Punch lines only

[The Third Man]

We all have jokes. Here is a place to post the punch lines. Wrap the set-up around them and have a good laugh. :D :woot:


Out back, pumping ethyl.

or

Does that remind you of the last time you had sex?

[Weiss Pinguin]

If you know what I mean ;)

[UnderseaLcpl]

I'm confused. Does this mean we each post punchlines and others come up with the jokes?

[TarJak]

:har::har: Good one UnderseaLcpl!!!:har::har:

I've got another pair in the trunk of my car.

[TLAM Strike]

Here is one for the Lcpl:

He was disobeying orders so I gave him a dishonorable discharge.

[UnderseaLcpl]

He was disobeying orders so I gave him a dishonorable discharge.



I've got another pair in the trunk of my car.


Glad to hear that worked out.:DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Glad to hear that worked out.:DL
If you know what I mean...












:shifty:

[Sailor Steve]

Tuesday's your day in the barrel!

[TarJak]

"Yup !!....

Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

[ReFaN]

i'l be back.

[Tribesman]

Elephants

[Jimbuna]

Here's one I made earlier.

[mookiemookie]

What fish?

[Weiss Pinguin]

I had two of them when I came in!

[FIREWALL]

Look down... Your holding the joke. :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

That is not my dog.

[Jimbuna]

The cheques in the post.

[CaptainHaplo]

I was talking to the duck......

[Jimbuna]

That definitely wouldn't have happened if I was in charge.

[Sailor Steve]

Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[mookiemookie]

Dad - Best I could do under the circumstances.

[UnderseaLcpl]

So then she says; "Is it in yet?"

[TarJak]

Terrible

[Weiss Pinguin]

Dad - Best I could do under the circumstances.
Son... I am disappoint.

[Jimbuna]

I'm sick of warning you...your under arrest!

[Gerald]

where the police are, not talking bite on me

[Jimbuna]

Of course I love you dear.

[Sailor Steve]

George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree!

[Jimbuna]

It wasn't me...honestly.

[Gerald]

no excuses now, I'm tired of you always come home after 4 am

[The Third Man]

No, that's just a little ice cream

[mookiemookie]

Son... I am disappoint.

Well played, sir.

[Sailor Steve]

Mom got out on the roof.

[The Third Man]

Don't worry about that. Its just going to be me and you.

[Jimbuna]

Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!

[Herr-Berbunch]

...but they wouldn't have fitted anyway! :rotfl2:


This is the punchline to a mediocre joke but just say the punchline to my wife and she's off in hysterics :nope:

[TarJak]

I told you to never ever tell me that.

[Jimbuna]

Yep, she's pregnant too!

[Gerald]

of you again, what we have said about it?

[Jimbuna]

No, we figured out what's causing it!

[Gerald]

explain further, and now we want to know the true...

[Jimbuna]

Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?"

[The Third Man]

Barack Huseien I am born Muslim, Obama.

[gimpy117]

he takes in a deep sniff and says: phew!.... hellllooo ladies!

[The Third Man]

Bump :har:

[Jimbuna]

I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any!

[TarJak]

Make sure you wipe with the left hand not the right.

[Gerald]

so they are better, it feels like someone else to do it

[Jimbuna]

Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!

[Bill Nichols]

No, pa, but the pig's in the wheelbarrow.

:D

[Jimbuna]

At your wedding, father!

[Gerald]

and you will have become basket boy, and it does produce matter what you say

[The Third Man]

Who's B*B?

[Jimbuna]

He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

[TarJak]

Are you awake love?

[Jimbuna]

Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there!