Post A Confession

[Feuer Frei!]

That nobody (and i mean nobody) knows about...

Me?
I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

[frau kaleun]

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

[TLAM Strike]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :shifty:

[Feuer Frei!]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :shifty:
Was that the knoll with the chopper coming over it?

[GoldenRivet]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :shifty:

I was there today. ;)

[Weiss Pinguin]

I once threw out a whole gallon of milk because it was 1 day past the expiration date.

[the_tyrant]

I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

:doh:
lol, and I'm not really Eddie van Halen

[Freiwillige]

I used to steal toys from the store when I was 10.

[Growler]

I like the Kenny Rogers song The Gambler.

[Sailor Steve]

I did not shoot no deputy.

[magic452]

I cut the "do not remove" tags off furniture.
And I'm nor really Magic452 in case the furniture police are looking.

Not really Magic :know:

[Betonov]

I stole 7 traffic sings, one traffic cone, attempted to steal a portable traffic light, swipped 50l od fine mechanical oil for the CNC machine from work, joyrided with a tractor and drove on a half finished section of the highway. Plus, I hit my fathers car on a fence post and then saying I was hit on a parkinglot, starting an accident investigation involving the police. Oh, and lets not forget the beer barrel I took of the delivery truck, but I had help then.

[Onkel Neal]

I... oh, wait, nevermind.

[Oberon]

I'm Brian and so's my wife.

[Castout]

God gave me an earthquake . . . .once . . . . .no it didn't count as natural disaster. There was nothing natural about it. Well I asked for it. It took God 3 loooooooong seconds before he gave it to me right then right there. People were scared kneeling down with hands on the ground, even just standing up was scary, no way to walk or run either. The floor literally moved all over as if a giant had been shaking or playing with it. I'm sure there was CCTV there. People outside the vicinity didn't feel a thing though. They didn't even notice.

Never asked something as crazy as that before(except asking to see Jesus face) and never have again. I just then felt like asking something which answer I required to be an earthquake[so that I can be sure] so I did and He answered. I was hesitant to ask at first but in the end I couldn't help not to so I asked and waited for 3 long seconds before God answered me. [straight face]

No I don't expect the reader to believe this. The story just won't register in most people sphere of reality and possibility. But there you go.

HARP is more believable or a deep ground drill and my asking was just a coincidence.

[Armistead]

Some of you older people may remember the stand up comic Brother Dave Gardner. I still have several of his records my parents had in the attic when I was a kid. I guess he was better known in the 50's-60's. One of my favorites, course it may be the flavor in which he tells it.



"Once a Preacher asked his congregation to confess and testify all their sins..to get them out.

A man stood up and said he cheated on his taxes...

"Tell it all, tell it all." said the preacher"

A lady stood up and said she was having an affair with the Choir Director.

"Tell it all, tell it all, get all your sins out.." said the preacher"

Old farmer stood up in the back "I once made love to a goat."

The preacher shocked...

"Boy, I'd kept that one to myself."

Guy is really funny if you remember the culture back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGafyQag5MU&feature=related

[Castout]

I've never had a girlfriend and today I find most if not all women that I know of or encounter to be a boring specimen even if they are physically very very attractive.

The average people no longer get me interested.

My current ideal women must have personal knowledge of God to prove she's chosen(favored) because I'd go crazy trying to dig why God is interested in her, an idealist, political activist with courage, exceedingly smart or an intellectual with broad interest and beautiful to me inside out.

I knew from the beginning it's NSPE: No Such Person Exists.

Ordinary life experience makes boring, shallow and small people. I prefer watching tv than meeting or engaging such people than to be disappointed in the end burned and emotionally drained :zzz:

[Betonov]

Castout, you'll get your club membership card by mail

[Castout]

Castout, you'll get your club membership card by mail

:D

I think we may need to go to Libya or Egypt for a wife. I want an eagle for a wife not chicken ver 1.0 or 2.0 or chicken any version:O:

When I was in my 20s I go "oooh aaaaahh" everytime catching an attractive looking girl. Now go "Meh" or at most "Um.., Meh". They just seem dim now. That women that would drive me crazy is no where to be found and it seems unlikely to be found either. What makes a women a women and a personality deserving love is what I'm looking for but most people fail at this. They just feel ordinary(read boring) and uninteresting. Most men jump at sex than love but that's not me.

[kiwi_2005]

:D

I think we may need to go to Libya or Egypt for a wife. I want an eagle for a wife not chicken ver 1.0 or 2.0 or chicken any version:O:

When I was in my 20s I go "oooh aaaaahh" everytime catching an attractive looking girl. Now go "Meh" or at most "Um.., Meh". They just seem dim now. That women that would drive me crazy is no where to be found and it seems unlikely to be found either. What makes a women a women and a personality deserving love is what I'm looking for but most people fail at this. They just feel ordinary(read boring) and uninteresting. Most men jump at sex than love but that's not me.

Maybe its you that has failed, what your looking for in a woman is blinding you. Relax next time you meet someone you like and do not expect to much from her then your see her other good quality's, over time your grow to like her for who she is not what you expect her to be. Besides different personality's make a interesting relationship you'll learn from each other. I think your reaching to high Castout, Angels do not go out with humans :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Castout's from Singapore, my confessions are from Singapore.

#1 A friend and I got in a taxi and asked him to take us to some whores (after a very drunken night out), he drove for ages and stopped down what seemed like a 10' allyway. We got out and these figures stepped out of the shadows as we paid the driver. He drove off, I glanced in my wallet and saw nothing - I given the driver my last! "Lenny!" for he was my friend, "I've got no money!".

"Shtt, neither have I!"

And thus ended my only encouter with whores. But it was the beginning of a very long stagger through a strange, but fortunately small, country to find our hotel :D

#2 In a nightclub called Madam Wongs (how wong it was, too!) I kissed an extremely attractive lady


boy.

My welsh friend Velcro (he thought it better than Taff) was in the same club and he got ALL the stick. I got away with it :D



#3 I got booted out of both the British High Commision, and the WO & NCOs Club for skinny-dipping during barbeques. I wasn't the only one.

I'll just go now...:shifty:

[Armistead]

I could spew some tells of the strip'ho clubs in Norfolk, but those that visited them from the 80's back know such things....

But I saw and learned two things very quickly, never leave a quarter or a longneck bottle on the bar....

[MothBalls]

I play submarine simulations, in the dark, alone...... sometimes I play with the controls.

[Takeda Shingen]

I am actually Jimbuna and mookiemookie.

[HunterICX]

I'm Takeda Shingen :smug:

HunterICX

[frau kaleun]

I'm Keyser Söze. :|\\

[Task Force]

IM NOT ACTUALLY A TASK FORCE!!!!!! Aint that a shocker...:doh:

[flatsixes]

Got ya beat all beat. I'm a lawyer. And I've never lied. Not even once.:har:

[Lord_magerius]

I am not actually a Lord. I'm a Count... and no that isn't a typo :O:

[Task Force]

Got ya beat all beat. I'm a lawyer. And I've never lied. Not even once.:har:

:o:o:oIs that possible.:o:o:o

[mookiemookie]

I am actually Jimbuna and mookiemookie.

And so am I.

[Oberon]

I actually am the King of the Fairies. :yep:

[Lord_magerius]

It's good you've finally decided to come out of the closet. :up:

*runs*

[UnderseaLcpl]

I have a confession to make. Oberon is the King of the Fairies.

[AVGWarhawk]

Im schizophrenic and so am I. :DL

[Onkel Neal]

:D

I think we may need to go to Libya or Egypt for a wife. I want an eagle for a wife not chicken ver 1.0 or 2.0 or chicken any version:O:

When I was in my 20s I go "oooh aaaaahh" everytime catching an attractive looking girl. Now go "Meh" or at most "Um.., Meh". They just seem dim now. That women that would drive me crazy is no where to be found and it seems unlikely to be found either. What makes a women a women and a personality deserving love is what I'm looking for but most people fail at this. They just feel ordinary(read boring) and uninteresting. Most men jump at sex than love but that's not me.


You've waited too long. By now most women are either married or are my ex-girlfriends.

[Sailor Steve]

Some of you older people may remember the stand up comic Brother Dave Gardner. I still have several of his records my parents had in the attic when I was a kid. I guess he was better known in the 50's-60's. One of my favorites, course it may be the flavor in which he tells it.
:yep:

"Little David", "586,000 Light Years per Second", "Julius Caeser as done by the Down Home Players". My favorite has to be "Chucky and Baby".

But that's not a confession, it's a wonderful cultural reference. :sunny:

p.s. When I listened to "Chucky and Baby" as a kid I obviously never got this reference:
Chucky: "Come on, Baby, let's blow this joint."
Baby: "Naw, man, pass it on to the waitress."

When I heard it again as an adult I wondered if my dad got the joke, way back when.

[Jimbuna]

I'm the King of England http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

I'm the King of England http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

This is confessions Jim...not dreams or aspirations! :O:

[MothBalls]

I'm the King of England http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

This is confessions Jim...not dreams or aspirations! :O:

At least he's getting better. Last week he thought he was the Queen.

[Platapus]

I am the Walrus

[AVGWarhawk]

I'm the eggman.

[frau kaleun]

Paul is dead.





And I killed him.

[Jimbuna]

At least he's getting better. Last week he thought he was the Queen.

Hey...I resemble that remark!! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

[Tchocky]

Paul is dead.





And I killed him.

Heh, I'm just about halfway through Abbey Road and I see this comment.

Confession - Octopus's Garden is the best song on Abbey Road

[Castout]

Maybe its you that has failed, what your looking for in a woman is blinding you. Relax next time you meet someone you like and do not expect to much from her then your see her other good quality's, over time your grow to like her for who she is not what you expect her to be. Besides different personality's make a interesting relationship you'll learn from each other. I think your reaching to high Castout, Angels do not go out with humans :)

Umm all things said I believe I'll fall when I fall :O:

Castout's from Singapore, my confessions are from Singapore.


I'm NOT from Singapore. Time and again I don't know why people think I am from Singapore.


You've waited too long. By now most women are either married or are my ex-girlfriends.

Has it occurred to you that maybe I'm not waiting?!:O:

[Castout]

Umm here's another(I don't mean to delve into religion and I don't mean it but here's really something I haven't told)

If you read the bible on the day of Pantecost it is written the gathering disciples of Jesus heard the coming of the holy spirit by the sound of a mighty wind.

Well a mighty wind is outrageously NOISY and it certainly was/is.


What most people never realize is that that mighty wind sound was never heard by any people outside the house they were in. Zip there was no sound to the outsiders. The sound of the mighty wind could only be heard by the people the holy spirit intended to reveal itself. It is certainly a very very loud sound of the mightiest wind that one could possibly heard but to outsiders it is as quiet as bedtime ;). If not it would wake the whole neighborhood.

No they were not hallucinating or being schizophrenic. I refer to such happening as selective sensory revelation. That is selective to specific person or group of people.

But then again who would believe me. I am aware most would not appreciate this either but as long as I speak the truth I care nothing else.


If people mock me they are in fact mocking themselves anyway since I speak the truth LOL. Given the end of time everybody will know it anyway. It will not be long since the dead can't possibly register time :O:

[the_tyrant]

I'm NOT from Singapore. Time and again I don't know why people think I am from Singapore.

Wait what?:timeout:
I have always thought you were from Singapore too
after all, your blog is for exposing singapore

[Feuer Frei!]

Not that there is anything wrong with being from Singapore :O:

I am not from Singapore either.
That is another confession from me.

Mind you, Castout's location is Jakarta! That should alleviate any Singapore ties.

[RickC Sniper]

I had chipped beef on toast for dinner.



And I liked it.

[Ducimus]

I own the movie U-571 on DVD.
I also watched Below (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276816/) on netflix, twice, and enjoyed it both times.

[Armistead]

I own the movie U-571 on DVD.
I also watched Below (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276816/) on netflix, twice, and enjoyed it both times.

Most shameful thing I've read on here...way to keep that image of yours up.

[em2nought]

I've given up on the USA. :damn:

[Castout]

I've given up on the USA. :damn:

:D Meh that's nothing. I've given up on this world. Not expecting much out of this existence. This is a pretty boring existence.

Looking forward to the next life. Hopefully with eternal power so I can tell everyone "YOU SEE?!!, YOU SEE?!" while boasting my perfect body endowed with power to rule, forever. :haha:

I'd suggest that the world to change its composition so that there will be less evil and stupid people and more good and wise people. Like 50:50 so that we can have a war instead a persecution LOL. War is always interesting.

[gimpy117]

The truth is...I am Iron man.

[Sailor Steve]

Confession - Octopus's Garden is the best song on Abbey Road
I like Revolution 9.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Looking forward to the next life. Hopefully with eternal power so I can tell everyone "YOU SEE?!!, YOU SEE?!" while boasting my perfect body endowed with power to rule, forever. :haha:

I somehow doubt that a merciful God would reward such vindictiveness with eternal power. You jest, but most jokes have at least some basis in perception. If you even believe that to some extent, you are missing the point of heaven. This life is a difficult and often joyless one, that is true, but it serves to test your faith. Faith endures. Faith is eternal. If there is an eternal heaven ruled by a merciful God, does it not stand to reason that He would value faith?

That's part of my view, anyways. Maybe there is no God. Maybe all that awaits us at the end of this existence is oblivion, but even if that were so, would it hurt to have a little faith? Would it hurt to believe in a higher ideal?

I'd suggest that the world to change its composition so that there will be less evil and stupid people and more good and wise people. Like 50:50 so that we can have a war instead a persecution LOL. War is always interesting.
Yes, war is always interesting. Our flesh makes it so. The vicissitudes of nature and evolution have created beings that find a place in a dog-eat-dog world full of conflict. We fight, or we flee or we die, and thus cease to be a part of the system that created us. You're right about this world being an uninteresting place in that respect. But what about you, who takes joy in war? Is that not an expression of the faithless natural world that wrought you? What about you, who judges the faithless as "stupid"? What place would a merciful God have for you in a Heaven that is "heaven" by nature of not being any of the things you are disillusioned with?

Speaking of which, I'd best pull the plank out of my own eye while I'm judging you. I delight in war. Well, not so much in war as in fighting. Actually, that's not accurate either, I delight in the idea of myself fighting for others, provided its for a good cause and others don't get killed. It's not perfect, but I believe the Lord will forgive me for my sins and those of the people I served with.

Anyways, our Lord Jesus has already taught us these things by His example. He was not vindictive, nor did He judge, and He ascended to Heaven by enduring the worst of earthly pains. Surely, you know this. Was His example not clear enough?

Stay strong, stay faithful, and be judged by your actions towards others. Take responsibility for your failings and confess your misdeeds. Be virtuous and courteous, and you will enjoy a heaven all your own in this life. The world is full of cheaters and liars and opportunists, but you can still find peace and happiness within yourself.
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Now, for you atheist-types who will inevitably presume to question what I have said here. Do not question me, and do not question Castout. I've already considered every argument you might posit, and I will refute them. Moreover, I'm not really interested in disputing them. I have my faith, and you have yours, which is as it should be. I don't judge you for your faith or lack thereof, so please do not judge me for mine. I'm well within my rights secular or not, to present my views. Judge them as you will, but do not presume to judge me.

Alright then, back to confessions. Um..I play DnD and I put a lot of voice-acting effort into the role-playing bits. I play Warhammer 40K with an "Iron Hands' Space Marine Chapter because I think cyborgs are cool, and also because I have to play Space Marines because I'm a Marine. Playing any other faction just isn't classy. In short, I am a nerd, and proud to be one.

[Jimbuna]

I'm off work today and despite promising SWMBO I would tend to the rear garden today, I have coerced my lad to do it.

[Castout]

I somehow doubt that a merciful God would reward such vindictiveness with eternal power. You jest, but most jokes have at least some basis in perception. If you even believe that to some extent, you are missing the point of heaven. This life is a difficult and often joyless one, that is true, but it serves to test your faith. Faith endures. Faith is eternal. If there is an eternal heaven ruled by a merciful God, does it not stand to reason that He would value faith?

That's part of my view, anyways. Maybe there is no God. Maybe all that awaits us at the end of this existence is oblivion, but even if that were so, would it hurt to have a little faith? Would it hurt to believe in a higher ideal?



Vindictive? WHERE??!! If this is revenge it's so pathetic and useless LOL. Very funny indeed. The one who is being vindictive are my enemies. There's basis to that perception it was a joke but there is basis to that. In fact it's a joke because it is not. So you're judging me unworthy of heaven and eternal power? Umm interesting. . . . . .Everybody will get what they deserve in the end so I can't complain and oh I've seen God so my faith is not just a belief. You misunderstood taking a stand with exacting revenge. I did what I do out of necessity not revenge. And oh there's a good chance I will. . . .make it to heaven though I'm not sure about the eternal power. Surely I'd love to have it LOL. I've seen it the BIGGEST shi* that could happen to any man any time. LOL. It is better than even owning the whole world for a lifetime LOL. Much much much better. It's like being Nebuchadnezzar multiplied by a million time and last forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. God is calling his people not to become some sad followers or losers but to be great mighty kings of the realms whose authority comes directly from the Almighty God and which rule is eternal. There I said it but hardly any people could ever digest this.

My pastor thinks in heaven what we all do is singing praises. . . . . .to me ruling is definitely much better LOL. Every one of God's children will be a mighty king life has yet to see. From the cake that will end all other cakes. The cake that has been won by Christ, the Lion of Judah, the mighty savior. Cut the cake! Give us the share!!!! LOL. The cake that will make every king in this world to weep in bitterness and regret . . . . for they fought and struggled for it but received none of it in the end.

You don't know what power is until you know God's.
Gives a whole new league to the words that ABSOLUTE POWER ROCKS ABSOLUTELY!! Pfffttt
http://www.bofaamericas.com/images/distributors/absolute-power.jpg


Yes, war is always interesting. Our flesh makes it so. The vicissitudes of nature and evolution have created beings that find a place in a dog-eat-dog world full of conflict. We fight, or we flee or we die, and thus cease to be a part of the system that created us. You're right about this world being an uninteresting place in that respect. But what about you, who takes joy in war? Is that not an expression of the faithless natural world that wrought you? What about you, who judges the faithless as "stupid"? What place would a merciful God have for you in a Heaven that is "heaven" by nature of not being any of the things you are disillusioned with?

Speaking of which, I'd best pull the plank out of my own eye while I'm judging you. I delight in war. Well, not so much in war as in fighting. Actually, that's not accurate either, I delight in the idea of myself fighting for others, provided its for a good cause and others don't get killed. It's not perfect, but I believe the Lord will forgive me for my sins and those of the people I served with.

Anyways, our Lord Jesus has already taught us these things by His example. He was not vindictive, nor did He judge, and He ascended to Heaven by enduring the worst of earthly pains. Surely, you know this. Was His example not clear enough?

Stay strong, stay faithful, and be judged by your actions towards others. Take responsibility for your failings and confess your misdeeds. Be virtuous and courteous, and you will enjoy a heaven all your own in this life. The world is full of cheaters and liars and opportunists, but you can still find peace and happiness within yourself.
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Now, for you atheist-types who will inevitably presume to question what I have said here. Do not question me, and do not question Castout. I've already considered every argument you might posit, and I will refute them. Moreover, I'm not really interested in disputing them. I have my faith, and you have yours, which is as it should be. I don't judge you for your faith or lack thereof, so please do not judge me for mine. I'm well within my rights secular or not, to present my views. Judge them as you will, but do not presume to judge me.

Alright then, back to confessions. Um..I play DnD and I put a lot of voice-acting effort into the role-playing bits. I play Warhammer 40K with an "Iron Hands' Space Marine Chapter because I think cyborgs are cool, and also because I have to play Space Marines because I'm a Marine. Playing any other faction just isn't classy. In short, I am a nerd, and proud to be one.

Ummm..okay...you're so serious are you not :haha:. Umm never said faithless people being stupid people at all........which is is more stupid those who confess with their mouth that they worship God and place another man instead as his object of worship or the ones who honestly said they never believe in God and did the same?

You know there's a very WIDE gap between sacrificing oneself to being made a sacrifice. If not why bother with homicide? My enemies made the mistake with me because I'm no Jesus LOL and because of that they will be punished severely for their own stupidity. They lead themselves to their own death and it will be sweet because Revenge belongs to the Lord of Might whom these worms stupidly offended times and again and again. And worms are always hopeless LOL.

[UnderseaLcpl]

huh?

[Dowly]

I own the movie U-571 on DVD.

Same here, but I also have Pearl Harbor. :DL

[DarkFish]

The truth is...I am Iron man.<mighty voice> IIIIII AAAAAAM IIIIIIIRON MAAAAAHN!!!!!

Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all? Or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there, why should we even care?

He was turned to steel, in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time, for the future of mankind

Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance, that he will soon unfold

Now the time is here, for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave, kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him, they just turn their heads
Nobody helps him, now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead, fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again!
:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:


Wait what? You have to make a confession in this thread you say?
Right... here it goes... <gulp>

I like some emo music:oops:

[Bakkels]

Well no secret there. You already gave that away by spamming the 'Ok Let's see which women you think are beautiful'-thread with those metal-ladies :D

[Rockstar]

I used to kick back with a bottle of scotch and watch teletubbies after work to unwind.

[DarkFish]

Well no secret there. You already gave that away by spamming the 'Ok Let's see which women you think are beautiful'-thread with those metal-ladies :DHOW DARE YOU COMPARE METAL WITH EMO:stare::stare::stare:

<grabs virtual machinegun>
Now dare say that again:stare:
http://pun.org/josh/archives/art4b.jpg

[Lord_magerius]

Whichever way this goes the shame still lies with you for admitting you like some of it :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Come on guys - my three confessions, and a few from a couple of others cannot cover five pages of 'confessions'.

B4stards, you know all my secrets.

Well, only the ones involving Singapore.


@Castout - I thought you were from Singapore, and because you were against the regime you became persona non grata and moved to Indonesia. If you're from one country and are against a regime in another - well, surely that makes you American. :smug:

[Bakkels]

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE METAL WITH EMO:stare::stare::stare:

<grabs virtual machinegun>
Now dare say that again:stare:
http://pun.org/josh/archives/art4b.jpg

I wasn't comparing them, I got them mixed up. But how's this for a comparison: Metal is way better than emo



<ducks for cover> :haha::03:

[AVGWarhawk]

I wasn't comparing them, I got them mixed up. But how's this for a comparison: Metal is way better than emo



<ducks for cover> :haha::03:

But not better than Elmo!

http://fresnobeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/elmo.jpg

[Bakkels]

Aaaah AvgWarhawk, damn you! I was going to post an Elmo answer once DarkFish had come back to me with an answer :DL
I actually don't really care that much about metal or emo. I AM a big Elmo fan however!

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss71/hellsingqueen/freaking_Elmo.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/@AV-wtf.gif

[Weiss Pinguin]

The truth is...I am Iron man.
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Charles/i-am-iron-man.jpg

[Growler]

I... am not left-handed.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm not left-handed either.

[frau kaleun]

I'm not left-handed either.

I'm ambidextropugilistic. :smug:

[Ducimus]

Same here, but I also have Pearl Harbor. :DL


Ok..... You win. I watched part of that the other week on AMC, and i had to turn the channel. :har:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm ambidextropugilistic. :smug:
But do you have six fingers on one hand?

[frau kaleun]

But do you have six fingers on one hand?

I dunno, are we counting the one I'm giving you right now? :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Ooooh, spunky! :D

[Tchocky]

I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days

[Sailor Steve]

I'm 'Enry the eighth, I am.

[frau kaleun]

I'm 'Enry the eighth, I am.

That would explain your interest in six-fingered women.

[Sailor Steve]

It's not how many fingers you have, it's what you do with them.

[DarkFish]

I wasn't comparing them, I got them mixed up.<shoots virtual bullet>

But how's this for a comparison: Metal is way better than emoThat's an awesome comparison, true as can be!:yeah: Metal is infinitely better than emo (and emo is better than elmo and elmo is better than pop and pop is better than (c)rap)

[Bakkels]

<shoots virtual bullet>

That's an awesome comparison, true as can be!:yeah: Metal is infinitely better than emo (and emo is better than elmo and elmo is better than pop and pop is better than (c)rap)


:o How can you say that! NOTHING beats Elmo!! Lol. Anyway, I was just kidding :up:

Oh yeah, this topic is about confessions: I am lefthanded. And I killed JFK.

[Gerald]

:o How can you say that! NOTHING beats Elmo!! Lol. Anyway, I was just kidding :up:

Oh yeah, this topic is about confessions: I am lefthanded. And I killed JFK. "And I killed JFK" Interesting sense of humor you have.

[MH]

I like Lady Gaga.

I began playing sub games when my monitor broke down and had to use old 14" ctr for a couple of weeks.:DL

[Castout]

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@Castout - I thought you were from Singapore, and because you were against the regime you became persona non grata and moved to Indonesia. If you're from one country and are against a regime in another - well, surely that makes you American. :smug:

:DL. Unfortunately it's personal as much as it is not. If a person is running from a cruel dictatorship in Singapore and only moved to Indonesia he's being stupid. Money talks big here and can buy almost all people including religious figures. One prominent US based Singapore dissident approximated Lee Kuan Yew wealth to be in the range of 80 billion dollars effectively making him and his family the richest people on the planet. That amount is excluding the state funds in hundreds of billions more that they control through investment corporations, GIC and Temasek. But that's said it is still far better here than actually being on the island. I'd have gone either crazy or dead if I had stayed there. It would be like giving them second chance to actually finish me this time.

huh?

Exactly! No disrespect but just shut up won't you. You know neither me nor the people that run Singapore to judge me in any way. Even if you actually work for the government of Singapore. Because even the employees of the government of Singapore are only told what is necessary and live in fear too(their telephone is tapped and monitored). Lies and terror like in any other dictatorship is a big game in Singapore.

[les green01]

looks around and thinks nah better not to many cops and lawyers and you never know if kp princess is around

[sidslotm]

I was a lovely and beautiful baby once, oh yes I know, I know, no way, but yes way, I smelled wonderful to. :sunny:

[Oberon]

Same here, but I also have Pearl Harbor. :DL

Me too...

But not U-571...I'll only stoop so low...

[Ducimus]

Me too...

But not U-571...I'll only stoop so low...

Pearl Harbor stooped much lower then U571. Much much much lower. :O: I mean, it's directed by Micheal Bay for christ sakes! You can't get much worse then that.

[Rilder]

I confess that I have an urge to learn Arabic, get a Turban and wander around in public speaking random Arabic phrases.:O:

[Lord_magerius]

At least you'll get a seat on any form of public transport you decide to use :O:

[Oberon]

Pearl Harbor stooped much lower then U571. Much much much lower. :O: I mean, it's directed by Micheal Bay for christ sakes! You can't get much worse then that.

But...But...Mako! The Japanese, the explosions...no...wait...

:wah:

I confess that I have an urge to learn Arabic, get a Turban and wander around in public speaking random Arabic phrases.:O:

Remember, if in doubt ALLAHU ACKBAR!

It's good for any situation. :yep:

[frau kaleun]

Remember, if in doubt ALLAHU ACKBAR!


:timeout:

It's a trap!!!

[STEED]

I faked the Moon landings and most of you fell for it. :rotfl2:

Next up, the Mars landings. :shifty:

Damn should have not said that second bit. :damn:

[nikimcbee]

I already made my confession at the 2008 subsim meet.


Ich bin Steed.:D

[STEED]

nikimcbee is my clone. :DL

[aergistal]

I'm learning german. This will allow me to understand what I say when I talk to myself while playing Silent Hunter :)

[UnderseaLcpl]

I'm learning german. This will allow me to understand what I say when I talk to myself while playing Silent Hunter :)

Brilliant. I shout commands at my computer screen in German whilst playing Silent Hunter, as best as I am able. I take particular joy in depth-charge attacks, where I listen to the hydrophones for the steadily increasing beat of hunting destroyers props. Then I lean back, close my eyes, and say "Hart backport", or however you spell that crap in German. And for a couple of totally awesome seconds, I'm in Das Boot.

[Growler]

And for a couple of totally awesome seconds, I'm in Das Boot.

Actually, I think that's your girl dumping a pail of water on you.:D

[frau kaleun]

Brilliant. I shout commands at my computer screen in German whilst playing Silent Hunter, as best as I am able. I take particular joy in depth-charge attacks, where I listen to the hydrophones for the steadily increasing beat of hunting destroyers props. Then I lean back, close my eyes, and say "Hart backport", or however you spell that crap in German. And for a couple of totally awesome seconds, I'm in Das Boot.

Close, it's "hart backbord." Are you playing with voice commands? I've always kinda wanted to try that.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Close, it's "hart backbord." Are you playing with voice commands? I've always kinda wanted to try that.

Sadly, no. I just impotently say things to my computer with nobody around to hear. Except when all the annoying sad-sack losers I call room-mates are around, which they always are. Or their kids, which are even worse.

Actually, I think that's your girl dumping a pail of water on you.

If I ever found a girl who would do that for me during the flooding scenes, I would totally marry her in a heartbeat.

[Dowly]

If I ever found a girl who would do that for me during the flooding scenes, I would totally marry her in a heartbeat.

That'd be the first thought, yes. But then you see all the damage the water did to your keyboard, monitor and possibly the PC itself. :DL

[frau kaleun]

Sadly, no. I just impotently say things to my computer with nobody around to hear.

I think I still have a download of SH3 Speech on my backup drive. I wanted to try it, but never got around to it. There was a new thread recently in the game forum about voice commands, made me think about giving it a try again. I'd even printed out the manual of commands that were (I think) already "loaded" into it, you just had to do some stuff to train the voice recognition software... I think I didn't have any voice recog software and wasn't sure I wanted to fool with it at the time.

IIRC, it was set up to recognize either German or English. And as much as I liked the idea of giving commands in German, I think it was the possibility of yelling things like "put us on the roof, Chief" that appealed to me most. :D

[UnderseaLcpl]

IIRC, it was set up to recognize either German or English. And as much as I liked the idea of giving commands in German, I think it was the possibility of yelling things like "put us on the roof, Chief" that appealed to me most. :D

Wha....? Why would you ever want to give commands in English when German sounds so much more awesome. Why say "put us on the roof, Chief", when you could say "Stellen die uns aus dem dach, chef"? That's probably not a good translation, and in fact it probably means something completely different, but it still sounds awesome.

For my money, German is the best possible language for wargames. Virtually the entire language sounds like a declaration of war. I can see using English for 18th-century sea battles if done with the proper accent, but I wouldn't want it on a submarine.

That'd be the first thought, yes. But then you see all the damage the water did to your keyboard, monitor and possibly the PC itself.

Well obviously she'd have to be skilled enough in the use of a bucket of water to not splash the sensitive electronics. Or she could do it while I'm plotting things on the chart-table (it's not really a chart table, just a separate desk I use for the maths when playing SH3). Also, she would need to be able to make good sammiches.

[frau kaleun]

Wha....? Why would you ever want to give commands in English when German sounds so much more awesome. Why say "put us on the roof, Chief"

I don't know, I just like saying "Put us on the roof, chief" and where else am I gonna get to say it?

OTOH just yelling "ANBLAAAAASEN" is sort of equally cool.

[Oberon]

I don't know, I just like saying "Put us on the roof, chief" and where else am I gonna get to say it?

OTOH just yelling "ANBLAAAAASEN" is sort of equally cool.

"Countermeasures station...on my mark...three...two...one...release countermeasures...Emergency blow! Full Rise fairwater planes..."

http://content7.flixster.com/question/38/77/85/3877857_std.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

OTOH just yelling "ANBLAAAAASEN" is sort of equally cool.

Hell yeah, not to mention the ever-popular "ALAAAAAAARM!"

I'm still not feeling "put us on the roof, chief", but hey, your boat, your rules.

[Growler]

That'd be the first thought, yes. But then you see all the damage the water did to your keyboard, monitor and possibly the PC itself. :DL

And if there's anyone at Subsim who knows what "liquids" would do to a computer, somehow, we knew it'd be Dowly. :D

[frau kaleun]

Hell yeah, not to mention the ever-popular "ALAAAAAAARM!"

I'm still not feeling "put us on the roof, chief", but hey, your boat, your rules.

I don't know, maybe somebody said it in The Hunt For Red October. That was my first sub movie IIRC. I think I like it because it's a command given in "sub lingo" which just sounds cool, as opposed to yelling "Emergency surface!" or whatever the "official" command would be.

And if there's anyone at Subsim who knows what "liquids" would do to a computer, somehow, we knew it'd be Dowly. :D

:rotfl2:

[Oberon]

I don't know, maybe somebody said it in The Hunt For Red October. That was my first sub movie IIRC.

*coughs*

:03:

"Torpedo is in acquisition! You did it Mr Thompson!"
"I hope to christ this works, ok chief, put us on the roof."

[frau kaleun]

*coughs*

:03:

"Torpedo is in acquisition! You did it Mr Thompson!"
"I hope to christ this works, ok chief, put us on the roof."

:yeah:

Probably the only sub movie other than DB that I've watched all the way through in a single sitting more than once. I figured that had to be it. :D

[Bakkels]

Red October! I love that movie. The music is excellent too. There's something about that Russian choir thing that really strikes a chord with me. In fact, I never leave port without that soundtrack on my gramophone :)