View Full Version : Say goodbye to your soul... you may have sold it.
CaptainHaplo
04-15-10, 08:59 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/15/online-shoppers-unknowingly-sold-souls/
Now this was just funny. One more reason to not do crap online.
GoldenRivet
04-15-10, 10:32 PM
Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.
he holds the title to that real estate.
therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to. :salute:
UnderseaLcpl
04-15-10, 10:46 PM
Wouldn't do them any good. According to a 2006 survey of black chicks I tried to dance with one night at a friend's party, 100% confirmed that I "ain't got no soul, boy". Thus, I am immune from attempts to attain my soul, as well as my "rhythm", "moves", and "game", which a similar battery of surveys indicated I do not have.
Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.
he holds the title to that real estate.
therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to. :salute:
Hey cool response! I never thought of it that way.
But the op raises a good point. Few people read those agreements, mainly because they are deliberately written in such a way that you almost have to be a lawyer to understand them.
GoldenRivet
04-15-10, 11:15 PM
Wouldn't do them any good. According to a 2006 survey of black chicks I tried to dance with one night at a friend's party, 100% confirmed that I "ain't got no soul, boy". Thus, I am immune from attempts to attain my soul, as well as my "rhythm", "moves", and "game", which a similar battery of surveys indicated I do not have.
:har::har::har::har:
OH MY GOD
funny post of 2010 runner up for sure:salute:
Hey cool response! I never thought of it that way.
glad you like it
But the op raises a good point. Few people read those agreements, mainly because they are deliberately written in such a way that you almost have to be a lawyer to understand them.
yes... he does raise a good point
Schroeder
04-16-10, 03:39 AM
Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.
he holds the title to that real estate.
therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to. :salute:
Do you have written proof?
If not, there goes your soul.:O:
:D
Raptor1
04-16-10, 04:42 AM
They'd have to take this up with Mr. Satan in court, he's been claiming it for years...
Jimbuna
04-16-10, 06:58 AM
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Golden Gate.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They're having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," he says.
So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell and the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "When I was here previously, there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "When you were last here, we were campaigning...... Today you have voted."
DarkFish
04-16-10, 09:15 AM
oh since I'm not christian anyway they can have it if they want:)
(Anyone interested in buying my soul? For just a mere €100,00 it's yours! Online payment accepted!:up:)
I give my soul to subsim.com, let this post serve as an agreement from my part. :arrgh!:
frau kaleun
04-16-10, 10:25 AM
They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!
HunterICX
04-16-10, 10:28 AM
They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!
*Chop*
HunterICX
frau kaleun
04-16-10, 10:31 AM
*Chop*
Well that's gonna leave a mark. :stare:
:rotfl2:
NeonSamurai
04-16-10, 10:46 AM
They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!
Ya what if I lock you up in a tiny little cell with no windows? Where is your freedom then? :D
frau kaleun
04-16-10, 10:57 AM
Ya what if I lock you up in a tiny little cell with no windows? Where is your freedom then? :D
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7933939774/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/22/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg
breadcatcher101
04-16-10, 11:06 AM
They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!
Come on, girl, You don't want to do that.
Take some well-earned shore leave. Sit back at the Jade with a few Becks, relax a while and re-think things out.
You don't want to wind up as some sort of a flying Dutchman, it doesn't become you.
Jimbuna
04-16-10, 11:17 AM
You'll find your head at Lands End and a bollock each in Wales and Northumberland. :dead:
If they want to pony of enough cash to matter, they can buy mine. Let's see them put their money where their mouth is.
Maybe for a DB-9 or something equally cool.
frau kaleun
04-16-10, 11:46 AM
You'll find your head at Lands End and a bollock each in Wales and Northumberland. :dead:
They can have my head... but they'll never take... MY BOOOOOLLOCKS!*
*On account of I don't have any.
Fr8monkey
04-16-10, 11:52 AM
http://channelate.com/comics/2008-12-17-dont-believe-everything-you-hear.jpg
Sailor Steve
04-16-10, 12:04 PM
After an eternal argument over the collections of souls, God tells Satan that he's going to take him to court.
"You'll lose." says the Devil.
"What makes you so sure?" asks God.
Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
HunterICX
04-16-10, 12:10 PM
:haha: Nice one
HunterICX
Catfish
04-16-10, 12:22 PM
What about selling it at eBay ?
But then, what will the new "owner" "do" with it. And can he give it back, without reason within 2 weeks ? :88)
Greetings,
Catfish
Jimbuna
04-16-10, 01:27 PM
After an eternal argument over the collections of souls, God tells Satan that he's going to take him to court.
"You'll lose." says the Devil.
"What makes you so sure?" asks God.
Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
Nearly as old as you....but still a goodun :O:
nikimcbee
04-16-10, 01:32 PM
Nearly as old as you....but still a goodun :O:
:haha:
Welcome to hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc&feature=related
Jimbuna
04-16-10, 01:43 PM
:haha:
Welcome to hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc&feature=related
Good old Rowan....definitely a unique type of comedian :yep:
Stealth Hunter
04-16-10, 02:23 PM
Well I wasn't using it anyway.
Nicolas
04-16-10, 05:10 PM
After an eternal argument over the collections of souls, God tells Satan that he's going to take him to court.
"You'll lose." says the Devil.
"What makes you so sure?" asks God.
Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
The bible says Christ is our lawyer :sunny:
frau kaleun
04-16-10, 05:16 PM
The bible says Christ is our lawyer :sunny:
I had Moses for a gardener once but I won't have him back. Ran the sprinklers nonstop for a week after he left and the hedges were still smoldering.
Castout
04-16-10, 05:20 PM
Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.
he holds the title to that real estate.
therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to. :salute:
:DL Me too but I'm only in it for the power. It's absolutely true when some power obsessed people say that the world is not enough. It's not indeed. I murmur powerrrr or absolute powerrr in my sleep nowadays :D
Joke aside I must say that explains a lot. God bless and keep you and your family GoldenRivet :03:
Jimbuna
04-16-10, 06:40 PM
:DL Me too but I'm only in it for the power. It's absolutely true when some power obsessed people say that the world is not enough. It's not indeed. I murmur powerrrr or absolute powerrr in my sleep nowadays :D
Joke aside I must say that explains a lot. God bless and keep you and your family GoldenRivet :03:
Amen.
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