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frau kaleun
12-08-10, 02:00 PM
FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.
The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change.
In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.*
*Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 02:04 PM
Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard
Why did shivers go up my back when I read this? :dead:
Randomizer
12-08-10, 02:10 PM
I Vehemently Protest This Poll with an Excess of Rigor!
The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum and implies a practical knowledge of skateboarding. Also there were no wombat-related choices. I refuse to participate and therefore chose the fourth option.
This outrage will be reported to the Secretary of Silly Polls.
onelifecrisis
12-08-10, 02:14 PM
See what you've done now, Jim? :stare:
I chose
'Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard'
becuase I have balls of STEEL :yeah:
Cheers
Garion
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 02:17 PM
The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum
Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs. :stare: Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised. :down:
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 02:23 PM
Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs. :stare: Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised. :down:
That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.
As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.
papa_smurf
12-08-10, 02:25 PM
Take this poll to be thy lawfully wedded thread
So tempted at one point...:har:
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 02:28 PM
That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.
As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.
Yeah, eunuchs is a great operating system. Never crashes nor makes sexual advances. :haha:
how about a nude photo for the runner-up?
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 02:41 PM
how about a nude photo for the runner-up?
Sure, why not?
http://www.dawngrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/WindowsLiveWriter/ItstrueIdonereaditonthemInternets_7FE6/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear5.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
There ya go! :yeah:
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 02:42 PM
He is on the eunuch server!!!
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 02:46 PM
with an Excess of Rigor!
For Excess of Rigor lasting more than four hours, consult your physician immediately.
DarkFish
12-08-10, 02:56 PM
So tempted at one point...:har:I'm the one that voted that:D
I, Darkfish, take you, Would You Rather..., to be my lawfully wedded poll, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for troller, in sickness and in spam, to read and to reply; from this day forward until a moderator do us part.
Nothing to see here, move along:shifty:
http://oldburywellsrevolution.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/nuke_it_from_orbit.jpg
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 03:07 PM
@ Oberon:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3417783342_2be24c9c63.jpg?v=0
Growler
12-08-10, 03:10 PM
That is one unhappy wombat.
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 03:14 PM
That is one unhappy wombat.
Well, he was nuked from orbit. Tends to cramp one's style a bit.
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly. :doh:
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 03:19 PM
Wombat defects to England. Can not handle the stress. Wombat hosted by Jim:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbnwoGFQw5pV4TSQDazy-qs2k0Gy7omWs5K_wJ4Lrp-acvRlIM4g
Growler
12-08-10, 03:24 PM
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly. :doh:
They cut the power...
Takeda Shingen
12-08-10, 04:18 PM
http://oldburywellsrevolution.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/nuke_it_from_orbit.jpg
Now, to be fair, that bomb was not launched from orbit. I hereby decree that you should be disqualified from the running.
Oh, and I said that I would take the poll, like a good, handsome samurai. Did I mention handsome?
Krauter
12-08-10, 04:22 PM
Strike him with a wombat for lying!
Takeda Shingen
12-08-10, 04:24 PM
Strike him with a wombat for lying!
I do not lie, I simply omit in a convenient fashion.
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 04:25 PM
Oh, and I said that I would take the poll, like a good, handsome samurai. Did I mention handsome?
Very nice, you may hold the sword for Mr. Balls Of Steel upthread. :D
Krauter
12-08-10, 04:26 PM
:D it's not lying. It's just misdirecting the truth and supplying you with a more believable extension of the truth :D
Takeda Shingen
12-08-10, 04:27 PM
Very nice, you may hold the sword for Mr. Balls Of Steel upthread. :D
Finally, employment! They said I wouldn't make it, but they didn't count on this thread! In fact, I don't think anyone did.
Penguin
12-08-10, 04:45 PM
The wombat is a lie!
I know it's ill-mannered and ungentlemanly to quote oneself, but obviously did the Frau not notice that a rival party has already been founded here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1549410&postcount=129 :
Fight the mistreatment of wombats through the The-Frau-Kaleun-Hits-People-Over-The-Head-With-An-Angry-Wombat-Party!
Join the We-Hit-The-Frau-Kaleun-Hits-People-Over-The-Head-With-An-Angry-Wombat-Party-Members-Who-Are-Mean-To-Wombats-With-Stuffed-Pandas-Covered-In-Chocolate-Sauce-Movement!
You'll also get voting rights in every second year when your age is uneven, so 13 (and15) year-olds can vote here!
Krauter
12-08-10, 04:48 PM
But what happens if we're at an even age :( ?
AVGWarhawk
12-08-10, 04:50 PM
The wombat is a lie!
No, the cake is a lie!
DarkFish
12-08-10, 04:54 PM
The wombat is a lie!
I know it's ill-mannered and ungentlemanly to quote oneself, but obviously did the Frau not notice that a rival party has already been founded here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1549410&postcount=129 :Frau K, would you please hit this miscreant over the head with an angry wombat?:stare:
Penguin
12-08-10, 04:56 PM
But what happens if we're at an even age :( ?
At an even age you're allowed to shag underage pandas in school uniforms - who speak German and Spanish :88)
No, the cake is a lie!
No, the wombat that ate the cake is a lie!
Krauter
12-08-10, 04:56 PM
But what if I want semi-Lithuanian speaking pandas?
Penguin
12-08-10, 05:04 PM
Frau K, would you please hit this miscreant over the head with an angry wombat?:stare:
Et tu, DarkFish? You too fell for the gruesome lies that the Frau utters? I thought I would get you with the voting rights? Remember, us who live in the third world don't have the privlilege to vote.
(In, before they power gets cut off again and we have to praise our communistic leaders)
But what if I want semi-Lithuanian speaking pandas?
Well, as a forum administrator I have just set up a board for this special purpose. But beware: this species is extremely emotional!
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 05:05 PM
Frau K, would you please hit this miscreant over the head with an angry wombat?:stare:
Bah, I can't be bothered with that sort of thing any more. That's why I hired the samurai.
*grumbling from background*
Oh, excuse me. The handsome samurai.
Go get him, Tak!
And remember folks, if a testicle goes into the crowd - it's yours to keep!
The wombat is a lie!
No, the cake is a lie!
No, You're a lie!
Krauter
12-08-10, 05:07 PM
Could I possibly exchange my emotionally unstable uniform wearing panda for a more stable individualistic panda?
And remember folks, if a testicle goes into the crowd - it's yours to keep!
I never thought it was possible to be emotionally scarred by someone half a world away :haha:
Penguin
12-08-10, 05:30 PM
Ha, you can't scare me with your toothpick-swinging samurai!
I am the great Führer of my own party!
Party members: attack!
Party members....?
Par..pa...pa...PAPS, MOM there is this scary woman from the internet who wants to cut off my balls!
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7218/panic.jpg
Randomizer
12-08-10, 05:35 PM
And remember folks, if a testicle goes into the crowd - it's yours to keep!
This thread should come with a "CAUTION Flying Testicle" warning. People need to know these things to avoid PTDS.*
*Post Testicular Dodging Syndrome
MaddogK
12-08-10, 05:48 PM
Eh, I chose the 6th option,
view the results and run away.
Krauter
12-08-10, 05:49 PM
This thread should come with a "CAUTION Flying Testicle" warning. People need to know these things to avoid PTDS.*
*Post Testicular Dodging Syndrome
Remember, don't look directly AT it. God know's a flying testicle can and WILL blind you :haha:
Sailor Steve
12-08-10, 08:52 PM
I voted option two as well. This doesn't mean I do everything DarkFish does, but...
I LOVE YOU, POLL! I LOVE YOU, THREAD!!!
And yes, I know how to spell "sycophant".
...but they didn't count on this thread! In fact, I don't think anyone did.
No one expects...THE WOMBAT THREAD!
(BUM BUM BUM)
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 09:15 PM
I voted option two as well. This doesn't mean I do everything DarkFish does, but...
I LOVE YOU, POLL! I LOVE YOU, THREAD!!!
That's okay, we here at the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party support all alternative marriage choices between consenting adults.
Touch the wombat, though, and Takeda will change your vote to option #5.
Sailor Steve
12-08-10, 09:18 PM
Promises, promises. :zzz:
frau kaleun
12-08-10, 09:56 PM
Promises, promises. :zzz:
I'm a politician now, what did you expect? Actual results? :haha:
I opted for the third option, "Take this pole and shove it"!!:yep:
I just don't know why!:hmmm: maybe because I like to thrust things!:oops:
Growler
12-08-10, 10:12 PM
Right. Remind me not to EVER stand in front of you, Reece.
TLAM Strike
12-09-10, 12:25 AM
No, the wombat that ate the cake is a lie!
Indeed true because there is no spoon for it to eat it with... :shifty:
CaptainMattJ.
12-09-10, 12:34 AM
I chose the samuri sword.
Why? My Sack is itchy. :D
Jimbuna
12-09-10, 11:51 AM
Why did shivers go up my back when I read this? :dead:
Because you imagined the 'true' sensation and came to the realisation some evil bugga might just be wiling to aid you :DL
Jimbuna
12-09-10, 11:52 AM
See what you've done now, Jim? :stare:
What?....Created the first spamming wombat? :DL
antikristuseke
12-09-10, 11:55 AM
Why is there no option for pudding? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw)
Herr-Berbunch
12-09-10, 11:59 AM
Why is there no option for pudding? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw)
@antikristuseke I always find your posts either informative or (more often) amusing, but that link is just... I don't know - nothingness :yep:
I hearby demand a picture of a lady with pudding, or something along those lines! :D
antikristuseke
12-09-10, 12:02 PM
http://matthewholden.com.au/images/Logo-Pudding_lady.gif
frau kaleun
12-09-10, 12:08 PM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/pudding-you-say.jpg
Jimbuna
12-09-10, 12:14 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01542/pudding_1542763c.jpg
Growler
12-09-10, 12:37 PM
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
antikristuseke
12-09-10, 12:47 PM
How could anyone not want to eat meat?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
YOO! YES YOO! STAND STILL LADDIE!!
cheers
Garion
onelifecrisis
12-09-10, 07:05 PM
How could anyone not want to eat meat?
In the US everything is the wrong way around. ;) Meat is cheap and veg is expensive. So instead of parents saying "eat your veg" they say "eat your meat" over there.
Madox58
12-09-10, 07:48 PM
In the U.S. where I'm at?
Meat is cheap if you buy a half of beef.
That's half a steer, somewhere around 400 pounds after processing.
Total cost comes out to less then $1.80 per pound.
That's Steaks, Ribs, Ground Beef, etc.
:yep:
Now if you go to the stores?
The same meats cost WAY more for 400 pounds.
The meat I buy is all Grass fed, not injected with crap and all that commercial BS.
They are well treated and well fed!
They even have thier own pond!
Oh, and I was going to vote for the Slide down the sword thing until I realised
it was 'Scrotum' and not 'Solace'.
(Samething I think?)
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