I got a email from the NSA!

[STEED]

Ermm, right OK...:hmmm:

And here it is.....


National Security Agency (NSA) Headquarters.

(Link removed by me)
Firstly, my name is LTG Keith B. Alexander (Director, National Security Agency). We are contacting you today because we are taking over your Online Safety. We all know that rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive 200 messages per day claiming to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extract money from people.

Right now, we are dealing with the President of Nigeria and the Issuing Bank Of your Fund. With this, we are 100% able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. In-order to deliver your funds to you, we need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust.

Therefore, stop further communication with any firm, offices or individual so you can successfully receive your funds. Get back to me as soon as you read this so I can direct and instruct you on how to receive your funds from the legal Issuing Bank.

Director, National Security Agency
Chief, Central Security Service
LTG Keith B. Alexander, USA.

[the_tyrant]

:har:
best scam email I've seen in a long time

[STEED]

:har:
best scam email I've seen in a long time

At this rate Obama with be sending me one. :rotfl2:

[the_tyrant]

At this rate Obama with be sending me one. :rotfl2:

At least he will be doing something about the deficit!:haha:

[Kaye T. Bai]

Even better than the Robert Mueller ones! :yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

Gosh, I'm glad Keith Alexander is working for us! I feel safe now. :DL

[STEED]

As a none American I'm chuffed by this, cool. :DL ;) :yeah: :haha:

[Kaye T. Bai]

O hai guise!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Keith_B._Alexander_official_portrait.jpg/225px-Keith_B._Alexander_official_portrait.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

We all know that rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive 200 messages per day claiming to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extract money from people.

Right now, we are dealing with the President of Nigeria and the Issuing Bank Of your Fund. With this, we are 100% able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. In-order to deliver your funds to you, we need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust.
http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/304/303604/Duke_Nukem_Ava_by_The_Xorcyst.jpg

[Kaye T. Bai]

By the way, Keith B. Alexander is a full, four-star General now. :salute:

[Takeda Shingen]

Wow, you know the director of the NSA. And he owes you money! No way this is a fraud; do it!

[STEED]

I wonder if I can get a signed photo of him. :DL

[darius359au]

You gotta love them spammers ,usually it's the same stuff but occasionally they come up with something new and original:D:D

[ajrimmer42]

haha, brilliant

[August]

Sounds legit to me. How many Nigerians do you know that are named "Keith"? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

I got one from the FBI once. :D

[STEED]

Sounds legit to me. How many Nigerians do you know that are named "Keith"? :hmmm:

None that I know of. :)

[Gerald]

Nigeria letters always changing character

[TLAM Strike]

For the record I did not send this...


:stare:


:shifty:



:O:

[Armistead]

The ones I get from Nigeria are always from nice christian ladies. I always write back.

"Praise the Lord, I've been waiting for my miracle. I planted a seed just last week with Brother Hinn. I'm so poor and not educated, so not sure what info you need.

Currently I'm bankrupt and the IRS has taken control of my overdrawn bank account. I will need you to send a certified check or cash to a PO Box of a friend. He works with the FBI and bet he knows how to help us in this legal process, maybe help get you out of your nation for a small fee.

Again, praise the Lord. "

[Castout]

Does anyone know if the US Navy top brass plays Dangerous Waters :DL.


It's a possibility you know.

[Kaye T. Bai]

We should get ADM Roughead, ADM Mullen and a MCPON West up for an LAN match. :D

[STEED]

For the record I did not send this...


:stare:


:shifty:



:O:

:rotfl2::up:


Got the same one again...Boy, this guy really wants to put a stop to those Nigerian bad guys. :DL :har:

[TarJak]

Best write back immediately. Its obviously urgent.:03:

[nikimcbee]

So, did you ever help him out?:haha:
You should suggest that you join forces and become pirates off Somalia.:arrgh!:


Arghttp://artflutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dogs/pirate.jpgh, tis the dread pirate Steed and 'is lit'le 'elper Keith.

[papa_smurf]

Obviously the NSA have nothing better to do than send you a e-mail:haha: