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TLAM Strike
12-26-10, 12:41 PM
An Imam in Ghana (http://news.peacefmonline.com/social/201012/119636.php) says:

...the disasters are expected to occur “as a result of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to one side.”Just like Guam!!

To stop this:
...the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constructed along the equator.The country he is in doesn't have to make such an huge investment:
He stressed that Ghana could escape the world disaster if President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 times, slaughter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as alms to the needy in society.:doh::haha:
nikimcbee
12-26-10, 12:45 PM
I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.:haha:
Jimbuna
12-26-10, 01:00 PM
I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.:haha:

Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:
nikimcbee
12-26-10, 02:03 PM
Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:

Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?
Platapus
12-26-10, 02:06 PM
Sounds better than some of the plans coming out of Congress. :yeah:
Oberon
12-26-10, 03:02 PM
Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:

Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame. :03:
TarJak
12-26-10, 04:09 PM
Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?
He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...:doh::dead:
Jimbuna
12-26-10, 05:31 PM
Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

That Aussie pi$$ will do nicely thank you :DL

Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame. :03:

That's the plan :DL

He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...:doh::dead:

Madras or Vindaloo if you don't mind....oh and your horror story programme or should I have said 'the comedy show' commences coverage in 30 minutes :smug: