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AVGWarhawk
02-20-09, 11:31 AM
What do you think? Underwater camo? Make the sheets in the bunks the same color and no one will be able to find you:O:

http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=68930

Digital_Trucker
02-20-09, 11:36 AM
:timeout:Maybe so they won't be spotted in their camo life-rafts in case they have to abandon ship?:D Looks like someone who owned a uniform company needed an infusion of cash and talked Navy procurement into the "necessity" of underwater camo. I wonder if these are being manufactured in Chicago?:hmmm:

UnderseaLcpl
02-20-09, 12:11 PM
Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot! :DL :salute:

AVGWarhawk
02-20-09, 12:18 PM
Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot! :DL :salute:
Man...I thought you only need to know how to hold your breath when you join the Navy:-?

Sailor Steve
02-20-09, 12:49 PM
He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

Frame57
02-20-09, 01:05 PM
Looks ridiculous to me. Spent two hitches on two fast attacks and never once did we have a uniform inspection. Jesus! The COB looks like a schoolboy....:arrgh!:

UnderseaLcpl
02-20-09, 06:23 PM
He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

That's not true! I know a wide variety of things, including how to stand up straighter and talk back even less:DL

nikimcbee
02-21-09, 12:29 AM
Those uniforms almost look like the Russian camo uniforms.

Aramike
02-21-09, 02:21 AM
Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot! :DL :salute:That is precisely the first thing I thought!

What about the guy in the front looking off to his left? :o

nikimcbee
02-21-09, 02:33 AM
Leave it to Ol' McBee to fix the problem.:salute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyC0BmTYTgI

nikimcbee
02-21-09, 02:34 AM
A jelly donut!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayHnA0cGuc&feature=related

August
02-21-09, 02:44 AM
Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot! :DL :salute:
I completely agree but what'd you expect? They are after all only swabbies. :D

Etienne
02-21-09, 03:31 AM
Am I the only one that finds those uniforms hard to look at?

Seriously, I get the feeling that if I squint hard enough, it'll pop out "GO NAVY!" in 3D or something.

Kapitan_Phillips
02-21-09, 03:53 AM
http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/webphoto/web_090218-N-7705S-035.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A)

(Click the pic for my opinion) :88)

Platapus
02-21-09, 09:09 AM
The Air Force one is even worse. Teal Cammies

Teal?? What the :censored: is Teal? In my over 20 years in the Air Force I never found myself in front of, or behind, a Teal. What is Teal? Do you eat it or shoot it?

Is Teal something I would like to blend in with when in combat?

Teal cammies. Carry me home to die! :nope:

Funny navy story

There I was, no $h!t

About a hundred years ago I was in EOD school. We had a mixed class (Army, AF, and a few Navy). For some ungodly reason it was decided that we needed to form up one morning (mistake 1). I don't know, every once in the while the base commander seemed to want to remind us that we were EOD AND in the military. Sheeesh. Pick one ok? Anyway, ours is not to reason why, ours is just to get our sorry butts out of the racks and form up...Such is the military way (from what I hear)

The NCOIC was trying to get our motley crew into some form of military formation and we complied, more or less.

Then the NCOIC gave the command

Cover!

All the Army and Air Force guys made subtle adjustments to their body position to get a good alignment.

The Navy guys fixed their hats on their heads!!

Honest truth. All of us were laughing. God the NCOIC was pissed. :nope:

The Navy guys were suitably embarrassed. :oops:

UnderseaLcpl
02-21-09, 11:03 AM
There I was, no $h!t

All the best stories start that way and this one was no exception:rotfl:

August
02-21-09, 11:21 AM
The Air Force one is even worse. Teal Cammies

By teal are you talking about the tiger stripes? I so they seemed to be quite popular in the jungles of Vietnam and look a lot less lame than the Navys new working uniform...

Platapus
02-21-09, 12:55 PM
The Air Force one is even worse. Teal Cammies

By teal are you talking about the tiger stripes? I so they seemed to be quite popular in the jungles of Vietnam and look a lot less lame than the Navys new working uniform...

Nope. The new Air Force cammies look just like the Army and the Navy (Digital pattern) but the dominant colour is Teal.

Tiger stripe would be COOL!

I once saw a set of night Tiger stripe cammies. Black with mid-night blue stripes. They were too cool for school! :yeah:

Sailor Steve
02-21-09, 06:11 PM
He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

That's not true! I know a wide variety of things, including how to stand up straighter and talk back even less:DL
I wasn't thinking of you doing it, I was thinking of you giving the orders.
:salute:

What the :censored: is Teal?
Teal was the color of my last car. Also the color of hospital scrubs. But you knew that already.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be teal.:sunny:

UnderseaLcpl
02-21-09, 06:35 PM
He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

That's not true! I know a wide variety of things, including how to stand up straighter and talk back even less:DL
I wasn't thinking of you doing it, I was thinking of you giving the orders.
:salute:


Then you insult me, sir:O: A good Marine knows that one must always lead from the front and set an example.:know: