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Platapus
12-26-10, 09:42 AM
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/26/playboys-hugh-hefner-engaged-to-24-year-old-former-playmate/?hpt=C2

Playboy's Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old former playmate (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/26/playboys-hugh-hefner-engaged-to-24-year-old-former-playmate/)


Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time.
This time the lucky gal is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month.


“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hefner posted on his Twitter account. (http://twitter.com/hughhefner) "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."
“Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring," he clarified later for those asking if it was merely a Christmas present or a step forward for the couple.


Hefner posted that he and Harris spent the night before Christmas watching a movie, then exchanging gifts. Hefner had a few for his girlfriend, including the legendary diamond Playboy watch, which Harris tweeted a picture of. (http://yfrog.com/h8s93nj)

(http://yfrog.com/h8s93nj)
His big gift was the engagement ring. It was a "memorable Christmas Eve together," Hefner tweeted.
Hefner's love life has, of course, been well documented – including the popular reality show showcasing a trio of girlfriends in "The Girls Next Door."


Hefner and his previous wife, 1988 playmate of the year Kimberley Conrad, were married in 1989 and separated in 1998. They divorced this year. Now Hefner will walk down the aisle half a century after his first marriage in 1959 to Mildred Williams.


But if you think Hef might not be the exact icon of monogamy or a perfect relationship, he begs to differ. In an interview with RadarOnline.com (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-video-interview-hugh-hefner-says-jesse-james-wasnt-good-bet-fact) after the breakup of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, he said more than anyone, he knows all of the sides to a relationship – and what makes one work.
"I was married and completely faithful for eight years," he told Radar. "I lived a single life, a playboy lifestyle, before and after it, but while I was married I was faithful to it." Hefner told the New York Times magazine (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/11/magazine/11fob-q4-t.html) in July that he uses Viagra – which he called "God's little helper" – a couple of times a week.


Dude, she is 60 years younger than you! Yeah older guys with young women can be a sign of the racy playboy lifestyle. But 60 years!


Hef, you are banging a women who could be the age of your granddaughter (If Christie had had children). That's getting way into the creepy zone. :nope:

antikristuseke
12-26-10, 09:46 AM
Stop tempting me damnit, do you have any idea how difficult it is not to do pedophilia related jokes here?

Still, concenting adults and all that.

the_tyrant
12-26-10, 09:49 AM
you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Takeda Shingen
12-26-10, 09:51 AM
you know, this guy's wallet is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Fixed.

Gerald
12-26-10, 09:51 AM
Money talks.....wait.....can either wedding bells....:O:

August
12-26-10, 09:51 AM
I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here. :DL

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/crystal-harris.jpg

Takeda Shingen
12-26-10, 09:54 AM
I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here. :DL

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/crystal-harris.jpg

I can: Navel ring. That and tatoos are my big turn-offs.

Dowly
12-26-10, 09:54 AM
And she left her boobies home. :hmmm:

the_tyrant
12-26-10, 09:57 AM
And she left her boobies home. :hmmm:

Its not that bad, I don't the boobies big enough to smother me

Gerald
12-26-10, 09:59 AM
And she left her boobies home. :hmmm: :haha:

Platapus
12-26-10, 10:03 AM
you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Speak for yourself.

mookiemookie
12-26-10, 10:09 AM
you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

Gerald
12-26-10, 10:14 AM
I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't. Good Mookie, then we have it done

Armistead
12-26-10, 10:19 AM
I'm sure she would in just as much love if he was an average joe.....

the_tyrant
12-26-10, 10:20 AM
I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

an i thought practice makes perfect:nope:

Sailor Steve
12-26-10, 01:05 PM
I've always loved the interview I read years ago. The reporter asked Hef what his best pick-up line was.

"My best pick-up line? 'Hi, I'm Hugh Hefner.'"

Freiwillige
12-26-10, 01:38 PM
I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here. :DL

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/crystal-harris.jpg

Got to side with August on this one!:salute:

Plus its another excuse to post this pic again!!!:yeah:

Schöneboom
12-26-10, 01:47 PM
I can't help seeing another Anna Nicole Smith scenario. At least Hef will "go out with a bang". :woot:

Wolfehunter
12-26-10, 05:07 PM
The real question who will be getting out banged hehehe... Her or him... :har:

kiwi_2005
12-26-10, 05:12 PM
you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

:haha: probably damn right there. @84 thinking about sex would probably kill me.

Castout
12-26-10, 05:12 PM
At least the man is going public with his marriage. Some politicians like to engage in sex with much younger girls too but they never dare to go public about it obviously. Sex with much younger girl is also a well known political bribe and I guess are quite commonly practiced. Even head of state gets bribed with it.

I don't mind if some unfaithful politicians want to engage in sex with other women besides his lawful wife as long as they are prostitutes I mean if they pressure a good women or good girl into sleeping with them or raping them well they need to be tied to the tail of an A380 and scrapped on runway to serve as decoration.

Sledgehammer427
12-26-10, 06:41 PM
I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

because ex-girlfriends are a truly reliable source of information. :shifty:

as for hef getting married, more power to him. it's nice to see someone popping viagra in the apparent age group it's built for.
-flashback to a couple friends bragging about trying it- :dead:

bookworm_020
12-26-10, 08:52 PM
Its not that bad, I don't the boobies big enough to smother me

More than a handful is a waste! But I'm willing to compromise if she can cook!:D

I can: Navel ring. That and tatoos are my big turn-offs.

Both can be removed!!:yeah:

Will he stick around if she puts weight on???:hmmm:

farmall
12-26-10, 10:17 PM
That is one huge right thumb and she is missing a left shoulder.

Betonov
12-27-10, 05:08 AM
Eww, blonde :down:

bookworm_020
12-27-10, 06:00 PM
Eww, blonde :down:

Can be fixed by hair dye, will increase the IQ as well!:88)

Betonov
12-27-10, 06:11 PM
Can be fixed by hair dye, will increase the IQ as well!:88)
RED !!!!!!!!!!!! like the fires of hell

it's not the color I hate, it's just that a lot of women dump peroxide on their hair simply because more men will drull over her. The simplest proof is that a lot of women I know left their natural hair overgrow their blond or even dyed it to black or brunette simply because they've gotten into a serious relation.

Castout
12-27-10, 08:49 PM
RED !!!!!!!!!!!! like the fires of hell

it's not the color I hate, it's just that a lot of women dump peroxide on their hair simply because more men will drull over her. The simplest proof is that a lot of women I know left their natural hair overgrow their blond or even dyed it to black or brunette simply because they've gotten into a serious relation.

Nah Black or Brunette. Red comes second :O: and everyone knows blondes don't come last they just never got there to be considered LOL

Platapus
12-27-10, 08:53 PM
All cats are gray in the dark

Castout
12-27-10, 09:03 PM
All cats are gray in the dark

Tis one ist orange

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/167537708_a5d0973811.jpg

While tis one ist white












http://lolosad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/white_lion.jpg

Betonov
12-28-10, 03:24 AM
Nah Black or Brunette. Red comes second :O: and everyone knows blondes don't come last they just never got there to be considered LOL
Eeeexcelent.... more reds for me :cool:

Penguin
12-28-10, 11:32 AM
C'mon guys: if you were 84 and still fit and you had the chance to do a 24yr old, who would say no?
I would certainly hit on her (1)*

(1) = hit meaning try to get into her pants, not actually beating her ;). I made the mistake when I was younger: "Are you hitting on my friend?" - "Why should I hit her, I like her!" :haha:

Penguin
12-28-10, 11:46 AM
RED !!!!!!!!!!!! like the fires of hell



This!!!
I hope we will never meet in real life - we got to much in common! We would compete for the same woman, crack the same jokes, have the same arguments in politics.
Peace, bro! :salute:


I also go with bookworms theory that dye increases the iq!

I cannot understand however the attraction that many men have to these live Barbie dolls like Hugh's new gf.