole Village People back catalogue (and outfits) to get through, so to pick a song we all knew is already a bonus.)




Go west.... life is peaceful there... go west... in the open air...

[The Enigma]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Qhn8r1I/AAAAAAAANHU/STrn0jsm8vU/s1600/PDVD_039.JPG
Once again, a brave member of the crew died in his sleep after being attacked by the mysterious tube.

[danasan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Qhn8r1I/AAAAAAAANHU/STrn0jsm8vU/s1600/PDVD_039.JPG

Bernard, open valve to inject custard now

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Qhn8r1I/AAAAAAAANHU/STrn0jsm8vU/s1600/PDVD_039.JPG

The Number One would go to any lengths for the old man not to smell his farts.

[Jimbuna]

Well, I would have thought that. :O:

(and let's face it, Jim has the whole Village People back catalogue (and outfits) to get through, so to pick a song we all knew is already a bonus.)




Go west.... life is peaceful there... go west... in the open air...

Mega infraction for being a cheeky twunt!!





























http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img144/3336/tonguecm5.gif

[The Enigma]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU9Vxn8sdI/AAAAAAAANMU/3jQcR6Fm6rA/s400/PDVD_001.JPG
[Film Theme plays.....]




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8hRn8sAI/AAAAAAAANIs/ndlCTK3ldAg/s400/PDVD_030.JPG
A drill, let's see how fast the crew will act on an emergency...




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8hRn8sBI/AAAAAAAANI0/XRVsb77hx7Q/s400/PDVD_031.JPG
ALAAARM, FIRE!!!



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8hhn8sCI/AAAAAAAANI8/ynld9Jce5dM/s400/PDVD_032.JPG
Hmmm, this is not looking good




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Zxn8r5I/AAAAAAAANH0/vkmHWzSuI9c/s400/PDVD_033.JPG
Sorry Kaleun, the fire hose was missing...



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Zxn8r6I/AAAAAAAANH8/CyUy8HIUXMw/s400/PDVD_034.JPG
Kaleun's log:
Do not forget to put the fire hose back in place
after using it for the garden.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

Great punch line! :rock:

[The Enigma]

Thank you for the feedback, Steve.

[TLAM Strike]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8Zxn8r6I/AAAAAAAANH8/CyUy8HIUXMw/s400/PDVD_034.JPG
Kaleun's log:
Do not forget to put the fire hose back in place
after using it for the garden.
Watering the Wintergarden? :hmmm:

[misha1967]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png

Strange. The damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png

Sag mal, Herr Kaleün, didn't you park your new Chevy Volt in that spot before we left?

[Jimbuna]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png
I must download that Torpedo_Damage_Final mod on our return!!

[vienna]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png


Nah, I still think he was out of bounds before the reception; Let's wait for the replay...

[Sailor Steve]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png

Herr Kaleun, why are all those people staring at us?

[Jimbuna]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png

Is that Sailor Steve posting?

I thought he detested alcohol!!

:O:

[The Enigma]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png

Ah, there we have Jimbuna submitting a post.
Guys, look closely, those are all members of Subsim, making fun on us.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png


I can understand the forum thing. People posting comments. Enjoying conversation. Even from here it all looks normal. What's up with the ferret?

[Jimbuna]

http://bluekidontheblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/das-boot-5.png
Twice more around the pole and I would have voted for her!!

[misha1967]

:har: :har: :har:

You guys are KILLING me here!

Oh, and in response to that miserable troll who is now defunct, PapaKilo, I have only this to say. It's the Eleventh Commandment:

11: Thou Shalt Not Take Thyself Too Seriously.

And that's all I'm going to say on that subject. Now, on to keeping the party going! :yeah: :haha:

[misha1967]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

I know, I know. We're supposed to be using a bottle, but a pencil works fine too!

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

You open a door to a 15x20 square space and find yourself staring at a Medusa, LI. Roll a +2 saving throw against Paralysis.

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

Na nu, Leutnant Werner, you've been staring at that damn pencil for 20 minutes now and it's still not moving! Are you SURE about this Use The Force thing?

[CCIP]

:har:

All of those 3 are fantastic!

[Sailor Steve]

:yep:

Great stuff! :rock:

[danasan]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg

"Lt. Werner, look at the pencil. What a well balanced boat we have. That's what I mean when I say: LI, genau Tiefe halten."

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00134012.jpg


The teacher specifically said we need a #2 pencil for this test. You not only bring one pencil for the four of us but it is a #3.

[danasan]

The teacher specifically said we need a #2 pencil for this test. You not only bring one pencil for the four of us but it is a #3.


Great one, thanks! :haha:

O-Oh:

Notices: Ahoy danasan, congrats on your 1,000th post!

The spamming Elite Spam Hunter :haha:

[The Enigma]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8zxn8sKI/AAAAAAAANJ8/V8eIPADc5p0/s400/PDVD_020.JPG
[hissing sound]

Ahhhhh, what a relief.....
Some folks really take their time in the bathroom.
Glad that nobody is in the engine room

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/flotilla/SubSimKickMe.png
....

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[The Enigma]

Let's have some fun and remove that plank.
Pull, Pull!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8JBn8ryI/AAAAAAAANG8/h83uvS9Mk_8/s400/PDVD_046.JPG

Hey leave the plank in place!!!
Pull, Pull!







-

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8JBn8ryI/AAAAAAAANG8/h83uvS9Mk_8/s400/PDVD_046.JPG

It's along way to tipperary

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.ovfm.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boot.jpg

Hans was only kidding when he said he was cleaning his toe nails with your toothbrush.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ovfm.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boot.jpg

Honestly...the 'pea' soup you've just consumed is open to translation.

[The Enigma]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v27hJrrgr_A/RpU8RBn8r4I/AAAAAAAANHs/V5dLBJLWsDY/s400/PDVD_042.JPG
All say CHEESE

[misha1967]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

So remember, kids: Lights out at 2100 hrs and, please, let's NOT make me come down there to check on you again!

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

This is your captain speaking. Due to unexpected surface activity from unfriendly traffic, you may experience some discomfort including, but not limited to, sudden vibrations, loud noises, water sprays and Lt Werner screaming "Oh my God, my God! We're all going to DIE!"

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

...and that's when I realized why women can't parallel park. Hmm... Tough crowd tonight. Anyway, I'll be here all month. Do try the veal.

[The Enigma]

:haha::haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

Tonights winning lottery numbers are...

[misha1967]

:har: :har:

Just can't get enough of this thread!

[The Enigma]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG
I can't speak right now, mommy.
They are all listening...

[Esanssi]

Oh god, I shouldn't have been drinking my tea when I started browsing this thread. :haha:

Enigma's latest made me giggle like a little girl :rotfl2:

[U-Boot]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

Hello? Ah, this is your captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.


(Original by Monthy Python (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_shsRfXqk))

[The Enigma]

And now for something completely different....
Monthy Python































Das Boot (prototype)
http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00069586.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

I'd like to sing you all a song.

[Esanssi]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

No, I don't want to supersize that.. *sigh*

[Jimbuna]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

Operator I'd like to make a collect call to HMS......

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/9382/trollitler.jpg

Onkel Karl will see the funny side, but if the fuhrer sees it we'll be greasing torpedoes in Kiel until victory.

[Schöneboom]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5236/jurgenalte.jpg

[frau kaleun]

@Schöneboom:

:har:


That needs to be our new meme!

[Schöneboom]

Vielen Dank, FK!

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/244/hoochie4.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/subsim/SeaSick01.gif
Burp,
I'm feeling kinda sea sick........

[Jimbuna]

@Schöneboom and The Enigma

LOL :DL

[Schöneboom]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/607/byebernard1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ashleysaunders.com/ashblog/archives/dasbootcaptain.jpg
Listen!!...I thought I heard a shrimp fart!!

[Subnuts]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cs8jl0.jpg
"Where's the damage worst?"

http://i40.tinypic.com/nphnk4.jpg
"THERE!"

http://i44.tinypic.com/117fnk6.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cs8jl0.jpg
"Where's the damage worst?"

http://i40.tinypic.com/nphnk4.jpg
"THERE!"

http://i44.tinypic.com/117fnk6.jpg




:har::har::har::rock:

[TLAM Strike]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cs8jl0.jpg
"Where's the damage worst?"

http://i40.tinypic.com/nphnk4.jpg
"THERE!"

http://i44.tinypic.com/117fnk6.jpg



Captain we must have the wrong semantic, this isn't a U Boat!

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6996/worfpromotion.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6996/worfpromotion.jpg
Well, according to these instructions we are on the correct course to the fancy dress party.

[Herr-Berbunch]

What Dowly thought he saw -

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/4990/dasboob.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Clever idea: If everyone quotes the same post with pictures, we can have a whole page with nothing but the same three pictures, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... :nope:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2388/ihateponies1.jpg

[Arclight]

I reckon this needs a bump, however feeble it may be;

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/random.jpg
Ach mein Gott!

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'd fire everything I'd got at them. :stare:


Twice!


:O:

[floundericiousWA]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

This is captain speaking. Our destination today is Chister on Chester, we will be cruising at 200 feet. The weather inside the sub is a balmy 68 degrees and hazy with a 60% chance of explosions. Remember to keep your hatches and bunks in their full upright and locked positions. In the event of a sinking, you may use Frau Kaleun is a floatation device.

[frau kaleun]

This is captain speaking. Our destination today is Chister on Chester, we will be cruising at 200 feet. The weather inside the sub is a balmy 68 degrees and hazy with a 60% chance of explosions. Remember to keep your hatches and bunks in their full upright and locked positions. In the event of a sinking, you may use Frau Kaleun is a floatation device.


:rotfl2:


Oh man that's too funn--HEY WAIT A MINUTE. :stare: :O:

[floundericiousWA]

:rotfl2:


Oh man that's too funn--HEY WAIT A MINUTE. :stare: :O:

CLLEEEEEAAARLY I was referring to your penchant for bringing great levity to the board :D:up:

[TarJak]

http://www.ashleysaunders.com/ashblog/archives/dasbootcaptain.jpg
Did I turn the gas off before we left?

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

And then, OMG, she said what he said, and then she was so, like, OMG I couldn't believe it, like, so then he said, like, OMG I can't believe it either. . . ad infinitum

[floundericiousWA]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG

And then, OMG, she said what he said, and then she was so, like, OMG I couldn't believe it, like, so then he said, like, OMG I can't believe it either. . . ad infinitum
http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg
MAKE HIM STOP!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!

[Sailor Steve]

^ ^ ^ ^

:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dasboot-suspense.jpg
Which sadistic swine put the iron filings in the lubricating oil!!?

[thehiredgun]

After recent divorce i have been force to realize that reincarnation is a fact ! If i die & come back it will be as a dog & ex-wife will come back as a flea & still be riding on my stern !

[Sailor Steve]

This is the LOLBOOT thread. The Joke thread is here:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=184647

:O:

[floundericiousWA]

http://www.v-like-vintage.net/uploads/images/Cropped700/00133999.JPG
"Just a reminder...I will be continuing this monologue until the gramophone needle is returned...so after the divorce was finalized and my dearly despised ex-wife started taking half my pay while living in my house, I decided to apply to join the u-boat-waffe..."

[Subnuts]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2v3hhsi.jpg

Mein Gott...not now Herbie!

[Jimbuna]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2v3hhsi.jpg

Can I have your razor and your girlfriends telephone number?

[TarJak]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2v3hhsi.jpg
I am sorry Herr Kaleun, your herring breath prevents me from performing mouth to mouth resuscitation.

[Fubar2Niner]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg

Mein got, they're HUUUGE !!!!!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg

So that's where Wally is!!

[Cybermat47]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/BathTub_3.jpg

I have this as my iPads homescreen:har:

[Cybermat47]

You ban me, There will be others, I can promise you that =]

For some members this tone should be familiar =]

:Kaleun_Periskop: :Kaleun_Periskop: Kaleun 1: Can you see them yet? Kaleun 2: No, not yet.


:Kaleun_Binocular:

Kaleun 3: are they even coming? :k_confused:
Kaleun 4: Damn! I thought papa kilo said that there would be more!

[Cybermat47]

There are threads I can't see the point too either. I have come up with a novel solution: I don't read them! :sunny:

:yeah:

[sublynx]

http://i.imgur.com/8RbGT.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg

Why yes, I think I will have the duck a l'orange. I the fillet mignon and side of baked potato. I'll have a #1. Go Large.

[The Enigma]

I've posted this one already in a SH5 thread a long time ago.

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/subsim/persicopejoke.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4497/95ae3c12357b4618af90a77.jpg

Going through this thread again, still have to say, this is my favorite. "Still not as gay as Twilight" has become part of the lexicon at Rancho Subsim.:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg

OMG so that is where Wallie was hiding!

[Sailor Steve]

Jim, that's the same joke you made back in July. That might be reason to ignore it, but it's only eight posts up on this same page (#711). :O:
:rotfl2:

[mobucks]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg

Wait, you said these lemons were being kept in storage WHERE?

[Jimbuna]

Jim, that's the same joke you made back in July. That might be reason to ignore it, but it's only eight posts up on this same page (#711). :O:
:rotfl2:

Last July :o

Nearly last year :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Last July :o

Nearly last year :O:
But still on the same page. :yep:

I'm surprised you didn't see it. :cool:

[geetrue]

Last years puns or perhaps last fifty years even :yep:


I tried to catchsome fog, but I mist

When chemists die, they barium.


Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.


How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.


I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


PMS jokes aren't funny, period.


Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.


Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.


Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!


Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!


Broken pencils are pointless.


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.


England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .


I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.


I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.


Velcro - what a rip off!


Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.


Venison for dinner? Oh deer!


Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.


I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

[Sailor Steve]

I give up. What does that have to do with funny Das Boot pictures?

[postalbyke]

Das Boot only came out in the eighties, right? So these puns are the direct predecessor. You'd imagine your CO, XO, or wardroom telling these to each other. :P

Anyrate! Back to Moses!


How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

"Jew kiddin' me?"
"No, Israeli how he does it!"
"Are you Syria-s?"
"I Canaan tell a lie."

(as told to me by Aaron Schwartz, who observes the shabbat)

[Sailor Steve]

...
Read the title: "The LolBoot Thread."
We already have a joke thread. I strongly suggest you post your jokes there, and leave this to funny Das Boot pictures. I wouldn't be this strong about it, but this thread is stickied precisely because of the novel concept. It's not there for you to post anything and everything.

Consider this a warning.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Oorlog/BootRembrand.jpg

If your having the spring roll I think I'll go for the crispy duck in noodles.

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4360/dasbootassmartobject1.jpg

Warning taken :o

[Jimbuna]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2v3hhsi.jpg

You were warned what would happen if you didn't stay on topic.

[Betonov]

I give up. What does that have to do with funny Das Boot pictures?

Who cares, they're funny as hell :D

[Sailor Steve]

Who cares, they're funny as hell :D
Then post it in the Joke thread, where it belongs.

[The Enigma]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg
Hmmm, Ein LOLBoot Thread?
I don't know what to think about that, is it funny?

[Jimbuna]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg
You said we should never meet in public darling!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/assets_c/2011/04/das_boot_boredom-thumb-425x247-33626.jpg



Lemons men! A great source for stopping constipation! You realize there is only one head on this boat, ya?

[The Enigma]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg
He shouldn't have quit smoking.
Look at the poor guy how he is drooling for a cigarette.

[Jimbuna]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg

"Why aren't you wearing our wedding ring"?

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/LolBoot_001_zps6d6178cb.jpg
Oh boy look at that size of that thing hes got, wish I could have one

[Onkel Neal]

:haha:

[The Enigma]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg
[Kaleun thinking:]What the ... is he doing, You can't inhale like that!

[Jimbuna]

http://anjns.home.xs4all.nl/flotilla/LolBoot_001.jpg

Did I just hear you fart!?

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5444/daschubbles.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5444/daschubbles.jpg
Kaleun!....she just took the last ice cream!

[AVGWarhawk]

http://das-boot.webs.com/photos/Das-Boot-Uncut-Versio/DasBoot%2000073.jpg

Don't play all innocent. Not only did I hear it, the smell is awful.

[Jimbuna]

http://das-boot.webs.com/photos/Das-Boot-Uncut-Versio/DasBoot%2000073.jpg

You can stay with your third rate singer...I've got what I came for

[Mork_417]

:har::har:

I just went back and read the first ten pages of this, and OMG!!!

My sides are hurting!

[AVGWarhawk]

Nothing like brightening ones day! :up:

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't know why but I feel we are being watched......


http://exclaim.ca/images/dasboot2.jpg



http://modelshipsinthecinema.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Raiders.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Dude, wheres my boot?


http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/das_boot_06_small.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

The day we had torpedo loading training was the day I fell in love with you.

http://www.freewebs.com/das-boot/photos/Das-Boot-Uncut-Versio/DasBoot%2000111.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

This does not look like the game of cricket to me....hick...

http://www.freewebs.com/das-boot/photos/Das-Boot-Uncut-Versio/DasBoot%2000125.jpg