kiwi_2005
02-25-11, 04:31 PM
:haha: :har:
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On Somali Pirates in Space
"It is not a piracy, it is self defence. If [Western nations] do not want to live with us fairly, it is our planet and they can go to other planet."
On New Digs for the UN
"Everyone here today came across the Atlantic or the Pacific, and I ask you, why? Is this Jerusalem, or Mecca? All of you have jetlag and are physically tired. Many of you are very tired because your biological mind should be asleep right now. Think about it, why should we continue to meet here in America?"
On Jet Lag
"Please can I have your attention. All of you are tired, having jet lag. You are tired. All of you are asleep." (Chastising UN members for falling asleep during his 95-minute speech.)
On Women's Rights
"There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights. "
On Democracy
“There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.”
On Knowing the Enemy
“Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.”
On the February 2011 Protest 'Ringleaders'
"Youths. . .were killed, but not those who provoked them. The ringleaders are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun."
On Somali Pirates
"These men are not pirates. We are the pirates. We are all pirates. We went there to their territorial waters, and they are just protecting the food of their children. The solution does not lie in sending military ships to Somalia."
On Who Really Killed JFK
"We know that the Israeli Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald, who had killed the president. And then this Israeli died. We have to know how and why this happened, so such things will not be repeated."
On the United Nations
“The Security Council since its establishment did not provide us with security but on the contrary provides us with terror and sanctions. It was used against us. It should not be called a security council, it should be called a terror council.”
On His Theory that Swine Flu Is a Pharmaceutical Conspiracy
“Perhaps tomorrow we will have fish flu!”
On Devil Worship
"All African nations look up to Libya, all the rulers of the world look up to Libya. Protesters are serving the devil, they want to humiliate you."
On Drug Culture Among the Protesters
“Those inciting are very few in numbers and we have to capture them. Others have to stay at home. They have guns, they feel trigger-happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned on drugs.”
On the Palestinian Problem
"I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots."
On Who He's Voting for in 2012 and 2016 and 2020. . .
"We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America." Here: Gaddafi makes a point in Italy with President Barack Obama and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in 2009.
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more crazy quotes here:
http://www.life.com/image/first/in-gallery/56791/gaddafis-craziest-quotes#index/0
http://i51.tinypic.com/21vdz.jpg
On Somali Pirates in Space
"It is not a piracy, it is self defence. If [Western nations] do not want to live with us fairly, it is our planet and they can go to other planet."
On New Digs for the UN
"Everyone here today came across the Atlantic or the Pacific, and I ask you, why? Is this Jerusalem, or Mecca? All of you have jetlag and are physically tired. Many of you are very tired because your biological mind should be asleep right now. Think about it, why should we continue to meet here in America?"
On Jet Lag
"Please can I have your attention. All of you are tired, having jet lag. You are tired. All of you are asleep." (Chastising UN members for falling asleep during his 95-minute speech.)
On Women's Rights
"There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights. "
On Democracy
“There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.”
On Knowing the Enemy
“Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.”
On the February 2011 Protest 'Ringleaders'
"Youths. . .were killed, but not those who provoked them. The ringleaders are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun."
On Somali Pirates
"These men are not pirates. We are the pirates. We are all pirates. We went there to their territorial waters, and they are just protecting the food of their children. The solution does not lie in sending military ships to Somalia."
On Who Really Killed JFK
"We know that the Israeli Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald, who had killed the president. And then this Israeli died. We have to know how and why this happened, so such things will not be repeated."
On the United Nations
“The Security Council since its establishment did not provide us with security but on the contrary provides us with terror and sanctions. It was used against us. It should not be called a security council, it should be called a terror council.”
On His Theory that Swine Flu Is a Pharmaceutical Conspiracy
“Perhaps tomorrow we will have fish flu!”
On Devil Worship
"All African nations look up to Libya, all the rulers of the world look up to Libya. Protesters are serving the devil, they want to humiliate you."
On Drug Culture Among the Protesters
“Those inciting are very few in numbers and we have to capture them. Others have to stay at home. They have guns, they feel trigger-happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned on drugs.”
On the Palestinian Problem
"I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots."
On Who He's Voting for in 2012 and 2016 and 2020. . .
"We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America." Here: Gaddafi makes a point in Italy with President Barack Obama and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in 2009.
http://i55.tinypic.com/kega47.jpg
more crazy quotes here:
http://www.life.com/image/first/in-gallery/56791/gaddafis-craziest-quotes#index/0