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iowa101
08-12-10, 07:06 AM
how do i put this as my signature

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4561/squallu.jpg

Task Force
08-12-10, 07:08 AM
Go to User CP (upper left corner), edit signature and copy/paste it into the text box.

iowa101
08-12-10, 07:14 AM
thank you mate

iowa101
08-12-10, 07:19 AM
hmmm it wont work for some reason, ill try scaling it down

iowa101
08-12-10, 07:26 AM
yay

iowa101
08-12-10, 07:37 AM
please delete this topic



X to be deleted X

Sailor Steve
08-12-10, 10:18 AM
please delete this topic



X to be deleted X
Won't happen. The only threads that get deleted are spambots and ones that totally violate the rules.

It will fade into oblivion soon enough. :sunny:

danlisa
08-12-10, 10:34 AM
.....and ones that totally violate the rules

Ahh, you mean like the signature size limit.:haha:

Herr-Berbunch
08-12-10, 10:37 AM
Won't happen. The only threads that get deleted are spambots and ones that totally violate the rules.

:sunny:

Well, we could start spamming from this thread, or do some stuff to violate the rules... :yep:

But that would probably get you thrown in the brig, so just leave it to drift a w a y :zzz:

Dowly
08-12-10, 10:42 AM
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/spray.jpg


*runs away*

Herr-Berbunch
08-12-10, 10:53 AM
Nice one centurian... can we get some hot chick back into your sig as well? :D Please?

Dowly
08-12-10, 11:05 AM
All due in time.

In the meantime, here is the pic I last used in the sig for you to drool on.
http://photos.webridestv.com/datastore/images/user/cf31a6a3fb068eada3f887a23ba0c56a/Cars_and_Girls_73796_20080515.jpg

sergei
08-12-10, 11:23 AM
Good Lord :o

tater
08-12-10, 12:19 PM
Yowza!

I approve, whole heartedly.

AVGWarhawk
08-12-10, 12:23 PM
Look at the airbags on that baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet. I'm giving up fishing for car racing. YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! :up:

iowa101
08-12-10, 02:20 PM
hot mama, tell me where can i order one :har:

Sailor Steve
08-12-10, 03:16 PM
Ahh, you mean like the signature size limit.:haha:
I meant threads that violate the rules. Individual violations get warnings, and infractions. There are members who've been banned who still have threads around. :O:

Herr-Berbunch
08-12-10, 03:33 PM
Is Sailor Steve really Stevie Wonder :cool: no mention of cars, seatbelts, or anything else ever so slightly, and gorgously, off topic?

Keep up the good work my Finnish Ferrety Friend... :up:

Dowly
08-12-10, 03:38 PM
Keep up the good work my Finnish Ferrety Friend... :up:

I'm afraid there is no other picture on the internets that could top that. :hmmm:

Herr-Berbunch
08-12-10, 03:39 PM
But do keep looking :O:

manitoba1073
08-12-10, 03:51 PM
I'm afraid there is no other picture on the internets that could top that. :hmmm:

I bet ud be wrong on that.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u320/manitoba1073/misc/myPS3controller.jpg


image depicting sexual act removed


and yummy cupcakes

Herr-Berbunch
08-12-10, 03:52 PM
I'm so glad I popped in to an SH4 thread :D

sergei
08-12-10, 03:58 PM
Oh I say. :o

iowa101
08-12-10, 03:58 PM
:har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

Dowly
08-12-10, 04:01 PM
I bet ud be wrong on that.

There's an difference between an photo that looks good because it has some sexual stuff going and a photo that has just the girl posing. I prefer the latter one. :hmmm:

iowa101
08-12-10, 04:15 PM
:DL i got some decent girl pics but to be honest i'd have to censor them, wit is very mean. wont you agree :up:

mobucks
08-12-10, 04:43 PM
indeed, although i must say, cupcakes was the "icing" on the thread. :timeout:

iowa101
08-12-10, 05:28 PM
True :har: the best signature i've seen was my mates a girl opening her legs with a pair of pants saying enter at your own risk :har:

good times lol i rofl'd everytime he posted :haha:

Sailor Steve
08-12-10, 09:04 PM
:DL i got some decent girl pics but to be honest i'd have to censor them, wit is very mean. wont you agree :up:
You should have censored the one you did post. That kind of language is not considered appropriate here, no matter how small the letters.

Jimbuna
08-13-10, 05:27 AM
I'm so glad I popped in to an SH4 thread :D

I was simply looking for some good examples of SH4 sigs and thought I'd inadvertently ended up on a porn site :o:oops:

Good job these glasses are so dark I can't see through them :cool:

Dowly
08-13-10, 09:46 AM
I use Firefox, which one you prefer?
http://www.steven-sanders.com/images/sexy-firefox1.jpg

Herr-Berbunch
08-13-10, 09:50 AM
Obviously Internet Explorer...

http://www.gadgetizer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/alexandra-ansgar-internet-explorer-mascot1.jpg

PS. Not really, I'm using FF4.0 beta 3 at the minute

Herr-Berbunch
08-13-10, 09:51 AM
In fact, she gets everywhere

http://elcofrecito.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/firefox-girl.jpghttp://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MmGdkGc3L2LmpM:http://www.calcamonia.es/img_temp/navegadores/opera.jpg&t=1

Dowly
08-13-10, 09:55 AM
That slut! :o

John Channing
08-13-10, 09:59 AM
Guys, I think we are getting close to some kind of line here.

JCC

Herr-Berbunch
08-13-10, 10:04 AM
Sorry boss, Dowly kinda distracted me, again :oops:

Or do you me the anagram of lust?

iowa101
08-13-10, 10:26 AM
calm it down guys it was orignally meant for asking how to apply a sig, not to invite porn content so please tone it down alot.

ichso
08-13-10, 11:13 AM
Every good board needs its own dosis of porn.
Or do you think you can keep people entertained with war games alone ?

John Channing
08-13-10, 12:01 PM
Think of it this way.

You are in Neal's house. While you are in Neal's house you should respect Neal's rules. If you feel you can't show that kind of respect for the guy who pays all of the bills here then you always have the option of going to someone else's house who has different rules.

And yes, I have been entertained by "war games" stories here since 1998.

JCC

ichso
08-13-10, 12:47 PM
Think of it this way.

You are in Neal's house. While you are in Neal's house you should respect Neal's rules. If you feel you can't show that kind of respect for the guy who pays all of the bills here then you always have the option of going to someone else's house who has different rules.

And yes, I have been entertained by "war games" stories here since 1998.

JCC

Okay, so far these posts have been pretty harmless in my opinion. Sure, the thread is getting offtopic but the topic has been dealt with already, anyway.
If Neal would say stop, I would be the last one to start acting up with him.

Also, when I said that wargames don't go without porn, you maybe shouldn't take this more seriously than I meant it.
I surely didn't want to insult anybody.

John Channing
08-13-10, 01:19 PM
Okay, so far these posts have been pretty harmless in my opinion. Sure, the thread is getting offtopic but the topic has been dealt with already, anyway.
If Neal would say stop, I would be the last one to start acting up with him.

Also, when I said that wargames don't go without porn, you maybe shouldn't take this more seriously than I meant it.
I surely didn't want to insult anybody.

No insult taken. And for the record I said things were getting close to a line, not over it.

JCC

AVGWarhawk
08-13-10, 01:25 PM
http://static.flickr.com/47/136007350_e7b759f8be.jpg

iowa101
08-13-10, 01:46 PM
were are you guys getting all these girls from...oh...behave iowa

manitoba1073
08-13-10, 02:45 PM
Well it is the interwebz. lol

Nisgeis
08-13-10, 03:59 PM
http://elcofrecito.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/firefox-girl.jpghttp://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MmGdkGc3L2LmpM:http://www.calcamonia.es/img_temp/navegadores/opera.jpg&t=1

With so many clients, she must have a virus.

Herr-Berbunch
08-13-10, 04:03 PM
With so many clients, she must have a virus.
:har: Like it

Onkel Neal
08-13-10, 04:59 PM
Getting close to the line, let's not get too carried away, ok? :shucks:

Dowly
08-13-10, 05:31 PM
Ow come on Neal, boobies are nice.

iowa101
08-13-10, 05:43 PM
he's right tho keep it below the line alright lol or you'll get me kicked :wah:

Sailor Steve
08-13-10, 11:57 PM
he's right tho keep it below the line alright lol or you'll get me kicked :wah:
No. You only get in trouble for what you do. If someone else uses that to go too far, it's their lookout, not yours.

iowa101
08-14-10, 12:12 AM
oh ok :salute: well make sure you guys behave

Dowly
08-14-10, 07:46 AM
he's right tho keep it below the line alright lol or you'll get me kicked :wah:

You're not going to get kicked, but you're going to get into my ****list if you keep sucking up the mods & Neal like that.

Jesus, look the posts you've made before a moderator popped and compare them to the ones you made after JC posted.

You do realize that you're not gonna get any extra points for having your tongue half-way in someone's arse here? You just gonna feel dirty afterwards.


And JC, your "Neal pays the bills" thing has one flaw, there's tons of donators who help him to pay them. So, taken your argument, I as a multi-time donator, should also be one to make my own rules. See my point?

And lastly, WHAT IS IT WITH BOOBS THAT IS SO CONTROVERSIAL!? Jesus christ, it's just boobs! Non-naked ones! Sometimes I have to stop and think if this is some well disguised gay forum. Geez, relax guys. :nope:

AVGWarhawk
08-14-10, 08:35 AM
With so many clients, she must have a virus.

:har:

AVGWarhawk
08-14-10, 08:36 AM
it's just boobs


Well we like to refer to folks here as members. Not boobs. :DL

Dowly
08-14-10, 08:51 AM
Well we like to refer to folks here as members. Not boobs. :DL

YOu silly git. :O:

John Channing
08-14-10, 09:14 AM
You're not going to get kicked, but you're going to get into my ****list if you keep sucking up the mods & Neal like that.

Jesus, look the posts you've made before a moderator popped and compare them to the ones you made after JC posted.

You do realize that you're not gonna get any extra points for having your tongue half-way in someone's arse here? You just gonna feel dirty afterwards.


And JC, your "Neal pays the bills" thing has one flaw, there's tons of donators who help him to pay them. So, taken your argument, I as a multi-time donator, should also be one to make my own rules. See my point?

And lastly, WHAT IS IT WITH BOOBS THAT IS SO CONTROVERSIAL!? Jesus christ, it's just boobs! Non-naked ones! Sometimes I have to stop and think if this is some well disguised gay forum. Geez, relax guys. :nope:


Oh, puhleeze.... enough with the Internet Tough Guy, in-yer-face, angry young man, anarchist routine. It's boring.

And you get to set the rules the very minute that the bills for this site are as voluntary as your contributions.

See my points?

JCC

Onkel Neal
08-19-10, 08:13 AM
Disclaimer: If you report this signature image, you are an poo-poo head and your God hates you and your family, your pet is gonna burn in the fires of Hell too. Think about that before going crying like a bitch. Thank you.

I'm going to say one more time, signatures should not be political if you post in anything other than GT.

Signature images should not be overtly sexual. I am not going to ask my children to leave the room so I can read the forum. If you have a problem with this, leave.

And if the main intention of your sig is to piss people off, your sig will be removed, and your sig privleges will be disabled. I'm not going to waste any more time on this.

I'm goin' down
08-20-10, 01:04 AM
Tater likes them big Taters, I'll bet. It looks like a perfectly good reason to outlaw seatbelts. They are unsafe. They block the view.