Newlyweds

[Jimbuna]

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

[VipertheSniper]

:haha::haha:

Good one...

[Frame57]

:har::har::har:

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

Might tell that one to the wife!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

Might tell that one to the wife!:yeah:

You'd best do it over the phone then :DL

[FIREWALL]

You'd best do it over the phone then :DL

Some tales are better left untold. :haha:

[HunterICX]

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

Might tell that one to the wife!:yeah:

''Dead Man walking!''

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Some tales are better left untold. :haha:

I see some shops are already getting stuff in for Christmas!

Christmas is like any other day for me.

I sit down with a fat bird that doesn't gobble any more. :hmmm:

[bookworm_020]

''Dead Man walking!''

HunterICX

I'm still alive and got her to laugh.....:06: I could be in trouble.......:oops:

[Task Force]

If the I see a giant explotion go off.... Ill know what happend...:rotfl:

[XTBilly]

Very good !!! :har::har::har:

[bookworm_020]

All's fine! She got the joke, and I'm getting use to dog house......:salute:

[HunterICX]

All's fine! She got the joke, and I'm getting use to dog house......:salute:

and the dog? :D

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

All's fine! She got the joke, and I'm getting use to dog house......:salute:

LOL :DL

[geetrue]

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."


Please explain I don't understand ... "Knickers" is that a new soccer team or something? :D

"attitude" if they were down in a valley or even if they were on a mountain top all he would have to do is leave that place, right? :yep:


Thanks Jimbuna ... I was having a bad day due to my computer crashing, but your joke helped me get in a better mood.

That's what shipmates are for ... :arrgh!:

[Buddahaid]

Isn't that one of the Commandments?

Buddahaid

[Jimbuna]

Please explain I don't understand ... "Knickers" is that a new soccer team or something? :D

"attitude" if they were down in a valley or even if they were on a mountain top all he would have to do is leave that place, right? :yep:


Thanks Jimbuna ... I was having a bad day due to my computer crashing, but your joke helped me get in a better mood.

That's what shipmates are for ... :arrgh!:

Rgr that matey http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[bookworm_020]

and the dog? :D

HunterICX

Getting better fed than me!:oops:

[antikristuseke]

Isn't that one of the Commandments?

Buddahaid

Thou shall not wear your wifes knickers?

[Jimbuna]

Thou shall not wear your wifes knickers?

Someone should inform him :DL


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[bookworm_020]

My eyes have been soiled!:doh::doh::doh: