The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

[HunterICX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

*little language warning*

Arnold is pretty much a winner here..

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating...and it gets everywhere" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

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[Task Force]

Lol, good find hunter.:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

Can't watch from work with the boss lurking nearby, so just tell me - how many out of 100 were written by George Lucas?

[Weiss Pinguin]

I'm guessing at least 101 :rotfl2:

[SteamWake]

"Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant" :haha::har:

[frau kaleun]

I'm guessing at least 101 :rotfl2:

*sigh*

Sounds about right. In the immortal words of Harrison Ford,

"You can type this stuff, George, but you sure as sh*t can't say it!"

[frau kaleun]

Ya know, some of these, in the context of the complete scene/movie, aren't really that bad.

But taken out of context they're pretty hilarious.

Edit: okay they lost me with the LOTR one because that is the *one* scene in the whole trilogy that always, always, makes me cry.

Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P

[Lord Justice]

Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P Certainly not madame, on the contrary. I beg you please forgive my intrusion. How do you do? One hopes have picked a most appropriate and fitting time, to have the honour. :) Might i take this oppertunity to have the great pleasure in saying hello. :oops:

[Rhodes]

The one from flash gordon is a classic one! And why john barrowman still has the cheesiest quote?

[frau kaleun]

Certainly not madame, on the contrary. I beg you please forgive my intrusion. How do you do? One hopes have picked a most appropriate and fitting time, to have the honour. :) Might i take this oppertunity to have the great pleasure in saying hello. :oops:

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last. :DL



* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.

[Lord Justice]

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last. :DL



* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this. :yep: Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

[lorka42]

I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.

[antikristuseke]

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this. :yep: Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"* :D

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

[frau kaleun]

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"* :D

:har:

[Lord Justice]

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"* :D

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my headSir, you should quit your post, or perhaps risk general action, but as iam in fine company, then good order must prevail, therfore i should hope i might without difficulty be relieved, :doh: :rotfl2: of err my post. Good Day.

[Sledgehammer427]

"I am here to kick a$$...and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Onkel Neal]

Awesome! Some great movies, and if you think you're above cheesy, then why are you on the internets? :O:

[VonHesse]

All cringe-worthy quotes, to be sure, but I think they missed one. I can't be the only one here who thinks that one of the cheesiest movie quotes of all time is:

"Step away from that bulkhead, Mr. Hirsch. Shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine".

I don't think I have to mention the movie, do I? :timeout:


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[Pioneer]

Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

[frau kaleun]

Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

Oh, no way! Second greatest ad lib of all time (that I know of), right after "It's not the years, it's the mileage."

Did I miss something or did they not have one single line from "Dune"? Altho it would be hard to pick out just one bad line of dialogue from among the general overwhelming awfulness of it. In fact I don't think I can remember any - I think my brain went into self-defense mode after turning it off and wiped clean all traces of dialogue that I might have retained.

[bookworm_020]

Any more chesse and I'd moo!:up:

Arnold many have won for total, but Tom Crusie was up there as well!

[kiwi_2005]

Speaking of Tom cruise, best mockery of him ever! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjGmZJu8OnY

[Arclight]

Hey Hunter, looking for some new custom sounds for ArmA? :rotfl2:

[Lord Justice]

Hey Hunter, looking for some new custom sounds for ArmA? :rotfl2::yep: it matters not lol