(OT) &@$%@$!*@%$@#%!!!!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

< Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! >

YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!

My frackin' coffee maker just !&*#!# frackin' DIED!!! :damn::damn::damn:

Now I have to got to &%%!*&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!!:hulk::hulk::hulk:

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Or somebody's gonna DIE!!! :/\\chop

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!:mad:

:stare::stare::stare:

Grrrrrrr!

[Madox58]

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?
:har:

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.
:haha:

[Leg]

Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker:DL

[Madox58]

Right now?
Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where
in search of a Coffee Maker.
:haha:

I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun,
and ends up at Wal-Mart.
:har:

Where there should be 93 people waiting in line
for the 2 cash registers open
out of the 25 they have.
:O:

The 20 items or less is closed of course!
:nope:

When he gets back?
I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!
:har:

[Sag75]

ouch... it's so sad...


but, you can boil water......

and use.... soluble coffee !! :har:

[meduza]

This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl:

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9695/clipboard02cph.jpg

[PappyCain]

I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock?

:har:

[jmr]

Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

[Madox58]

Good Lord!
:o

I thought you could buy a Coffe Maker nearly anywhere!
:hmmm:

But then again?
I remember the
'Great Coffee Maker Hunt'
in Houston.

Kpt is on a Mission again.
:haha:

GWX 4 has just been delayed Gents!

[Madox58]

Oh Crap!
:o

He's back!!
I wasn't here!
OK?
:damn:

What the heck is viewing Smiles?
:hmmm:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!:damn:

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!:damn::damn:

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!:damn::damn::damn:

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!... :damn::damn::damn::damn:

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!! :o

< sigh >

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/0531092050a.jpg

[Madox58]

Off to the Galley I go.
:haha:

But you still didn't answer what happened to
the Houston Coffee Maker.

I'll bet Neal is laughing about that one.
;)

[mookiemookie]

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!:damn:

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!:damn::damn:

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!:damn::damn::damn:

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!... :damn::damn::damn::damn:

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!! :o

< sigh >



Hey, hey....I thought this would be the perfect time to ask...what's the release date on GWX 4?

*runs* :arrgh!::har::gulp:

Bwhahahahahahahah!

[TarJak]

:har::har::har:

IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee.

@KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:har::har::har:

IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee.

@KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.

Actually, I gave it to Neal so I wouldn't have to lug it around the airports. (I hate travelling with more than one bag. I likes to travel light.:D)

Now a couple of things...

Buck has apologized for eating my remote again: (I think maybe he was more concerned that he might wind up back out on the streets where I found him.:haha:)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/0531092050b.jpg

As far as the famous Houston coffee pot... I'd like the community to NOTICE that Tarjack and Privateer in the background there... AREN'T HELPING!!!! :stare: Its ONION PEELING WITH FRITZ FOR BOTH OF YOU!!! :stare: You too Mookie!!! :stare: I think its time for an ONION PEELING PARTY!!! :stare:

:D Lazy basums!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/P1000130.jpg

[TarJak]

All I remember is it slowed down Jim and I getting a beer!:har:

Oh well back to the onion pile.:wah:

[mookiemookie]

http://imgur.com/5hNFM.jpg

[U-46 Commander]

Ah ha!!! th famous Kpt. Lehmann is seen!! now we know what keeps him going!!!

[bookworm_020]

Your dog ate the remote?

That's why I got a cat

[ddiplock]

<



Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!:mad:

:stare::stare::stare:
Grrrrrrr!


I nearly choked on my Mars Coffee drink here when I saw what you said. STERN TUBES!! LMFAO :har:

[papa_smurf]

I'm so glad I don't drink coffee:D

[Jimbuna]

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?
:har:

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.
:haha:

I also recall how your good lady led him by the hand into the premises because you parked over 20 metres away from the entrance.....and it was dark outside :o

Whilst waiting in your car we did consider sneaking up on him from behind as he exited the building. :DL

Actually, I gave it to Neal so I wouldn't have to lug it around the airports. (I hate travelling with more than one bag. I likes to travel light.:D)



That is correct.....and I'm sure Neal is having a bloody good chuckle to himself reading this whilst sipping a nice mug of coffee made on your ex coffee maker. :DL

All I remember is it slowed down Jim and I getting a beer!:har:


The catching up bit was/is always the best part.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

Ah ha!!! th famous Kpt. Lehmann is seen!! now we know what keeps him going!!!

There have been many photos of her....erm him posted by myself and others in recent times.

The question is....have you seen the ones of him dressed in 'questionnable' attire?


http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6356/av129190fjwl3.gif

Right.....I'll just go and sort the spuds.
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/18/img20060814215651mw4.gif

[cj95]

Just an idea.....

Maybe considering your reaction (:hulk:) its a good time to cut back on the caffeine?


Hmmmmm?
:rotfl:

[TarJak]

There have been many photos of her....erm him posted by myself and others in recent times.

The question is....have you seen the ones of him dressed in 'questionnable' attire?

Or inded the Lehmann proof door he tried to walk through even after having several cups of coffee and therefore should have been alert enough to detect before cracking his bonce on it.:D

I know I know I'm peeling already.

[Hanomag]

Maybe... quit buying cheap a## 30 dollar coffee makers!!! Walmart?

Egads! :o

Do it once do it right Herr Kaluen... dont they have William Sonoma in The Republic of Texas. Take out a small loan and buy one o' dem 100 dollar moe-sheens and get some mileage outta it!

Nice Golden BTW.. just remeber to open the glass door when throwing the fetching stick... :salute:

[Rebel]

coffee and a cigarettes + playing g.w.x 3.0 gold in a game with others = :woot: hope all is well

[danurve]

Why all the panic? :shucks:

All you need is a good size mug, even a small soup pan woks in a pinch, a rubber band and coffee filters or a paper towel.

One fine evening all packed up for hunting camp, or so I thought, I got ready for an early morning trek. Forgot the perkulator. So I sunk a paper towel in a mug just low enough to hold some coffee, held in place with a rubber band. Bring enough water just to a boil and slowly pour it over the coffee. Beats the snot out of instant. Drop or two of deisel optional.

[AVGWarhawk]

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!:mad:


They did not say who's life. :O:


Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!


Nobody to blame but ya-self :har:

However, I do feel your pain when the coffee maker is broken, out of coffee, out of coffee filters or not set up the night before to be brewed automatically in the morning.

[Laufen zum Ziel]

SO SAD!

Onions, missed beers, sad dogs & No coffie.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9344/babycrying.gif

[Sea Hawk]

Why dont you have a nice cup of tea.

Yorkshire tea by Taylors of Harrogate is best.

Have it with a toasted scone jam and butter.
Sit out in the sun under a parrasol and drink it out of fine bone china, remember to cock your little finger upwards as you sip your tea.

You will find it far more refershing. What What.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Ohhhhh you lot are MERCILESS!!! :stare:

"Its the violence inherent in the system I tell you! HELP HELP!!! I'm being REPRESSED!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434

:har:

[Sailor Steve]

Hey, hey....I thought this would be the perfect time to ask...what's the release date on GWX 4?

*runs* :arrgh!::har::gulp:

Bwhahahahahahahah!
Sometime after Kap has had his coffee.
:rotfl:

Oh, and running won't help. You'll eventually show up at some future meeting, and then the long arm of GWX will strike (lots of patience, these modder-types).
:/\\chop

[Madox58]

What REALLY went on!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Coffee_machinecopy.jpg

[Ford Prefect]

Whats up with this?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5JIQlSkjGmg/R-pWgHVo_gI/AAAAAAAACDA/a41HsNaNqmU/s320/nescafe%2Bgold.jpg


Whatever the coffee and the method used to make it, it all tastes like filth to me. I'll stick to my tea :cool:

http://www.tetley.co.uk/images/image128.jpg

[Madox58]

I prefer Earl Grey myself.
A spot of sugar and a dash of whole milk.
No lemon!

But even if it tastes like old sewer water?
I got to have my coffee in the morning!

It's an aquired taste I guess.
:hmmm:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

What REALLY went on!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Coffee_machinecopy.jpg



Well, maybe if you're a turd-burglar or a butt-pirate. :rotfl:

You empty headed animal food trough wipehr!!!

Now go away or I shall have Alex taunt you a second TYMAHH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY :D

[Jimbuna]

Look Jim....I've found the on/off switch.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2136/p1000130.jpg (http://img407.imageshack.us/i/p1000130.jpg/)

[Madox58]

WTF?
It's been 3 Days now and he still hasn't made a pot of coffee!!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0484.jpg

[Madox58]

Kpt.
Did you try putting coffee IN the thing?
I know it sounds weird but try it just this once!
Trust me!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0419.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008058.jpg
Hey my coffee tastes funny...:hmmm:

[Madox58]

Then, and only then, do you hit the start button
on your coffee maker!
Write that down for Kpt
if you will Jim.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0450.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008071.jpg
Well there was coffee in it when I put this cup down. Do you know where it went Lehmann?

[Kpt. Lehmann]

See! I told you I was been repressed... but didja listen? Nooah!!! nooah!!! Of course you didn't! :haha:

I reeeeally don't like you people anymore!!! :stare::stare::stare:

[TarJak]

The repression has just begun:D

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008050.jpg
Hey there's no coffeee on the menu!

[Madox58]

I TOLD you to put coffee in it before hitting start!
The SOB is headed for Europe!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/100_0789.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008046.jpg

Please Kpt. I'm on bended knee here.. please don't make me drive 20 miles to find another crappy coffee maker!

[Madox58]

A year from now we'll have to deal with
the 'Coffee Maker' crap again.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0505.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008044.jpg
If you hit this button without putting coffee in it. Well it just goes boom!

[Madox58]

As long as I can save the Game before I start the coffee maker?
I'm happy!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0418.jpg

[Madox58]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008044.jpg
If you hit this button without putting coffee in it. Well it just goes boom!

That just made me spit all over my screen.
:har:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008049.jpg
Psst hey buddy wanna buy a corfee maker? I got one here in the trunk...

[Onkel Neal]

< Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! >



My frackin' coffee maker just !&*#!# frackin' DIED!!! :damn::damn::damn:

Now I have to got to &%%!*&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!!:hulk::hulk::hulk:

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Or somebody's gonna DIE!!! :/\\chop

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!:mad:

:stare::stare::stare:

Grrrrrrr!

I've got a real cool coffee maker, really performs well, even has a timer. :O:

[Madox58]

Try this fix Kpt!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Coffee_maker.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

That tears it! I'll bite yer legs off!

Now you've got Neal in on it... you merciless gitz!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

:gulp:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008009.jpg
If you don't shut up about getting a coffee maker I'm going to lock you in the trunk.

[TarJak]

That tears it! I'll bite yer legs off!

Now you've got Neal in on it... you merciless gitz!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

:gulp:
Quick Neal lock you back door! he's comin' to git you!
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008087.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Lord what a flogging!:O:

Just you wait til the next meet.

Forget the onions. I'll have you all stoned to death!:stare:

AND FOR THE RECORD... WE WENT ONE PLACE WITHIN A STONE'S THROW of the hotel to get Neal's new coffee maker!!! :shucks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm2BsjACkuI

[TarJak]

It ait over till we run outta photos. :D

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008081.jpg
Hey look everyone! Take a photo. Kpt. Lehmann's got a new coffee maker!

[Madox58]

Well,
It MAY have been just a block or 2 away.
But Texas has big blocks!
:haha:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

I knew it wouldn't be long before that piccy showed up!!! :har::har::har:

< Dear community,

A tiny bit of advice. Never get injured at work and sit infront of the 'puter at Subsim with too much time on your hands. When you've got friends like these... you'll get NO SYMPATHY for your aches... You'll get nothing but busted chops for your troubles. >

Quick Neal lock you back door! he's comin' to git you!
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008087.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008067.jpg
You know what? If someone told me today that in 12 months time we will be back in Houston looking for a coffee maker I'd never believe it.

[Madox58]

I know that plane has a coffee maker onboard!
Juuuust a little close!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0452.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

It ait over till we run outta photos. :D


I was afraid of that! :damn::damn::damn:

< Dear Subsim community... If you can't laugh at yourself sometimes... you're in a heap of trouble here. >

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008069.jpg
Jim now don't tell me you want a cigarette rolling machine! There ain't a smoke shop within 30 miles of here!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

< Dear community,

It now appears that this is the "ROAST KPT. LEHMANN" thread... SO I'll be going to find my old kevlar helmet... :|\\ >

:ping:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008065.jpg
Excuse me buddy, can you spare a cup of joe? I've got my own cup.

[Madox58]

I swear to God!
I'll wear the caps like this till we find an all nite
Smokes and Coffee Maker shop!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/IMG_0498.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008065.jpg
Excuse me buddy, can you spare a cup of joe? I've got my own cup.


Now that strange dude was more than a little WIERD!!! :doh:

[Madox58]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008065.jpg
Excuse me buddy, can you spare a cup of joe? I've got my own cup.

Ain't that the guy who has a custom Deep Sea Diving Helmet
with built in Coffee Maker?
:haha:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008002.jpg
I'm sure I put the coffee in this thing this morning.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Ain't that the guy who has a custom Deep Sea Diving Helmet
with built in Coffee Maker?
:haha:


No, that was the guy earlier at the 'Flying Saucer.'

The guy you've posted above was just plain wacko I think.:o

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008076.jpg
I put my cup down for just a second and when I turned round there it was empty. Not a drop of coffee to be found!

[TarJak]

No, that was the guy earlier at the 'Flying Saucer.'

The guy you've posted above was just plain wacko I think.:o
dunno he seemed very friendly to you though.;)

[Madox58]

Oh yes.
This Guy was a cook at the second place of
deabilitation or some such.
Mooched a bit did he not?

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Jeeeez Louise... I need more coffee for this! :shifty:

Four pages O'thrashin' and counting.

Tis gonna be a long night methinks...

... and Jimbuna will no doubt keep it going on his time-zone...

I'll never be able to stay awake!!!:dead:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

dunno he seemed very friendly to you though.;)

Yeah well, my submarine doesn't have a screen door! :nope:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008079.jpg
Is OK Kpt. Lehmann, we will make sure there is a coffee maker included with SH5!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Oh yes.
This Guy was a cook at the second place of
deabilitation or some such.
Mooched a bit did he not?

Yep and yep!

[Madox58]

I thought you had a new coffee maker,
AGAIN!
:haha:
You should be good to go for awhile anyway.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008079.jpg
Is OK Kpt. Lehmann, we will make sure there is a coffee maker included with SH5!

Dan also told us that SH5 was going to be called "Fighting Merchants - Penguins of the Atlantic."

So I'm sure that the promise of included coffee is a ploy just to get me to buy it.:yep:

[TarJak]

Jeeeez Louise... I need more coffee for this! :shifty:

Four pages O'thrashin' and counting.

Tis gonna be a long night methinks...

... and Jimbuna will no doubt keep it going on his time-zone...

I'll never be able to stay awake!!!:dead:'Tis but the middle of my day and I've already PM'd him with a link to this thread. It's gonna be a loooog night awright!:D

[Kpt. Lehmann]

OOOOOoooohohohoho...

I'm gonna run out of Monty Python clips.:damn:

[TarJak]

I'm nowhere near running out of photos...:D

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008008.jpg
You know I've always wanted to tour the Walmart's fo Texas to look for coffee pots. Anybody know a good guide?

[Madox58]

You need to deploy the Sheep!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0m8yEXZZ68

[TarJak]

Fetchez le vache!:D

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008011.jpg
And in 1914 the people of Texas clubbed together to have this massive black and grey battlehip shaped coffee maker built to cater for the needs of a certain submarine captain.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viJcqGQC7y8&feature=PlayList&p=69116C435BDB2945&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=23

[TarJak]

Damn! I have to go to a meeting in 5 mins. The punishment will have to be put on hold for a hour or two until Jimbuna wakes up!:D

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Damn! I have to go to a meeting in 5 mins. The punishment will have to be put on hold for a hour or two until Jimbuna wakes up!:D

At last! A moment's respite from the storm!!! :sunny:

[TarJak]

I'm relying on Privateer to keep up the barrage.

[Madox58]

Yea, well it's nearly bed time here.
:nope:
I guess we'll have to let Kpt catch his breath.
:haha:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008011.jpg
And in 1914 the people of Texas clubbed together to have this massive black and grey battlehip shaped coffee maker built to cater for the needs of a certain submarine captain.

Good'ole Texans they were too! :shucks:

Though that's the first I've heard ever heard of a "battlehip."

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Yea, well it's nearly bed time here.
:nope:
I guess we'll have to let Kpt catch his breath.
:haha:

At last!:rock::rock::rock:

[TarJak]

Just for picking me up on my crap typing skills I'm posting this one:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008027.jpg
Do any of you know where we can get a coffee maker?

[Jimbuna]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008011.jpg

<wakes up, wipes the sleep from his eyes>......and http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif THEEEEEE COFFEE POSSE!!

Anyone remember this guy, the one I ended up in deep conversation with?

Joshua was his name, ex US special forces, training to be a diver for the oil and gas industry.

Now here was a man who knew everything and every place that was worth knowing.....apart from where to purchase a coffee maker :rotfl:


http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9757/p1000135j.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/p1000135j.jpg/)

[TarJak]

I remember Josh. Nice guy but no good if you needed coffee.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008086.jpg
The line outside Walmart for coffee makers.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Oi... tis my turn to be fading towards a bit of sleep.:dead:

I'll have at you lot later.:cool:

[Jimbuna]

Oi... tis my turn to be fading towards a bit of sleep.:dead:

I'll have at you lot later.:cool:

Please yersel....but I'm still fresh :DL

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8973/subsim2008006.jpg (http://img39.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008006.jpg/)

Here we are in the middle of the fourth largest city in the US, tis early afternoon, everyone is beginning to get merrily blitzed and your drinking......bloody coffee!!!!!!!!!!

[Hanomag]

Anyone remember this guy, the one I ended up in deep conversation with?

Joshua was his name, ex US special forces, training to be a diver for the oil and gas industry.

Now here was a man who knew everything and every place that was worth knowing.....apart from where to purchase a coffee maker :rotfl:


http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9757/p1000135j.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/p1000135j.jpg/)

I always regretted not going to scuba school....those commercial underwater welders, mechanics etc...make tremendous payolla.. alot more lucrative than killing peeps for the Special Feces.. :rotfl:

And we all know the end of the Lehmann quest for coffee.. lead to the bar!!! :arrgh!:

[Brag]

Staying on original topic.

To make coffe place grounds in sock.
Dip sock in hot water
To increase flavor walk 50 nautical miles, remove sock fom right foot.
If you are left handed remove sock from left foot.
fill with coffee grounds if it is right foot unless you want to have left footed coffe.

If you don't own socks don't use sock. Use left handed mug, pour grounds into mug. Drink coffee keeping teeth together like this :D

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Staying on original topic.

To make coffe place grounds in sock.
Dip sock in hot water
To increase flavor walk 50 nautical miles, remove sock fom right foot.
If you are left handed remove sock from left foot.
fill with coffee grounds if it is right foot unless you want to have left footed coffe.

If you don't own socks don't use sock. Use left handed mug, pour grounds into mug. Drink coffee keeping teeth together like this :D

:har::har::har:

Brag, you are a trip matey.

Like this is it? :D Am I getting it right? :D

[Lt.Fillipidis]

6 whole pages of talk, all started by a coffee maker...

Inventing Frappe is the biggest deal the French achieved in ages! :haha:

[melnibonian]

Inventing Frappe is the biggest deal the French achieved in ages! :haha:

And we drink it by the liter :03::yeah: (I've missed the stuff and look forward to a nice cold one by the sea :yep:)

[Jimbuna]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/9604/subsim2008050.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008050.jpg/)

<Chad to KL>

Hey!!...all I'm after is a coke, so why are you looking at the price of a cup of coffee?

[Sailor Steve]

OMG, Chad's a terminator!!!:o

[Kpt. Lehmann]

OMG, Chad's a terminator!!!:o

It does look that way doesn't it. :cool:

Now otherwise, who was it that took the picture while I was burping???

[Jimbuna]

It does look that way doesn't it. :cool:

Now otherwise, who was it that took the picture while I was burping???

TJ.....was sitting to my left :DL

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8610/subsim2008053.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008053.jpg/)

I have an announcement folks.....KL has spent half of the SS Meet searching for a coffee making machine.

The specification requirements call for one no bigger than this size, in order that it will fit on my kitchen bench when he leaves it at my house. :DL

[Kpt. Lehmann]

TJ.....was sitting to my left :DL

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8610/subsim2008053.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008053.jpg/)

I have an announcement folks.....KL has spent half of the SS Meet searching for a coffee making machine.

The specification requirements call for one no bigger than this size, in order that it will fit on my kitchen bench when he leaves it at my house. :DL

Jimbuna, you slay me!!! :har::har::har:

[TarJak]

:haha:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008004.jpg
The crew waiting for the coffee to brew.

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008003.jpg
the crew six hours later wtill wiating for the coffee to brew.

Jimbuna's gone to find a beer.

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna's gone to find a beer.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5025/1house2.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/1house2.jpg/)


Jimbuna found three....then educated/taught Mookie, Rebel and his charming wife the positives around alcohol intake when compared directly with that of coffee.

KL went to the toilet for a leak.

[Task Force]

HaHaHa, and this started all over a coffee maker.:rotfl:

[TarJak]

Hard to believe but true. Kpt. Lehmann's desire for coffee knows no bounds.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008054.jpg
Unfortunately I've run out of Subsim coffee mugs but you can still filter coffee through this SH4 hat.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Hard to believe but true. Kpt. Lehmann's desire for coffee knows no bounds.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008054.jpg
Unfortunately I've run out of Subsim coffee mugs but you can still filter coffee through this SH4 hat.

Very true.

...and that is pretty much my kind of luck!!! :yawn:

That being said TarJak... thanks again for letting me borrow your U-boat coffee mug.:rock:

... and in all seriousness, thanks to Neal for thinking highly enough of all the guys at the meet, to float so much swag to all the skippers that attended.:salute:

[Hanomag]

Actually I thought that was a commando watch cap so Lehmann could sneak in behind enemy lines and procure said coffee maker!! :know:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/Redau/Greetings%20for%20Profile/Great%20Day/Goffee_Needs_Coffee.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

In appreciation for the GWX crew SS got together some cash for a coffee maker, enjoy:

http://www.appliancist.com/etienne-louis-espresso-coffee-machine.jpg


Just don't bump into it with your boat. :D

[Jimbuna]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008054.jpg




... and in all seriousness, thanks to Neal for thinking highly enough of all the guys at the meet, to float so much swag to all the skippers that attended.:salute:

Gotta agree with that :salute:

As I recall...a few seconds after that shot was taken, said hat ended up floating in my dessert :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/874/subsim2008064.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008064.jpg/)

Oh no....it looks like he's noticed that coffee shop across the road.

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000128.jpg
So I have to read all of this manual to work out how to make coffee with this hat?

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000157.jpg
I've got it rigged so all I have to do is hit this button to get coffee.

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000132.jpg
Damn! hacking into Neals coffee maker is harder than we thought Kpt.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

< head hits table with loud bang >

"Hi.

My name is Kpt. Lehmann...

... and I'm addicted to coffee.

Its been three minutes since my last cup... and I tend to fall asleep without a constant infusion. :o"

< tired meeting director says, "Hi Kpt. Lehmann... Welcome to Caffeine Anonymous." >

[Kpt. Lehmann]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000157.jpg
I've got it rigged so all I have to do is hit this button to get coffee.

Actually, I did figure out Neal's home coffee maker... ermmm about 30 seconds following his introduction to his kitchen.

IIRC, a pot of coffee mysteriously appeared about 10 minutes later...

... and I SWEAR... I had NOTHING to do with it.:D

[Jimbuna]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000132.jpg

Can you get away from the bathroom door!....I don't have your bloody coffee maker!

Jeeeeez!.....can't a guy have a sh!t in peace!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:har::rotfl::har::rotfl::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000157.jpg

I remember this one. I admitted I was the only one at the SS Meet who hadn't played AOTD and Neal obliged me with a demonstration.

When we returned to the lounge, you've guessed it.....KL was seen draining the last drops out of the coffee maker.

Luckily for the remainder of us, Neal was the perfect host and there were large quantities of a variety of soft drinks available at all times.

[Madox58]

It's a bit much for a broken Coffee Maker,
but I finished burying it.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Texas.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I caught this little guy drinking all your coffee.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4454/subsim2008074.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008074.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

KL finally apprehends the Rebel that stole his coffee!!

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7447/p1000098p.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/p1000098p.jpg/)

[Kpt. Lehmann]

KL finally apprehends the Rebel that stole his coffee!!

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7447/p1000098p.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/p1000098p.jpg/)

...and apparently, promptly fell asleep for lack of said coffee.:dead::haha:

[Task Force]

Is that Kpt. L with a bottle of water... No coffee.:o

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Is that Kpt. L with a bottle of water... No coffee.:o

Now you understand the motive to find MORE COFFEE!!! :ping:

You see, I'm falling asleep for lack of the stuff there. :D

[Jimbuna]

I swear....If I hear one more mention of coffee...I'll show you just how handy I am with this Walther PPK!!

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3052/p1000105g.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/i/p1000105g.jpg/)

[don1reed]

Just a 'pinch' between gum & cheek always works in an emergency. If you're really good you can keep the Skoal on one side and coffee grounds on the other.

You become an Olympian when you can do coffee and Skoal, and eat a piece of blackberry cobbler...all...at...the same time.:o

[kiwi_2005]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/P1000132.jpg

Can you get away from the bathroom door!....I don't have your bloody coffee maker!

Jeeeeez!.....can't a guy have a sh!t in peace!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Hanomag]

Just a 'pinch' between gum & cheek always works in an emergency. If you're really good you can keep the Skoal on one side and coffee grounds on the other.

You become an Olympian when you can do coffee and Skoal, and eat a piece of blackberry cobbler...all...at...the same time.:o


I knew alot a guys in the Army who could do that...all but the cobbler part anyways. :yep:

[Dowly]

Despite everyone's advices, Kpt. Lemon stubbornly wanted to get his coffee water the hard way.
http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/blogs/resources/InsideSystemStorage/pics-vader-water-filter.jpg

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Despite everyone's advices, Kpt. Lemon stubbornly wanted to get his coffee water the hard way.
http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/blogs/resources/InsideSystemStorage/pics-vader-water-filter.jpg

I just about CHOKED to DEATH (on my coffee) when you posted that Dowly!!! :har::har:

[karamazovnew]

I :|\\ pitty :|\\ you :|\\ who have :|\\ such a dependance :|\\ for something as :|\\ small as coffee...... CRAP :damn: that was my last cigar.. nooooo, all is getting cold and dark :dead:.

[Wildhawke11]

Kpt. Lehmann
I got worried for a few minutes there, i thought you said "You needed a coffin maker"

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

Why in the world would the good Kpt need such a thing?

Psst KL: I think they're onto your second career! I'll send the contract for xxxxxx to your backup.:dead:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:rotfl:


Psst KL: I think they're onto your second career! I'll send the contract for xxxxxx to your backup.:dead:


Well, it is the nature of the beastie in my line of work... we do keep the undertakers busy on occasion. (No fault of our own... else we wouldn't be employed and free for long.)