AVGWarhawk
04-20-09, 09:44 AM
LADIES YEARLY EXAM
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180..
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx!
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180..
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx!