Why Submarines are better than women

[sonicninja]

A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes
her time.
Submarines like it done at all angles.
Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell
dirty jokes or cuss.
A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.
Submarines come with manuals.
A submarine is built for going down
A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there
as long as you want.
Submarines are always in trim.
You can dive a submarine any time of the month.
Submarines don't whine unless something is really
wrong.
Submarines don't care how many other subs you
have sailed on.
Submarines don't come with in-laws.
When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the
same time.
Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines
or if you buy books and magazines about them.
Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere
else.
Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers
on the way back.
:yep:

[ETR3(SS)]

Makes me miss the good ol days onboard my boat.:arrgh!: And well said, even for a limey.:O:

[Jimbuna]

A submarine is only better than a woman when it can 'go down' quicker :DL

[Shearwater]

Subs can be rigged for silent running.

[mjs80]

But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men... :D

[Reece]

Subs can be rigged for silent running.Blow that!!!:eek: All ahead flank!!:D

[ETR3(SS)]

But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men... :DTo be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women. :03::salute:

[Reece]

To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women. :03::salute:What if they were all ghay!!:haha:

[frau kaleun]

To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred...men than a hundred women.

I feel exactly the same way.

[ETR3(SS)]

What if they were all ghay!!:haha:It's not gay if it's underway. :03:

[Biggles]

What if they were all ghay!!:haha:

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
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[Jimbuna]

What if they were all ghay!!:haha:

He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead :O:

[Rilder]

He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead :O:

But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth! :rotfl2:

[Reece]

But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth! :rotfl2:http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/vomit-smiley-007.gifhttp://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/puke.gif

[Pioneer]

A submarine will never leave you.

[ETR3(SS)]

A submarine will never leave you. I let mine run around the ocean with another group of guys every once in a while. But we had an open relationship.:haha:

[geetrue]

That reminds me of a sea story, but this one really happen see ...

I was washing the dishes as a messcook on the USS Salmon SS-573 back in 1963 ... I had been the messcook for about six weeks. I would stay the mess cook for 84 sailors, on the best diesel boat in the US Navy, till someone newer and lower in rank came aboard

One day right after breakfast a big seabag comes down the midships hatch just a few feet from my dishwashing station. It falls right in front of the doc (you know the corpsman) he was a very funny guy.

He puts his coffee cup down and waits for the new seaman assigned to our boat right out of torpedo A school. The new guy was just a skinny 19 year old, Thorton was his name. He comes down the hatch next all smiley and everything ... his first boat.

The doc throws his arms around him and gives him a big kiss and says, "Welcome aboard sailor"

I took off my apron and gave it to him and reported to sonar.

Can you imagine what that poor guy must have thought ... a year later he turned out to be one of the best sailors onboard due to all the ribbing and kidding around he took.

[Sailor Steve]

...but this one really happen see ...
You know what they say about the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story...

A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."

A sea story begins "No $#!+, there I was..."

But I believe you, and it was a good one.




No, really, I do believe you.:rotfl2:

[Platapus]

I would stay the mess cook for 84 sailors, on the best diesel boat in the US Navy, till someone newer and lower in rank came aboard




Ah, the concept of FNG. An old and honourable military tradition. :yeah:

[rein1705]

You know what they say about the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story...

A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."

A sea story begins "No $#!+, there I was..."

But I believe you, and it was a good one.




No, really, I do believe you.:rotfl2:


Beautiful !:D