Children at play...Doctors and Nurses

[Jimbuna]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

[Oberon]

There'll be a space for him at the local NHS Hospital shortly :yeah:

[Etienne]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"

[GoldenRivet]

not only that he did the kid a favor. :rotfl:

just be glad it wasnt a hysterectomy

[Sailor Steve]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"
:rotfl: Excellent, Etienne!:rock:

[bookworm_020]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"

Get ready for the malpractice suite!:doh: