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JScones
01-22-10, 08:26 PM
...I have the solution!!!

http://www.4kraftykidz.com/SillyGlasses.gif

Since putting on a pair I have totally changed my view of the game!!!!!! For example, I can now see shadows where before there were none!!! Incorrectly modelled exteriors just fade away!!!

You, too, can experience the same revelation that I have!!!

Only $2.99 at optimist, sorry, optometrist stores everywhere!!!


:D

Das Gespenst
01-22-10, 08:41 PM
I can hear the engine right next to me!

Sgtmonkeynads
01-22-10, 08:50 PM
Dude!!!!! I smell soup!!!!!!!!

JScones
01-22-10, 08:52 PM
Thanks guys for taking the thread in the light hearted spirit in which it is intended. :up::up::up:

sharkbit
01-22-10, 09:00 PM
Do they make the propellers spin the right way?

:DL

Sgtmonkeynads
01-22-10, 09:03 PM
You need to buy the add-on eyebrows for that, silly!

JScones
01-22-10, 09:05 PM
Yeah, come on, the glasses can't perform miracles. :rotfl2:

Mikhayl
01-22-10, 09:09 PM
The best part about those glasses? Historically accurate:
http://i50.tinypic.com/mc9r47.jpg
(ok, sort of)

Torp III
01-22-10, 09:12 PM
Thanks Jaesen, I can see the lite too! :haha:

JScones
01-22-10, 09:23 PM
The best part about those glasses? Historically accurate:

<snip>
(ok, sort of)
Yes, of course! Bonus!

The automatic rig-for-red feature becomes an issue no more!!!

Want to rig-for-red at 1pm in the day? Easy! Just put on your $2.99 pair of specs.

Ingenious, Mikhayl. :up:

Sgtmonkeynads
01-22-10, 09:31 PM
They are great at parties in the Eagle's Nest too
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=128&pictureid=1082

Iron Budokan
01-22-10, 10:26 PM
Haha, finally, some advice that even I can use! :O:

TarJak
01-22-10, 11:28 PM
2nd post of the week in less than 24 hrs Jaeson!:haha:

Onkel Neal
01-22-10, 11:30 PM
I miss all the griefers who whined about SH3 coming out on a DVD FOR GODZ SAKE! :haha:

JScones
01-22-10, 11:32 PM
Oh man, don't remind me! I remember buying SH3, taking it home, sticking it in the drive and wondering why it wouldn't install. The black screen was quite disconcerting.

I was so close to taking the game back to the shop, until I noticed the DVD symbol on the cover.

D'oh! :damn::damn::damn:

Time to quickly duck out and buy a DVD drive!

Brag
01-25-10, 09:33 AM
The Optahoochie Visionary specs with pinkoview are a must wear for every fashion concious Kaleun. Perfect for wearing when eating soup, parading on railway stations and hugging uncle Karl.

:har:

AVGWarhawk
01-25-10, 09:38 AM
Those are very cool night vision goggles! The men shall enjoy and be quite the fashion starters as well. :yeah: Any beer goggles in the works?

TDK1044
01-25-10, 09:42 AM
...I have the solution!!!

http://www.4kraftykidz.com/SillyGlasses.gif

Since putting on a pair I have totally changed my view of the game!!!!!! For example, I can now see shadows where before there were none!!! Incorrectly modelled exteriors just fade away!!!

You, too, can experience the same revelation that I have!!!

Only $2.99 at optimist, sorry, optometrist stores everywhere!!!


:D


Are these compatible with JSGME? No way am I installing these without JSGME. I don't know how you got them off Neal anyway. He thought he looked cool on the motor bike wearing those.

fromhell
01-25-10, 12:58 PM
i love them, must get a pair.
maybe my wife will beleive me then when i say i dont feel well!:haha:

Snestorm
01-25-10, 01:10 PM
Nothing like a pair of Rose Colored Glasses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzINc8fTDhE

Mr. John Conlee

urfisch
01-25-10, 01:22 PM
thanks, my friend.

this is the shizzle!!!

:salute:

finally i feel good with this game!!! all looks so pretty and lovely done. this is amazing!

thank you so much.

:up:

TDK1044
01-25-10, 01:57 PM
...I have the solution!!!

http://www.4kraftykidz.com/SillyGlasses.gif

Since putting on a pair I have totally changed my view of the game!!!!!! For example, I can now see shadows where before there were none!!! Incorrectly modelled exteriors just fade away!!!

You, too, can experience the same revelation that I have!!!

Only $2.99 at optimist, sorry, optometrist stores everywhere!!!


:D


Now if these were in the Collectors edition...........:DL

Méo
01-25-10, 02:04 PM
Now if these were in the Collectors edition...........:DL

No they should be shipped by express mail as soon as you pre-order the game.

It might be the only solution to calm down some... :nope:

JU_88
01-25-10, 02:16 PM
Wow I can see a Type IXC! :D

frau kaleun
01-25-10, 03:06 PM
Those are very cool night vision goggles! The men shall enjoy and be quite the fashion starters as well. :yeah: Any beer goggles in the works?

I thought an Ubootmann wouldn't need those - don't the prettiest girls just naturally flock to you, what with the 6 weeks' worth of untrimmed beard and the diesel stink and the body odor and the mostly unwashed daddy parts?

Oh, wait. I think I understand why you need the beer goggles. Never mind!

:O:

indy
01-25-10, 03:27 PM
Oh..... your a sad sad little man....lolo great post. Indy:har: