You know what I hate?

[Dowly]

Flies! I've had this one buggering me all weekend and now there's two more! So, I got three flies circling around me like: - Yo, Dowly! **** on the floor so we got something to nom nom! and I'm like: - No! **** off! and their all like: - Comee on, don't be lame! and I'm like: - Yeh, whatever, just wait till I go to the shop and get some RAID and their like: - Hah, you lazy ass can't be arsed to go there! and I'm like: - True true, but seriously go bug someone else. and they're like: - Nah and I'm like: - ****...

****ing hate those **********s.

Right, carry on.

[krashkart]

:hmmm:

Clean house often, Dowly? :D

[Thomen]

When I was still living alone, I couldnt be bothered o get up either to kick some serious fly butt.
Instead, I used to shoot flies and mosquitoes with this:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w313/acbasbas/33571.jpg

Of course i didnt use paintballs for this.. ;)

Those yellow foam earplugs fit perfectly for this caliber.. :D

[Sailor Steve]

Wait until you have to go to store to buy food.

Buy flyswatter.

Swat flies.

No more flies.

[AVGWarhawk]

Clean the house Dowly. I think we had a thread on this before. :hmmm:

[Tchocky]

Flies are not so bad, not many get in. Being summertime, wasps and bees love to break in and bother me when i'm doing something important like IL-2.
Luckily, the cats find such insects absolutely delicious. Just pick one up and point it at buzzing intruder, works a treat!

[FIREWALL]

Get yourself a can of fly repellant and... Spray yourself with it.

Or... Go take a shower. :har:

[Sailor Steve]

Or... Go take a shower. :har:
Why do you always ask the impossible?:rock:

[August]

Last summer we had a problem with flies in the house. Big fat ones kept appearing no matter how careful we were about keeping them from getting into the house.

Turns out a rabbit had snuck into the basement, probably during the move and expired under the oil tank and that's where the flies were coming from. :o

[UnderseaLcpl]

Two words: Fly Tape. Bait it with scraps of soft food like cheese. You'll be rid of your flies in no time. :know:

[frau kaleun]

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/images/Flyc/fly1.jpg

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/Products/flyc/flyc1GB.asp

[HunterICX]

^:yeah: Now thats awesome!

HunterICX

[Blacklight]

It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!! :doh:

[Dowly]

It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!! :doh:

Well, my bedroom and livingroom are kinda mixed so. :O:

Anywho, turned my big fan on and haven't seen them since. :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Pffft, bunch of pussies :p2: Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."

[Blacklight]

Anywho, turned my big fan on and haven't seen them since. :hmmm:

BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP !!!!

[Happy Times]

Pffft, bunch of pussies :p2: Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."

I also think the mosquitoes are the biggest pain here also, if they get in you will be eaten alive in your sleep.:damn:

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img144/513/bugwj1.gif
http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img144/513/bugwj1.gif

[Weiss Pinguin]

I also think the mosquitoes are the biggest pain here also, if they get in you will be eaten alive in your sleep.:damn:
Reminds me something I once found in a fortune cookie: 'If you think you're too small to accomplish anything, you have never been in bed with a mosquito' :lol:

[Oberon]

Ugh, mozzies and gnats, open your mouth at the wrong time and you'll wind up eating a dozen of the buggers. Evening swarms...gah.
Our cat used to catch and eat the flies, but now she can't be bothered, so we use a fly swatter.

[Schroeder]

I also think the mosquitoes are the biggest pain here also, if they get in you will be eaten alive in your sleep.:damn:
I heard that in Finland some reindeer die of the blood loss that is caused by swarms of mosquitoes in summer.:dead:

[Dowly]

I heard that in Finland some reindeer die of the blood loss that is caused by swarms of mosquitoes in summer.:dead:

Can't say I've heard anything like that. :hmmm:

[OneToughHerring]

I heard that in Finland some reindeer die of the blood loss that is caused by swarms of mosquitoes in summer.:dead:

I don't think they can die from it but they migrate to get away from the mosquitos. Too much mosquitos may also bother the mother reindeers so that they give birth to dead calves.

Feeding reindeer meat to the hungry German war machine. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-119-0413-32%2C_Norwegen%2C_deutscher_Soldat%2C_Einheimische r.jpg)

I did once see a drunk, passed out guy whose face was black with mosquitos. I'm sure his face itched 'a little' when he woke up. :D

[August]

I heard that in Finland some reindeer die of the blood loss that is caused by swarms of mosquitoes in summer.:dead:

I've heard of that happening in South America with cows.

[Schroeder]

Can't say I've heard anything like that. :hmmm:
Just shows what you know about your country.:O:

I really don't know whether that is true or not but after having been to Finland in summer 92 I believed it from the spot.:dead:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Can't say I've heard anything like that. :hmmm:
That's because dead reindeer tell no tales, silly.

[Task Force]

Flys, mosquitoes I hate em all... In summer go outside in the after noon... good luck.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Pffft, bunch of pussies :p2: Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."

Hah! Try living in north Texas! We got two kinds of mosquitoes here as well; the kind you swat and the kind you shoot.

[kiwi_2005]

Yeah man i know what ya mean i hate the creatures with a vengeance, unless we get the home sprayed for flies before summer comes along then we get 100's of em every day, don't matter if we spring cleaned the house we still get the little basta*ds. What makes it worse is at night when on the pc and they land on your hands or head or hang around the monitor. :damn:

Its mid winter here now, not a fly in sight :rock: One of the reasons i prefer winter over summer any day, the cold doesn't bother me either.

[Platapus]

Makes one wonder why exactly Noah bothered to take these flys and mosquitoes on board the ark. :rotfl2:

Anyone remember the old Bill Cosby routine about Noah?

Right! :D

[Sailor Steve]

How long...can you tread water?

[August]

How long...can you tread water?

zwoopa, zwoopa, zwoopa, DING! Noah!

[Catfish]

Get some of those and Flies are no problem anymore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g
:D

Greetings,
Catfish

[August]

"Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."

Up in Maine the skeeters are big enough to carry off small children and dogs.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Up in Maine the skeeters are big enough to carry off small children and dogs.

Those are actually Texas skeeters that migrated north for the cooler summers.:DL

[August]

Those are actually Texas skeeters that migrated north for the cooler summers.:DL

So you're saying that Texas skeeters are pussies who can't stand the weather? :DL

[XabbaRus]

You should try the midges on the west coast of Scotland.

I have heard that mosquitoes actually clog up the noses and suffocate cows and reindeer.

Has happened to babies too so I have heard.

[Weiss Pinguin]

So you're saying that Texas skeeters are pussies who can't stand the weather? :DL
Nope, they're just the ones who've killed off the population in their areas and are looking for seconds and thirds ;)

[August]

Nope, they're just the ones who've killed off the population in their areas and are looking for seconds and thirds ;)

Yeah if I were them I wouldn't bother with Okies either... :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Yeah if I were them I wouldn't bother with Okies either... :DL
Only takes them half the summer to thaw out :p2:

[Dowly]

All but one have disappeared somewhere, I'm sure the one remaining is the original who just beat the other flies' arses. I shall call him Bob.