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SteamWake
08-09-10, 09:11 AM
Literally !



KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.


http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 09:17 AM
I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country... :hmmm:
SteamWake
08-09-10, 09:35 AM
West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between.

Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something. :haha:
jumpy
08-09-10, 10:04 AM
hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say.
On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank... :o Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol
AVGWarhawk
08-09-10, 10:11 AM
Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that.

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

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Sailor Steve
08-09-10, 10:15 AM
Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

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Why? I don't think she's "in the family way". Did her father object?
AVGWarhawk
08-09-10, 10:38 AM
Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition. :03:
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 11:27 AM
Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition. :03:

Some places its the law (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/massachusetts)
#8 Down...

:O:
Sailor Steve
08-09-10, 11:42 AM
Well, dog mah cats!

"Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed..."
The Third Man
08-09-10, 12:13 PM
I'm embaressed for him.
frau kaleun
08-09-10, 01:02 PM
Why? I don't think she's "in the family way".

Maybe he "liberated" her from the Maternity department.
The Third Man
08-09-10, 01:10 PM
Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Life imitating fiction, is nothing new. Watch the sky and see the ISS.

I think he should be allowed to marry the mannequin.
Castout
08-09-10, 08:35 PM
He's lucky he chose a mannequin.

There's a young man in Bali who chose a cow . . . . . caught and forced to marry the cow.

http://www.scandasia.com/viewNews.php?coun_code=plus&news_id=6505
The Third Man
08-09-10, 08:39 PM
This thread would garnered more response if a member of the Catholic Church was involved.

These un -aflicted persons are of no value.
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 08:42 PM
Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire? Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world... :hmmm:
Gerald
08-09-10, 08:49 PM
Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world... :hmmm:...... :hmm2:
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 08:53 PM
Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world... :hmmm:...... :hmm2: Rose tossed a container of some poision in to a big CGI plastic monster and killed them all.
Gerald
08-09-10, 08:56 PM
Rose tossed a container of some poision in to a big CGI plastic monster and killed them all. :yep:
Sailor Steve
08-09-10, 09:02 PM
Phhh, children! :nope:

There was a Third Doctor story arc back in 1970-something with the same thing. The Doctor had to destroy the giant squid-thingy that made it happen.
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 09:05 PM
Phhh, children! :nope:

There was a Third Doctor story arc back in 1970-something with the same thing. The Doctor had to destroy the giant squid-thingy that made it happen.

When you have been on the air for 40 years you tend to recycle plots. Just look at Star Trek. :O:
Sailor Steve
08-09-10, 09:16 PM
When you have been on the air for 40 years you tend to recycle plots. Just look at Star Trek. :O:
Oh, I know, and I have no problem with it. I was just poking fun at the folks who bring up the new episodes and don't know about the originals. :D
TarJak
08-09-10, 10:28 PM
Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world... :hmmm:

Not one of hollywood's finest moments: Mannequin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093493/) Starring Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall of Sexx and the City fame.
TLAM Strike
08-09-10, 10:52 PM
Kim Cattrall of Sexx and the City fame.

I remember her more for her role on Star Trek. :O:

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1386/valeris.jpg
kiwi_2005
08-10-10, 12:16 AM
I think he should be allowed to marry the mannequin.

read an article where a chinese man married his Avatar, no bull, He fell in love with his online Avatar he reckons its his soul mate. :har:
Platapus
08-10-10, 02:51 PM
read an article where a chinese man married his Avatar, no bull, He fell in love with his online Avatar he reckons its his soul mate. :har:

I think that is great. Now the government can collect taxes from him and his spouse. More money for the government.

I don't know if China has the "marriage penalty" in their tax code. :06: