Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment.

[Freiwillige]

So we (Us in the know) have seen a large percentile increase in humor on this forum as of late. As a carefully coordinated result threads are getting completely derailed. So we (Us in the know) are now letting you know that in fact we now know about your coordinated efforts to make we (Us in the know) Laugh.

Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly to you (Those not in the know) by we (Us in the know) for the crime of humor. Now the punishment shall be handed out on the basis of how hard we (Us in the know) Laugh at you (Those not in the know) and how often you (Those not in the know) make we (Us in the know) spit soda on our keyboards.

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs

And having to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA

:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

I vote we have someone* hit 'em over the head with an angry wombat.



*Me, actually.

Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs



NOT FUNNY. I happen to be one of the several dozen* citizens of our great nation who is afflicted with this malady, and there is nothing funny about it. And if you'd ever heard me trying to sing "Like A Virgin" in the crapper you wouldn't be laughing either. The acoustics just make it worse.



*Okay, several couple. Okay, few. Okay just me, actually.

[nikimcbee]

I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads. So, y'all just slowly put the the theme of this thread in the bag and slowly step away from the keyboard and nobody gets made fun of. Go tell Krashkart to start the kar.
http://bonnieclyde.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hilary-duff-kevin-zegers-the-story-of-bonnie-and-clyde1.jpg

C'mon Frau, lets get outta here before the po-lice show up.

Queue music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoJPNmdLEk

[frau kaleun]

:har:

I read that at first as "go tell Krashkart to start the bar."

Which also works. :yep:

[krashkart]

Uh... I lost the keys. :oops:


EDIT:

And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets. :wah:


EDIT 2:

Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way. :arrgh!:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=2512

[nikimcbee]

Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways.

Ready! Go team!:woot:


(Me)Polish version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVcBZZ9IZY&feature=relmfu

(Frau)Swedish version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv3eUKcjqw&feature=relmfu

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/haha_you_funny.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly
Ya gonna punish us with strong drink from Norway? :O:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads.
You don't fool me. You're full of...holes. :O:

[nikimcbee]

If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out.

[nikimcbee]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/haha_you_funny.jpg

A pointing challenge, eh. Okay gang, lettem have it!
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/north-korea-5.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

[frau kaleun]

http://blog.hostbaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gunnery_sergeant_hartman_pointing.jpg

Wipe that disgusting grin off your face!







Wait, what?

[nikimcbee]

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

Now the McFrau Gang (and krashkart too) is looking for a musician to write ballads of our great exploits, preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

[frau kaleun]

preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?


"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"


:O:

[nikimcbee]

dammit, where's krashkart!?! Probably in the car/bar readin' comics again, or maybe at the soda fountain?

[frau kaleun]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful thread
That started with off-topic posts
When comedy was dead...

[nikimcbee]

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?


"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!


:O:
please clarify: Since I cannot hear what you are typing, by bass player, do you mean this:

http://www.ratemyfish.com/images/ul/534/7-5-lb-bass-fish-5342.jpeg

or this:

http://nostatic.com/images/4325.jpg

management

[nikimcbee]

Well looky here, The Frau dun caught a mod-erator snoopin' 'round this thread. What should we do with him.

http://investigation.discovery.com/investigation/crime-countdowns/outlaws/images/bonnie-n-clyde-324x205.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful thread
That started with off-topic posts
When comedy was dead...
The O-P was a funny guy
McBee thought he was too
Frau Kaleun put him in his place
(He woke up in the zoo)

[krashkart]

dammit, where's krashkart!?! Probably in the car/bar readin' comics again, or maybe at the soda fountain?

Sorry for the holdup (see what I did there). I scored us a better ride. :yeah:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/M42-Duster-latrun-1.jpg/300px-M42-Duster-latrun-1.jpg

[nikimcbee]

The O-P was a funny guy
McBee thought he was too
Frau Kaleun put him in his place
(He woke up in the zoo)
Needs more cowbell.

[nikimcbee]

Sorry for the holdup (see what I did there). I scored us a better ride. :yeah:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/M42-Duster-latrun-1.jpg/300px-M42-Duster-latrun-1.jpg

ooohhh, Mongo like candy!:woot::yeah:

[kiwi_2005]

OP post made me laugh, but I still don't get it :dead:

This is the only response I could come up with... I am listening and painting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOUx6WJ1D_k&NR=1

[Aramike]

you ... sincerely ... jimmy ... speaker ... grey ...#$@#^# ... check ... vagintration ... infidel ... $%^$#bowowow$#^&* ... derailthewife ... :D:D:D ... stop ... gostop ... verve ... the ... ipswitch ... :damn::damn::damn: ... capslock ... budwieser ... carcinogen!

[Freiwillige]

you ... sincerely ... jimmy ... speaker ... grey ...#$@#^# ... check ... vagintration ... infidel ... $%^$#bowowow$#^&* ... derailthewife ... :D:D:D ... stop ... gostop ... verve ... the ... ipswitch ... :damn::damn::damn: ... capslock ... budwieser ... carcinogen!

Translation...American Cowboys.....Socialism......don't make fun.......Revolution......comerades.........Yay Stalin/Mao/Che......uhhhhh


I do great impersonations :D

[Jimbuna]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/2/128857364702084818.jpg

[Oberon]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd114/halcyonpoet/1203810101354.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://dawnsearlylight.blogs.com/graphics/Monty_Python_lumberjack.jpg

A wild lumberjack appears!


http://www.boundarywatersjournal.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/AX.jpg

He uses an ax.


http://orangecow.org/pythonet/linus/photos/se2e8-10/se2ep817.jpg

It's very effective!

[NeonSamurai]

I see your tank, and I raise you...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9413/17442124.jpg

:D

[Rockstar]

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?


"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"


:O:

madam nose snooze a lot, apparently you've never heard the power of the funkadelic starchild?

http://www.duke.edu/%7Etmc/pics/bootsy.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry3-320x246.jpg

Go ahead punk...make my day!!

[frau kaleun]

madam nose snooze a lot, apparently you've never heard the power of the funkadelic starchild?

http://www.duke.edu/%7Etmc/pics/bootsy.gif

Bootsy? Of course I know Bootsy. He's a homeboy, Cinci born and bred.

[HunterICX]

I see your tank, and I raise you...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9413/17442124.jpg

:D

Now that's an Admin I would like to be banned by :rock:

HunterICX

[Freiwillige]

We (Those in the know) have now noticed that you (Those who cannot possibly know what those in the know infact do know) have not heeded our humor ban seriously.

So we (Those in the know who's knowing just keeps growing exponentially beyond even your (Those not in the know, no way no how) puny little brains comprehension.) Have decided that henceforth at the 11:00 hour of every day we (Those in the know whose knowledge shall be compared to all the known wisdom in the universe and we should know because all the known wisdom in the universe is in fact known by us!) Shall taunt you (Those who cannot know the things we know because knowledge is like fruit and damn it there's only so much fruit so get your own!) Until you quit this silly funny picture posting jokes!

The taunting by we (Those, well you get the idea by now cause well we shared a little fruit just so you could finally grasp at our brilliance, cause what good is being superior and gloating if the inferior is to dumb to realize how superior we (Those in the know) In fact are!) Shall again be meated out haphazardly because honestly your probably to intellectually inferior to understand your punishments anyhow.

So in ending I say STOP the Silliness or there is a good chance you may not get taunted!

We (Those who know so damn much it makes our heads hurt to try to comprehend how in fact little you (Those who cannot know cause we did not share much fruit) Do not know) have spoken!

[krashkart]

... Shall again be meated out...


You mean like this?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/14/article-1284451620202-0B290BE4000005DC-394102_466x712.jpg


:O:

[frau kaleun]

We (Those in the know) have now noticed that you (Those who cannot possibly know what those in the know infact do know) have not heeded our humor ban seriously.

So we (Those in the know who's knowing just keeps growing exponentially beyond even your (Those not in the know, no way no how) puny little brains comprehension.) Have decided that henceforth at the 11:00 hour of every day we (Those in the know whose knowledge shall be compared to all the known wisdom in the universe and we should know because all the known wisdom in the universe is in fact known by us!) Shall taunt you (Those who cannot know the things we know because knowledge is like fruit and damn it there's only so much fruit so get your own!) Until you quit this silly funny picture posting jokes!

The taunting by we (Those, well you get the idea by now cause well we shared a little fruit just so you could finally grasp at our brilliance, cause what good is being superior and gloating if the inferior is to dumb to realize how superior we (Those in the know) In fact are!) Shall again be meated out haphazardly because honestly your probably to intellectually inferior to understand your punishments anyhow.

So in ending I say STOP the Silliness or there is a good chance you may not get taunted!

We (Those who know so damn much it makes our heads hurt to try to comprehend how in fact little you (Those who cannot know cause we did not share much fruit) Do not know) have spoken!

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lol_wut1.jpg

[Freiwillige]

Consider yourself Taunted Frau, Very Taunted!:stare:

[frau kaleun]

Consider yourself Taunted Frau, Very Taunted!:stare:


HAHAHAHA the laugh's on you, I wuz tainted when I got here.






Wait, what?

[nikimcbee]

You mean like this?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/14/article-1284451620202-0B290BE4000005DC-394102_466x712.jpg


:O:



Hey, Leave Reece out this!:haha:

[Freiwillige]

Effective immediately, For every humorous post henceforth 100 dust mites shall be executed by Bic lighter. It pains Us (YOU GET THE IDEA) that we (US IN THE BLAH BLAH) have been pushed to this point.:doh:

[Krauter]

And if you'd ever heard me trying to sing "Like A Virgin" in the crapper you wouldn't be laughing either. The acoustics just make it worse.

:rotfl2: why did this make me laugh so hard :har:

[krashkart]

I dedicate this to Sailor Steve. :salute:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3711

[nikimcbee]

Consider yourself Taunted Frau, Very Taunted!:stare:

Good grief charlie brown! Where did you learn to taunt?, You should have, at a bare minimum, included this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

[frau kaleun]

Effective immediately, For every humorous post henceforth 100 dust mites shall be executed by Bic lighter. It pains Us (YOU GET THE IDEA) that we (US IN THE BLAH BLAH) have been pushed to this point.:doh:

Put down the lighter or the panda gets it!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/25/b55ec642-0d1b-445d-9539-17e7fd550c4e.jpg

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2: why did this make me laugh so hard :har:

I'm gonna go with "you have issues?" for $1000, Alex. :O:

[Freiwillige]

So far 400 dust mites have met their fate.

Now you must watch this as further punishment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=relmfu

[Freiwillige]

"We have nothing to fear.......But fear of tigers"~Tiger attack survivor

[nikimcbee]

What's next, the comfy chair threat?:haha:

[frau kaleun]

What's next, the comfy chair threat?:haha:

But... what if it has... POINTY CUSHIONS?!?!?!? :o :wah:

[nikimcbee]

But... what if it has... POINTY CUSHIONS?!?!?!? :o :wah:

Put on a hockey helmet and a thick sweatshirt. That should keep you safe for the moment. That will give me enough time to put my chainmail on and perform a daring rescue:woot:.

BTW, your name better not be Herbert.:D

A dramatic re-enactment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6HQIrEk7g&feature=related

[nikimcbee]

...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread!

[frau kaleun]

...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread!


But... but... but... I have to pee!








*from the next room*

...hey hey hey c'mon and -

VOGUE!

- let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it...

[nikimcbee]

(sirens in background)




Everybody run! It's the coppers!





(The Elite Buna Force, pulls up and surrounds the thread)






(the bullhorn comes out......)



okay, okay, We've had reports of too much silliness in this thread!


http://pictures.howbits.com/funny-police12.jpg

[krashkart]

How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed. :hmmm:

It's a very good thing that I've already donned my Lurid Corset Of Drop-Dead Gorgeousness [GLOWING] [HUMMING] [CURSED]. :stare:

Wait... where am I? :doh:

[frau kaleun]

How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed.

*reads back through thread*

:hmmm:

Uh, waiter? I'll have what ^he's^ having.


:O:

[krashkart]

Uh, waiter? I'll have what ^he's^ having.



Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

[Freiwillige]

Frau I thought you said you couldn't sing. That is the voice of an angel and your chorus was only thrown off by the sound of the flushing toilet.

Brought tears to me eyes it did.:up:

[frau kaleun]

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

Dammit man you owe me a new keyboard. :har:

[nikimcbee]

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

:har:+2

[frau kaleun]

Brought tears to me eyes it did.:up:

Uh, yeah... sorry about that.

I'll burn some incense next time.

[nikimcbee]

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

Speaking of Flintstones, this thread has also been brought to you by this fine flintstone product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLnPM0BjaQ

[Jimbuna]

(sirens in background)




Everybody run! It's the coppers!





(The Elite Buna Force, pulls up and surrounds the thread)






(the bullhorn comes out......)



okay, okay, We've had reports of too much silliness in this thread!


http://pictures.howbits.com/funny-police12.jpg

LMAO :har:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/something_completely_different.jpg
And now for something completely different:
http://jokes.blogsavy.com/files/2009/01/chuck-norris.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I'll see your Chuck Norris and raise.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ec_bXQZWE2E/Sk1b1N5L6oI/AAAAAAAAEB4/2Xdca09awRI/s400/Ennio_051104102053503_wideweb__300x375.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

I'll see your Man With No Name and raise:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dlZgZFQ2pf4/SW6eVircWdI/AAAAAAAAEkM/foMVwcTxtwU/s1600/gran-turino-clints-finger+gun.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

Oh man. Old Clint probably beats young Clint. I think we've found the toughest human being on the planet. I'll fold. :)

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsE/5108-28290.gif
Oh... Okay then.

[August]

I see your movie tough guy and raise you Epic Beard Man.

http://media.cnngo.com/media/gallery/asian_memes/Epic_Beard_Man.jpg

[Lord_magerius]

I see your epic beard man and raise you Professor Baddass

http://www.readplatform.com/uploads/2009/07/professor-of-cool.jpg

[Gargamel]

Lurid Corset Of Drop-Dead Gorgeousness [GLOWING] [HUMMING] [CURSED].


Hehehehehehe.... MUD flashback there...

[August]

I'll see your professor and raise you a Gunny.

http://www.mensfitness.com/2008/images/bad-ass/1208-bad-ass-60-ermey.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I know I folded, but what the hell.

I'll see your Gunnery Sergeant and raise you the Techno Viking

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Shakezula/TechnoViking.png

[Weiss Pinguin]

I see your gunny and raise you a lieutenant general!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZNkvemDYDFo/S_HBGPTaw-I/AAAAAAAAA28/ubkNmq1K75c/s1600/U1269848INP.jpg

[frau kaleun]

I'll see all your guys with guns and raise you one pissed off samurai.

http://vbsowmya.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mifune.jpg

[August]

I'll see your Samurai and raise you Pai Mei and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

http://greentintedglasses.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Pai-Mei-Large.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I'll see all your guys with guns and raise you one pissed off samurai.

http://vbsowmya.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mifune.jpg

I'll see your 30-year-old mulberry field and raise you his boss:
http://www.grijalvo.com/Jc_Kurosawa_Mifune/jc_kurosawa_7samurai5.jpg

[frau kaleun]

I'll see your Pei Mei and Kambei and raise you the Raptor Jesus Bear Cavalry.

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4441.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I sat and waited for the picture to download. Then I read the caption. :haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

Alright, it took me a couple of minutes, but I'll see your Raptor Jesus Bear Cavalry and raise you Calvin's T-Rex:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScRWRUHCepH7A_Oljn3yJXnO5X3XDLi wj5iaNeZAqPtw9btbpsDw&t=1

[Jimbuna]

There can only be one...

http://altjapan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfd2253ef00e55426d7bb8834-320wi

[Lord_magerius]

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Edit: oops wrong thread... Nothing to see here, move it along people.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Yes, only one... This one:
http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews_2/ab5734/kung_fu_hustle_a.jpg
BUDDHA PAAALM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/119394430_f574cf0b4b_z.jpg?zz=1

[frau kaleun]

That is an awesome movie.

[Reece]

Since I am the one:

http://s2.daemonsmovies.com/mov/up/2010/04/Bruce-Lee.jpg
I'll take you all on!!

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/119394430_f574cf0b4b_z.jpg?zz=1
http://x8c.xanga.com/b91f6b47d2132265358808/b211354932.png

[nikimcbee]

http://sushibandit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/godzillarockets.gif

[nikimcbee]

After budget cuts, the Royal Navy unvails their new Battleship.

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http://eightthousandmycetophilidae.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dumbest.gif

[Reece]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072009/1247140047_mushroom-cloud.gif

[The Third Man]

Folks are placed in the brig because humor reigns supreme here.

[Takeda Shingen]

http://eightthousandmycetophilidae.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dumbest.gif


:haha:
Is it bad if I want one?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.officesignspro.com/images/funny-signs/Road-Signs/rain.jpg

[krashkart]

http://eightthousandmycetophilidae.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dumbest.gif

:haha:
Is it bad if I want one?

Not necessarily. Now it is time for your medications, Mr. Takeda. Open wide... :03:


:O:

[Takeda Shingen]

Not necessarily. Now it is time for your medications, Mr. Takeda. Open wide... :03:


:O:

Glargh blarrre bleeech plhuuuueehaaaaahhhhhhhhh

All better now.

[frau kaleun]

After budget cuts, the Royal Navy unvails their new Battleship.


:haha:
Is it bad if I want one?

Just wait a few years and the RN will probably sell you one slightly used at a substantial discount. :yeah:

[krashkart]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072009/1247140047_mushroom-cloud.gif


So... are you saying something about my cooking? :stare::hmph:

:O:

[nikimcbee]

So... are you saying something about my cooking? :stare::hmph:

:O:

Egg in microwave?

[nikimcbee]

:haha:
Is it bad if I want one?

You hafta wear the Giligan outfit though.

[krashkart]

Egg in microwave?

First attempt at making biscuits and gravy. :yep:

I thought it went well... until Reece posted the external footage. :-?

[NeonSamurai]

Ok the establishment has had enough of all this 'humor' and 'sillyness'; its the brig clapped in leg irons for all of you.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Good thing I snuck in a file:
http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/a/21829d1247193105-how-smooth-copper-pipe-file-flat-bastard-metal-lima-plana-bastarda.jpg

[krashkart]

Ok the establishment has had enough of all this 'humor' and 'sillyness'; its the brig clapped in leg irons for all of you.


http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3722

[frau kaleun]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=3722

http://chztotsandgiggles.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/d61e2aa1-7ab5-477f-bafa-b0dfaafb8f88.jpg

[Reece]

Ok the establishment has had enough of all this 'humor' and 'sillyness'; its the brig clapped in leg irons for all of you.
Bondage in chains will never stop me!

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/victoriabeckham.jpg
Whoops... wrong picture!!

Here's the correct one!:oops:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060515/060515_prisonbreak_hmed_2p.grid-6x2.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vQcNEGrjn1M/0.jpg

"Alright now, children, you just get on in there and we'll have no trouble..."

[Reece]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vQcNEGrjn1M/0.jpg
"Alright now, children, you just get on in there and we'll have no trouble..."
There are 3 well known actors there, one is Andy Griffith, one is Don Knotts, who knows the other?:DL:hmmm:
Bet Steve knows!

[NeonSamurai]

Bondage in chains will never stop me!

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/victoriabeckham.jpg

Why hey there ma'am :shucks: pleasure to make your acquaintance... hey wait a minute!
You know my weakness... BLAST! :hulk:

[Reece]

:har:

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/vicdic.jpg
Oh you are naughty!!

[August]

There are 3 well known actors there, one is Andy Griffith, one is Don Knotts, who knows the other?:DL:hmmm:
Bet Steve knows!

This one?

http://www.mycosmicdna.com/cosmic_dna_bank/images/Clint%20Howard.jpg

[Reece]

Damned close, his brother (in cast as Ronny Howard)!:yep:
http://www.morethings.com/fan/andy_griffith/don_knotts-ron_howard-andy_griffith838.jpg
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2008/09/19/andy_griffiths__1221846777_7459.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

There are 3 well known actors there, one is Andy Griffith, one is Don Knotts, who knows the other?:DL:hmmm:
Bet Steve knows!
And director now :yep:

[August]

You're probably right but Clint did have a recurring role on the Andy Griffith Show as Leon:

http://home.hiwaay.net/%7Ethefanns/images/leon.jpg

[Reece]

You're probably right but Clint did have a recurring role on the Andy Griffith Show as Leon:

http://home.hiwaay.net/%7Ethefanns/images/leon.jpg
Yes, he was a handsome chap, starred in "My science project", good show imo, not my wife's favorite actor, we endeavoured to watch a movie he starred in called "Evil Speak", it certainly was evil, couldn't watch it through!!:oops:

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, he was a handsome chap, starred in "My science project", good show imo, not my wife's favorite actor, we endeavoured to watch a movie he starred in called "Evil Speak", it certainly was evil, couldn't watch it through!!:oops:
Clint also played a funny little alien in an original Star Trek episode, was in Apollo 13 and From The Earth To The Moon (as well as a gazillion other things, but who's counting?).

No, Reece, I didn't know Ron was in that picture, but that's what I would have guessed.

But here's another for you: What other close members of Ron Howard's family are also established actors? (no fair peeking)

[nikimcbee]

@ Reece, isn't she kinda...thin for your fancy?

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/victoriabeckham.jpg

[Freiwillige]

@ Reece, isn't she kinda...thin for your fancy?

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/victoriabeckham.jpg

Yes you are quit right indeed. Guess I can be a good chap and take her in then. :|\\

[Reece]

Sorry to disappoint you boys but she is sitting right here next to me!:O:
@ Steve, I wouldn't have a clue, only know the 2 brothers, and yes I do remember Clint in Star Trek, didn't he run an escort service or something, also the wraith, I remember him offering a beverage of some description?:hmmm:

[krashkart]

>_>


<_<



http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2296


http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/serious_shat.jpg



:O:

[Armistead]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/gw-mission-accomplished.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

C'mon man, let's not go political.

[Armistead]

Sorry, didn't know the humor was limited to actors and porn stars.:D

[Takeda Shingen]

Unless this is your first day reading GT, you would know that anything political will destroy a lighthearted thread with absolute certainty.

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely...:yep:

[Freiwillige]

Dawn your political shields men. We hold them here! This is where we fight! This is where they die!


This is SSUUUUUBBBBSSSSSIIIIIIIMMMMMM!!!!!!!:stare:

[NeonSamurai]

Porn stars? where?

[Reece]

Porn stars? where?
Lilly Von Schtupp:
http://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kahn-blazing-1.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Lilly Von Schtupp:
http://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kahn-blazing-1.jpg

Its Twue! Its truw!:haha:

[Reece]

Its Twue! Its truw!:haha:
As you can see she loves schnitzengruben!!:yep:

http://schnitzengruben.com/schnitzengruben.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

@ Steve, I wouldn't have a clue, only know the 2 brothers, and yes I do remember Clint in Star Trek, didn't he run an escort service or something, also the wraith, I remember him offering a beverage of some description?:hmmm:
Their father, Rance Howard, has been around for quite awhile (obviously) and has done a lot of work, but not of the level of his oldest son. If you're a Babylon 5 fan, you might remember him as Sheridan's dad.

But Rance's younger brother, Ron (for whom Ronny was named) started getting acting jobs after his more famous nephew, so had to change his name. Anyone who's ever seen anything from Deliverance to Stargate SG-1 is probably familiar with Ronny Cox.

[Reece]

Anyone who's ever seen anything from Deliverance to Stargate SG-1 is probably familiar with Ronny Cox.
No, the only Cox I know is Wally Cox, bet you never watched Hiram Holliday!:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm surprised you even know of Wally Cox, living off in foreignland as you do. :O:

[frau kaleun]

[insert joke regarding how much Reece knows about Cox]

[NeonSamurai]

Purn sters? vhere-a? Bork Bork Bork!

Zeeur fezeer, Runce-a Hooerd, hes beee eruoond fur qooeete-a evheele-a (oobfeeuoosly) und hes dune-a a lut ooff vurk, boot nut ooff zee lefel ooff hees ooldest sun. Iff yuoo're-a a Bebylun 5 fun, yuoo meeght remember heem es Shereedun's ded.

Boot Runce's yuoonger bruzeer, Run (fur vhum Runny ves nemed) sterted getting ecting jubs effter hees mure-a femuoos nephoo, su hed tu chunge-a hees neme-a. Unyune-a vhu's ifer seee unytheeng frum Deleeferunce-a tu Stergete-a SG-1 is prubebly femeelier veet Runny Cux.

[insert juke-a regerdeeng hoo mooch Reece-a knoos ebooot Cux]

I hefe-a tu sey thees threed (und GT) is vey mure-a foon veet zee bork bork bork ploogeen fur fureffux :D

Noo yuoo ell suoond leeke-a zee Svedeesh cheff

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/bork-bork-bork/

Zee Svedeesh Cheff fs Zee Cheeckee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ&feature=related)

[geetrue]

All I know is that I followed a link callled, "idle time is the devils playground"


idle time is the devils playground (http://www.tldm.org/news2/first_strike.htm)


and it led me to here :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Sorry to disappoint you boys but she is sitting right here next to me!:O:


I must admit, that blow-up doll is very lifelike Reece :03:

[Reece]

I must admit, that blow-up doll is very lifelike Reece :03:
Was hoping you wouldn't notice!:damn:

[Jimbuna]

Was hoping you wouldn't notice!:damn:

Normally I wouldn't but I've got the same model too :DL

[Reece]

Normally I wouldn't but I've got the same model too :DL:har:

I don't know why but I feel the urge to put this one of Mcbee junior up!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3d7pHXva1qzn1axo1_500.jpg

[nikimcbee]

[insert joke regarding how much Reece knows about Cox]

:har::har::har:
2 points to: Team Frau

[nikimcbee]

:har:

I don't know why but I feel the urge to put this one of Mcbee junior up!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3d7pHXva1qzn1axo1_500.jpg

Can't be my kid:
1. too Irish looking
2. my kid is usually stuck infront of the computer:shifty:
3. We don't eat bowl o' brainz:haha:
4. My kids aren't that geeky looking
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http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7193/vikingdog020.jpg

okay, maybe not.

[Freiwillige]

Can't be my kid:
1. too Irish looking
2. my kid is usually stuck infront of the computer:shifty:
3. We don't eat bowl o' brainz:haha:
4. My kids aren't that geeky looking
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http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7193/vikingdog020.jpg

okay, maybe not.

I bleed Purple and your dog just got allot cooler in my book!:salute:

[nikimcbee]

[insert joke regarding how much Reece knows about Cox]




Reece has a fancy for training cox!

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http://www.rcuniverse.com/magazine/reviews/979/cox01.jpg

oh....that cox

[Sailor Steve]

I finally figured out what's wrong with this thread...




...the title!




Should be "Derailing Humor With Threads Is Frowned On In This Establishment!"

[August]

I finally figured out what's wrong with this thread...




...the title!




Should be "Derailing Humor With Threads Is Frowned On In This Establishment!"


I frown upon your grammatical correctness! :stare: :DL

[flatsixes]

Speaking of grammar, some days are just more fun than others. I mean, some days are just more fun than other days are fun. Um...Some days are funner. You know what I mean.

Take today, for example. I just used the words "supercilious" and "reprobate" in a sentence describing my opponent.

Ahhhhh....:smug:
Maybe I just take the rest of the afternoon off.

[Reece]

http://forums.appleinsider.com/images/ammo/derailed1.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://livingindryden.org/images/varna/freeseBridgeA04062004B.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/runaway_train_derailed_thread_soul_asylum.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/3065/unstoppabley.jpg

[Reece]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_W2q9viMY-Mc/TAdH2c3mByI/AAAAAAAAARw/6XRAKkUSvEc/s1600/trespassers+will+be+shot.jpg

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1830/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1830-6574.jpg

[frau kaleun]

And the sign said,

"Anybody caught trespassin' will be shot on sight."

So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,

"HEY! WHAT GIVES YOU THE-"

*bang*

*thud*

:O:

[Reece]

And the sign said,

"Anybody caught trespassin' will be shot on sight."

So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,

"HEY! WHAT GIVES YOU THE-"

*bang*

*thud*

:O:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ47sERnP0otdKl9-SeAfSJrFACjufY2M1_8pXTbaKH07LgdjRL&t=1
That's gonna leave a mark!!:haha:

[nikimcbee]

This is so dumb, I had to post it!

No cheetos for Reece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oPYRdb2QvU&feature=related

[Reece]

Sheesh!! That's really bad Mcbee,:doh: maybe you should edit your signature picture!!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL