Reasons I Don't Like SH3

[krashkart]

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX (http://www.thegreywolves.com/) thingy. :O:


Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers. :stare:
2.) No sticky bombs! :nope:
3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection. :damn:
4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead?? :shifty:
5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period. :smug:
6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment! :stare:
7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now. :-?
8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space. :O:
10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.




































Good morning, SUBSIM! :har: :D

[Snestorm]

Ja, and the darn thing actualy makes you THINK sometimes.
Can you imagine that?


Good afternoon.

[STEED]

Shut up! :arrgh!: :)

Go throw a bucket of ice cold water over yourself. ;) :haha:


:rotfl2::rotfl2::up:

[geosub1978]

Because it has created a reference point for next WW2 subims.

[KL-alfman]

and it's already more than 5y old, i.e. it's completely outdated. isn't it?! :D

[RConch]

It is so bad that I play it every day, just to show myself how bad it is.:yep:

[Weiss Pinguin]

DRM


Where's the DRM for crying out loud?!

[Jimbuna]

Never played it myself :hmmm:

[The Enigma]

Never played it myself :hmmm:
Then tell us, who did you hire to play it for you? :O:

[Madox58]

He has a lot of testers that feed him intel.
:shifty:
:haha:

[sunvalleyslim]

Good Laugh, Hard to find fault with "The Best"

[Jimbuna]

He has a lot of testers that feed him intel.
:shifty:
:haha:

LMAO :har:

[toodrunk]

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?

[Weiss Pinguin]

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?
On top of that their weak spots are too small to attack :nope:

[krashkart]

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?

On top of that their weak spots are too small to attack :nope:

Yeah, gosh darn it. They made us actually work for our instant gratification. :D

[The Enigma]

And there is no way I can chat with my crew.
Would like to know how their family is doing. :nope:

[timmy41]

the worst part is, destroyers and aircraft actually attack you!

[toodrunk]

Thank you so much for brightening my day.

[frau kaleun]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165187334369262.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

THAT is without doubt my new favorite illustrated internet meme of all time.

[toodrunk]

Oh Jesus!

[Jimbuna]

Oh Jesus!

Does he play the game? :hmmm:

:DL

[ggregoro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUIr33JpvWM:)

[krashkart]

^^ :up:


Another reason SH3 sucks is because even frau kaleuns can play it. :O::har:

[frau kaleun]

Another reason SH3 sucks is because even frau kaleuns can play it. :O::har:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/dood-why-u-gota-be-so-mean.jpg

[krashkart]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/dood-why-u-gota-be-so-mean.jpg

I'm sorry FK. :cry:


Still, I can't help but wonder if I've been pwned by the "sad kitty" card. :hmmm:


That and... who doesn't want to pick up that little fuzzball and give it a hug. Poor little fella. Looks so sad. Gosh. And FK is my friend. :wah:


Womynz are teh ebil. :shifty:


:DL

[frau kaleun]

Guess I shoulda added a ":O:" in there, I thought it would be obvious that I was being silly (and I knew you were doing the same). No offense intended, none taken, we're cool. :DL

[The Enigma]

So who is the fuzzball here :haha::har:

[frau kaleun]

So who is the fuzzball here :haha::har:

I don't know about Krashkart, but I shaved this weekend.

[Weiss Pinguin]

I don't know about Krashkart, but I shaved this weekend.
http://www.the-shrike.net/images/hahaha-wut.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

@Weiss Pinguin,

Frau Kaleun has been shaving her chest again.:D

[Kpt. Lehmann]

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX (http://www.thegreywolves.com/) thingy. :O:


Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers. :stare:
2.) No sticky bombs! :nope:
3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection. :damn:
4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead?? :shifty:
5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period. :smug:
6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment! :stare:
7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now. :-?
8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space. :O:
10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.



Good morning, SUBSIM! :har: :D

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942. :88)

[frau kaleun]

@Weiss Pinguin,

Frau Kaleun has been shaving her chest again.:D

You know, when they said the Kriegsmarine would make a man out of me, I thought they were only joking... :doh:

[KL-alfman]

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942. :88)


but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for! :yep:

[krashkart]

but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for! :yep:

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it. :D

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman! :salute:

[KL-alfman]

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it. :D

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman! :salute:


and what about nose, ears, back?? :haha:


p.s: thx for congrats! :up:

[frau kaleun]

and what about nose, ears, back?? :haha:


Don't forget the Brazilian wax.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Don't forget the Brazilian wax.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/aberdeenstrangler/what-has-been-seen.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6262/633674535815939241brazi.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/633674535815939241brazi.jpg/)