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Jimbuna
02-27-09, 05:20 PM
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Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now howmuch would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'


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Kapitan_Phillips
02-27-09, 07:49 PM
:har::har::har::har::har:

jumpy
02-27-09, 10:02 PM
ain't that the damn truth..:damn:

nice .gif though mmmmm jiggly :yeah:

bookworm_020
02-27-09, 11:19 PM
:har::har::har::har:

Like it!

There is a Gordon cup in my Suburban Train driver class. It is awarded to the person who puts their foot in it! It was named after Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine, not the British Prime Minister.

The scary thing is how many Thomas the Tank Engine episodes they have used to show what can go wrong! I might start borrowing my Nephews Collection!:shucks:

Task Force
02-27-09, 11:42 PM
there using thomas the tank engine to show what can go rong on a real locomotive.:haha: Ive heard it all.:hmmm:

bookworm_020
02-28-09, 03:23 AM
there using thomas the tank engine to show what can go rong on a real locomotive.:haha: Ive heard it all.:hmmm:

Gordon was used to show what happened when the driver started to think he was god!:shucks:

Jimbuna
02-28-09, 09:38 AM
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Kapitan_Phillips
02-28-09, 01:04 PM
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GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

nikimcbee
02-28-09, 01:44 PM
Jim, wasn't this Steed's job? how are Steed and gordon doing these days?:woot:

nikimcbee
02-28-09, 01:55 PM
I just thought I'd add this to the thread, it seemed appropriate....






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Kapitan_Phillips
02-28-09, 03:25 PM
All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

Jimbuna
02-28-09, 04:48 PM
LMAO :rotfl:

nikimcbee
03-01-09, 01:05 AM
All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right? :woot: :haha:

bookworm_020
03-01-09, 04:31 AM
All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!
And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right? :woot: :haha:

Remind me to alert Customs to your impending arrival:hmmm:

Jimbuna
03-01-09, 09:47 AM
All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right? :woot: :haha:

I remember the carry on you had at the airport last October :rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips
03-01-09, 11:56 AM
All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!
And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right? :woot: :haha:

I'll leave the full cavity search to the Danish Customs Official if its all the same to you :yeah: