The Micheal Caine Thread

[sidslotm]

must start wiv "did you know"

did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.

[kiwi_2005]

“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.”

“The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.”

:DL

[Flaxpants]

"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape"

[Dowly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYkq6o-1BsU

[Jimbuna]

"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything".

[TarJak]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSC55NGCDQ1hW2zCmqyAvUTRtvC3Ga9m bRseD7IGeDzrAGC4ZbesA
"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7C2JCalsYdE/TPKjFlvmqqI/AAAAAAAALLo/sccUpYKSwBQ/s1600/vlcsnap-00008.jpg

"He reminds me of something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe in the gutter! Very unpleasant, on a hot day. "

[BossMark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCTV-VHWp4

[Jimbuna]

"Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America".

[Osmium Steele]

Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

[sidslotm]

oi, don't you frow spears at me

[Jimbuna]

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.

[BossMark]

Lieutenant John Chard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0048939/): What's our strength?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000323/): Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you.

[jumpy]

http://youtu.be/HFIQIpC5_wY

hehe

[Sailor Steve]

Takka-takka-takka!

[AVGWarhawk]

“She’s the hottest thing on the beach. She’s also his best friend’s daughter!”

[Jimbuna]

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

[Osmium Steele]

Did you know a movie once proposed the Caine-Hackman Theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCU_(film)#Caine.E2.80.93Hackman_Theory)?

[Pisces]

Damn you all! Seeing this thread pop up, I thought it was his obituary

[Jimbuna]

English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.

[sidslotm]

Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.


not a lot of people know that :har:

[Jimbuna]

For all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom'... I can't fathom my own heart.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Did you know - She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.

[STEED]

The breath on that thing...JAWS 4

Michael Cain only starred in the film because of the money.

[Jimbuna]

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

[Osmium Steele]

This is Michael Caine's Thread


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SKXGBUeUyQs/SPm7_4feMiI/AAAAAAAAAK4/_L-fK3PtWNI/s400/Brahmins.jpg

What are the Brahmins doing with it?

[Betonov]

Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

[frau kaleun]

These are Michael Caine's Threads


http://p2.la-img.com/930/16511/5468080_1_l.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

They are quite clearly David McCallum's. :O:

[frau kaleun]

They are quite clearly David McCallum's. :O:

http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/5468080

1038. Michael Caine "Nigel Powers" costume from Austin Powers in Goldmember. (New Line, 2002) Two piece black double-breasted three button suit worn by Michael Caine as "Nigel Powers" in Austin Powers in Goldmember. It features purple chalk stripes and has a Western Costume label typed "Michale (sp.) Caine – 44", a purple Anto dress shirt with french cuffs with internal bias label which identifies the actor "M C" and a matching purple knit tie. $1000 - $1500

:smug: :O: :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4H5JlPf1M :03:

[frau kaleun]

I see the description and comments but there's no video loading.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I see the description and comments but there's no video loading.

Works here :O:

It's just the intro to the '70s TV series The Invisible Man.

[Jimbuna]

I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.

[Oberon]

"The engine's over-heating and so am I! Either we stand down or blow up, now which do you want?!"

Lieutenant John Chard: Well, you've fought your first action.
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Does everyone feel like this afterwards?
Lieutenant John Chard: How do you feel?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sick.
Lieutenant John Chard: Well, you have to feel alive to feel sick.
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: You asked me, I told you.
[pause]
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: There's something else. I feel ashamed. Was that how it was for you? The first time?
Lieutenant John Chard: The first time? You think I could stand this butcher's yard more than once?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: I didn't know.
Lieutenant John Chard: I came up here to build a bridge.

[Jimbuna]

Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Now there's a bitter pill. Our own damned rifles!

[AVGWarhawk]

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself!"

[AVGWarhawk]

"Pull my finger!"

[Jimbuna]

Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sixty! We dropped at least 60, wouldn't you say?
Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.

[Osmium Steele]

Blame It On Rio was on the television this morning.

I'd forgotten how BAD that movie was, and the theme song during the end credits. Ugh, bad 80s flashbacks. Sounds like somebody strangling a cat.

I know, the term "bad 80s movie" is largely redundant.

Demi looked nice though. :yeah:

[TarJak]

She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.

[frau kaleun]

Did you know - She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.

She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.


Mefinks dere haz been glitch...

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Glitch-in-the-matrix-the-matrix-5625473-432-324.jpg

in da Matrix. :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Did you know - She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.

She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.

Mefinks dere haz been glitch... in da Matrix. :hmmm:

You could be right, Frau, you could be right. I blame the time difference between Sydney and civilisation :D

[TarJak]

Mefinks dere haz been glitch...

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Glitch-in-the-matrix-the-matrix-5625473-432-324.jpg

in da Matrix. :hmmm:
Well I could read thru all this gumph or just post randomly. :hmmm: I know JPR!:O:

[TarJak]

You could be right, Frau, you could be right. I blame the time difference between Sydney and civilisation :D
Nope sheer lazyness!:O: Everyone knows Sydney is the most civilised place on earth.:03:

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7a/a4/e7/kangaroo-mob-on-the-move.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well I could read thru all this gumph or just post randomly. :hmmm: I know JPR!:O:

But you'll be missing out on all my informative, and yet humerous, posts.

MODERATOR, MODERATOR - make him read all my posts, including this one.

Twice :stare:

[frau kaleun]

MODERATOR, MODERATOR - make him read all my posts, including this one.

Twice :stare:

Redundant. Aussies read everything twice anyway. Once with their lips moving, and then again after they've googled all the big words. :O:

[Osmium Steele]

Nope sheer lazyness!:O: Everyone knows Sydney is the most civilised place on earth.:03:

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7a/a4/e7/kangaroo-mob-on-the-move.jpg


BIG MICE!! HUGE!! Big, big..... BIG mice!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g2EgOTvAiic/S8SrWige9SI/AAAAAAAAAGo/C8Xt9L9QxRc/s1600/crazy+kangaroo.bmp

[TarJak]

Redundant. Aussies read everything twice anyway. Once with their lips moving, and then again after they've googled all the big words. :O:
Ya forgodabbout the therd reeding we have todoto explane it to our septic mates.:O::O:

[AVGWarhawk]

Blame It On Rio was on the television this morning.

I'd forgotten how BAD that movie was, and the theme song during the end credits. Ugh, bad 80s flashbacks. Sounds like somebody strangling a cat.

I know, the term "bad 80s movie" is largely redundant.

Demi looked nice though. :yeah:

Yes, it was bad. I believe this was the movie were Michael had a interview and stated he felt he was a bad actor. Not that he minded thinking this though.

[frau kaleun]

BIG MICE!! HUGE!! Big, big..... BIG mice!!!


http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3125/177619-52723-hippety-hopper_large.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point.

[AVGWarhawk]

I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point.

:yep::haha:

It was this that made me like Michael Caine. He is very unassuming and not full of himself. In short, he would probably make an excellent neighbor.

[sidslotm]

The battle of the Caines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY&feature=related

[Jimbuna]

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

[TarJak]

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1698021&postcount=9

Someone else should have read from page one...:O:

[sidslotm]

The great Caine speaks out, this will cheer you up this morning.

enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX0F3kY3uxU

[Jimbuna]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1698021&postcount=9

Someone else should have read from page one...:O:

Reading is for clever folk :DL

I'm the audience's representative on earth.

[TarJak]

Reading is for clever folk :DL

I'm the audience's representative on earth.:haha:

[Jimbuna]

I'm the audience's representative on earth.


Tis a genuine Michael Caine quote...honest :yep: